Bad Films I watched this weekend

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Pommygranite

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14,229 posts

215 months

Monday 21st March 2011
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To add to the Good Films thread perhaps it's time for a bad films watched thread. It seems there's more bad than good out at the moment, let alone over-hyped nonsense.

To start Skyline. Looks like a made for TV movie not a cinema release blockbuster.

Poor script, acting, plot. That's the basis. Then there's the fact every cliche is in there followed by ideas stolen from every other film.

Its written and directed by Visual Effects guys and it shows.

vixen1700

22,669 posts

269 months

Monday 21st March 2011
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The Happening. So bad I just gave up on it after about 40 minutes and thought WTF?

55allgold

519 posts

157 months

Monday 21st March 2011
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vixen1700 said:
The Happening. So bad I just gave up on it after about 40 minutes and thought WTF?
You lucky, lucky barsteward! I watched the whole thing. frown

mattviatura

2,996 posts

199 months

Monday 21st March 2011
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Stealth.


Very very very poor indeed.

Elroy Blue

8,686 posts

191 months

Monday 21st March 2011
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Grown ups....utter dirge!

Planet Claire

3,316 posts

208 months

Monday 21st March 2011
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Piranha (2D version). Dire.
OH wanted to watch it because Kelly Brook gets her fun bags out, so if that's your thing you'll love it.

poing

8,743 posts

199 months

Monday 21st March 2011
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Titanic 2!

I was surfing the channels and spotted this and had to figure out how it was possible. Imagine how bad you think it is, now multiply that by infinity and it's significantly worse than that.

obob

4,193 posts

193 months

Monday 21st March 2011
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Planet Claire said:
Piranha (2D version). Dire.
OH wanted to watch it because Kelly Brook gets her fun bags out, so if that's your thing you'll love it.
If?
I think that's every bloke thing. Your OH needs to watch in 3D for full effect.

ajprice

27,317 posts

195 months

Monday 21st March 2011
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mattviatura said:
Stealth.


Very very very poor indeed.
An understatement of epic proportions hehe
I saw it from the female pilot ejecting out and parachuting from the plane and it was comically bad. Was there a Stealth 2?

Edited by ajprice on Tuesday 22 March 10:06

FellowPazzini

4,464 posts

170 months

Monday 21st March 2011
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poing said:
Titanic 2!

I was surfing the channels and spotted this and had to figure out how it was possible. Imagine how bad you think it is, now multiply that by infinity and it's significantly worse than that.
Never knew there was a 2nd one, its without a doubt garbage but why am I still intrigued confused

Black Swan. Some may like it but definatly not to my taste. Boring and about ballet and boring.

Diesel Fury

455 posts

159 months

Monday 21st March 2011
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I made the horrendous mistake of watching 2012 AND Skyline.

I've never been closer to suicide than I was that Saturday. I will never, EVER get that time back. I don't even know why I kept watching... it's like that gif of the biker trying to do a stoppy and smashing into the back of the camera car, you don't want to keep watching, but you do.

Terrible, horrible, awful films. Ugh.

iluvmercs

7,541 posts

226 months

Tuesday 22nd March 2011
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Not sure how this suggestion goes down - Romeo must Die. Appalling! Weak plot & graphics and along with the occasional unnecessary camera shot, plus some continuity was out - Mercedes chase in particular.

Darren

MGZRod

8,086 posts

175 months

Tuesday 22nd March 2011
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Mega phirana.

Nuff said, it ain't got st on mega shark vs giant octopus.

North West Tom

11,511 posts

176 months

Tuesday 22nd March 2011
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Hall Pass. Wasn't too bad but I don't recommend.

Matt_N

8,900 posts

201 months

Tuesday 22nd March 2011
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Elroy Blue said:
Grown ups....utter dirge!
Agree.

What a dreadful film.

Sandler hasn't been in anything funny for years.

croyde

22,702 posts

229 months

Tuesday 22nd March 2011
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Made the mistake of watching Starship Troopers 3 (Was there a 2?) and gave up after half an hour. Looked like something cooked up by 11 year olds as a school film project and the arachnids were cardboard cut outs FFS.

rhinochopig

17,932 posts

197 months

Tuesday 22nd March 2011
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Expendables - dreadful film. It's like Sly and Rourke are in a race to see who can get the worst plastic surgery.

I did wonder why it was only a tenner on Blu-Ray.

Sushi

858 posts

199 months

Tuesday 22nd March 2011
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Matt_N said:
Agree.

What a dreadful film.

Sandler hasn't been in anything funny.
fixed it for you

fphsecretservice

956 posts

165 months

Tuesday 22nd March 2011
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croyde said:
Made the mistake of watching Starship Troopers 3 (Was there a 2?) and gave up after half an hour. Looked like something cooked up by 11 year olds as a school film project and the arachnids were cardboard cut outs FFS.
ok i'll stand up and say i enjoyed ST3, 2 is awful tho


watched "knock off", well fell asleep watching it as i tend to do when forced to watch JCVD movies!!

mattviatura

2,996 posts

199 months

Tuesday 22nd March 2011
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ajprice said:
An umderstatement of epic proportions hehe
I saw it from the female pilot ejecting out and parachuting from the plane and it was comically bad. Was there a Stealth 2?
Shortly after that point I gave up. I'll assume it didn't improve from there on.

Regards a sequel, I sincerely hope not.

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