Bad Films I watched this weekend

[chris watton]

Fast and Furious 6.

I have enjoyed all the other films in this franchise, but I sat totally emotionless throughout the whole film. It was/is quite awful.

[Halmyre]

drivin_me_nuts said:

I dozed off on the sofa this evening and woke to the sounds of Segal smacking someone hard. I've come to the conclusion that if you've seen one of his films, you've seen them all. The only thing that seems to change from one to the other is the thickness of his neck and the number of leather hides required to cover his frame.

I'm OK with 'Under Siege', and maybe even the sequel, but anything else is just pants. 'Executive Decision' is fine because they have the decency to kill him off early. But as an actor he's truly woeful, just watch the scene at the end of Under Siege where he's saluting at the graveside and going cross-eyed with the effort of 'acting'.

[Funkycoldribena]

Welcome to the Jungle,Van Damme comedy(!!!),oh dear this was bad,really bad,0/10.

[mattyn1]

Halmyre said:

drivin_me_nuts said:

I dozed off on the sofa this evening and woke to the sounds of Segal smacking someone hard. I've come to the conclusion that if you've seen one of his films, you've seen them all. The only thing that seems to change from one to the other is the thickness of his neck and the number of leather hides required to cover his frame.

I'm OK with 'Under Siege', and maybe even the sequel, but anything else is just pants. 'Executive Decision' is fine because they have the decency to kill him off early. But as an actor he's truly woeful, just watch the scene at the end of Under Siege where he's saluting at the graveside and going cross-eyed with the effort of 'acting'.

I like his films - but just for the humour in watching him run!

[Halmyre]

Funkycoldribena said:

Welcome to the Jungle,Van Damme comedy(!!!),oh dear this was bad,really bad,0/10.

Have to admit, I've never been able to bring myself to watch any JCVD film. Better or worse than Segal?

[ZesPak]

Halmyre said:

Have to admit, I've never been able to bring myself to watch any JCVD film. Better or worse than Segal?

I thought Bloodsport was enjoyable.

Oh I watched "the counselor" This weekend. Worst movie of 2013 for me, and I've seen a lot of them.

[Raify]

Ender's Game. Sweet baby Jesus, it was awful.

Child actors and a script + story that makes NO sense at all.

[RESSE]

Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa.

0/10.

Don't bother with this film.

[ZesPak]

Raify said:

Ender's Game. Sweet baby Jesus, it was awful.

Child actors and a script + story that makes NO sense at all.

Was disappointed to say the least, especially since it's based on what is probably my favorite book series.
It felt like it was done by someone who didn't even bothered to read the books as well (I mean, really, Bean on the same vessel as Ender as a launchie? Really?).

[Tiggsy]

Halmyre said:

Funkycoldribena said:

Welcome to the Jungle,Van Damme comedy(!!!),oh dear this was bad,really bad,0/10.

Have to admit, I've never been able to bring myself to watch any JCVD film. Better or worse than Segal?

Blood Sport and Kickboxer where OK if you were 14 at the time...other than that, avoid!

[Halb]

Universal Soldier was bearable...because of the sci-fi element...probably wouldn't wish to watch it now...

[Pesty]

Hard target


For god sake people best jcvd film ever

Double impact
Legionnaire
Nowhere to run

All good popcorn movies

[Halb]

Best JCVD film evah?

Those beer adverts he now stars in.

[ZesPak]

Halb said:

Best JCVD film evah?

Those beer adverts he now stars in.

Don't forget the Volvo split!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7FIvfx5J10

[DervVW]

ZesPak said:

Halb said:

Best JCVD film evah?

Those beer adverts he now stars in.

Don't forget the Volvo split!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7FIvfx5J10

Have to appreciate that. He's no kid either

[Nom de ploom]

Enders' Game.

oh dear. Harrison what were you thinking....?

3/10

[Daniel1]

Nom de ploom said:

Enders' Game.

oh dear. Harrison what were you thinking....?

3/10

glad im not the only one who didn't really like this.

[papercup]

Daniel1 said:

Nom de ploom said:

Enders' Game.

oh dear. Harrison what were you thinking....?

3/10

glad im not the only one who didn't really like this.

Seemed to be aimed at children, with its young protagonists, sci-fi wish fulfillment, and moralising. I didn't hate it. I just didn't think it was for me...

[Nurburgsingh]

ZesPak said:

Oh I watched "the counselor" This weekend. Worst movie of 2013 for me, and I've seen a lot of them.

this.

[RESSE]

Cannonball Fever (1989).

A turd of a film.