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Morningside

18,616 posts

112 months

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Wednesday 29th June 2011 quote quote all
BruceV8 said:
V88Dicky said:
BruceV8 said:
Disband UKBA and replace it with a National Border Police, who will be uniformed, armed and run under military discipline. It will also have a large Special Branch. It will mostly, though not entirely, be recruited from ex service men and women.
Sounds like the Civil Nuclear Constabulary!

(Not that that's a bad thing) biggrin
I said ex servicemen, not retired Home Office force cozzers! And the uniform won't be one of those black combats affairs with stab vests. It will be a fetching green (a bit like the German border police) with a proper tailored tunic and belt, shirt and tie. Or maybe a khaki tunic with very dark green trousers in a 'black and tans' stylee. Hmmm....
I would vote for it and have quietly been saying this for years.


The whole lot is a pissing joke. Is it only the general public that can see this?

Personally after all the ranting and raving when in opporsition I really expected better from this lot. Maybe they are being held back by the wooly Liberals. If so, tell them to sling their hook.

Shouting 'Not fit for purpose' is a piss poor way of getting out of things.

Parrot of Doom

23,075 posts

117 months

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Wednesday 29th June 2011 quote quote all
princeperch said:
the human rights act was brought into play to stop jokers like hitler from taking out a generation of jews. not so some lying somalian can live in kensington in a 3 million quid house with his 10 kids. you might have signed up to that but I certainly didnt - and its the european courts that have extended the ambit and mutated articles 2,3 and 8 (specifically) so as the echr as it now is has gone beyond what it was designed for.

come over here on a visitors visa and dont go back? no problem, get up the duff by a british citizen and we will take care of you.

come over here and run someone over? then maybe leg it from the scene? no problem. have a kid with a brit cit, and well take care of you.

come over here to study at the oxford street college of excellence doing a certificate in plant potting but your foreign spouse (who comes over as your dependant) isnt entitled to work? dont worry about the rules (which you were aware of when you applied for entry clearance) - sue the government instead to get you wife the right to work.

come over here as a doctor and forge your right to work documentation? cause a health scare? go ahead. when the government try and boot you out for this crime, we'll give you legal aid for that ,too.

in fact, all of the above - we'll give you legal aid. would you like me to go on?
[citation needed]

princeperch

4,757 posts

130 months

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Wednesday 29th June 2011 quote quote all
Parrot of Doom said:
[citation needed]
I dont need to give you a citation - these are all true.

Victor McDade

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4,395 posts

65 months

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Thursday 27th October 2011 quote quote all
4 months later and no doubt at considerable legal cost we can finally deport this man back to Israel. Good riddance.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/immigration...

madala

4,921 posts

81 months

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Thursday 27th October 2011 quote quote all
...I wonder how much all this costing us the taxpayer....FFS.
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Mr_B

6,001 posts

126 months

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Thursday 27th October 2011 quote quote all
madala said:
...I wonder how much all this costing us the taxpayer....FFS.
Multiply it many times over for this lot too.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-15467480

Victor McDade

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4,395 posts

65 months

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Friday 4th November 2011 quote quote all
More great work by the UK Borders Agency. If you're a Brit returning from holiday abroad they'll treat you like a bit of st on their shoe. If you're a bogus asylum seeker/migrant however then they'll just.....

MPs have accused the UK Border Agency (UKBA) of losing track of a population of asylum seekers and migrants equivalent to the size of Cambridge. The Home Affairs Select Committee said 124,000 asylum seeker and immigration cases had been "dumped" in an archive, with the agency giving up on them.




Mr_B

6,001 posts

126 months

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Friday 4th November 2011 quote quote all
Bit rich of the Government knocking the agency, it's the Government who signed up to all sorts of stupid ( mainly Euro ) laws which have removed the ability to police the system. even if they knew all 100K plus the system to remove them is so long , it's not going to happen.

odyssey2200

18,650 posts

92 months

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Friday 4th November 2011 quote quote all
TBH trying to deport these people, even if we found them would just cost us a lot of money just to find out that it's against their 'uman rights.

furious



Mojocvh

14,645 posts

145 months

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Friday 4th November 2011 quote quote all
odyssey2200 said:
UK Border Agency is Not Fit For Purpose.

You only have to watch the TV program to spot that.
Unless you are white, hetro and middle-aged.

They sort them out with GUSTO.

Mr_B

6,001 posts

126 months

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Friday 4th November 2011 quote quote all
Todays perfect case in point...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-15596588

odyssey2200

18,650 posts

92 months

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Friday 4th November 2011 quote quote all
Mr_B said:
Todays perfect case in point...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-15596588
banghead

speechless, f'kin speechless.

Victor McDade

Original Poster:

4,395 posts

65 months

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Friday 4th November 2011 quote quote all
Mr_B said:
Todays perfect case in point...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-15596588
Wow! That's incredible.

odyssey2200

18,650 posts

92 months

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Friday 4th November 2011 quote quote all
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-15601988

Top man suspended for another fk up.

Mojooo

8,458 posts

63 months

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Friday 4th November 2011 quote quote all
Blame it on whinging passengers. iF they did through cehcks on everyone queues woudl be longer and they would need thousands of more staff - that much was pretty obvious from watching 'UK BORDER FORCE'.

Wings

4,433 posts

98 months

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Friday 4th November 2011 quote quote all
audidoody said:
I have difficulty understanding the stupidity of calling it the "UK Border Agency".

Borders are land-based political boundaries.

We're a fking island for fk's sake.
The UK also has a land border.

bga

7,521 posts

134 months

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Friday 4th November 2011 quote quote all
Victor McDade said:
More great work by the UK Borders Agency. If you're a Brit returning from holiday abroad they'll treat you like a bit of st on their shoe. If you're a bogus asylum seeker/migrant however then they'll just.....

MPs have accused the UK Border Agency (UKBA) of losing track of a population of asylum seekers and migrants equivalent to the size of Cambridge. The Home Affairs Select Committee said 124,000 asylum seeker and immigration cases had been "dumped" in an archive, with the agency giving up on them.
You obviously don't travel much. I fly abroad every other week which inevitably means that I fly home. The reception on arrival is much better than the majority of European countries that I visit regularly.

That said, the UKBA do a lot of things badly, not in the least preventing skilled & experienced talent from coming to the UK and contributing.

Police State

3,378 posts

103 months

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Saturday 5th November 2011 quote quote all
Wings said:
The UK also has a land border.
yeah, it's called Sangatte and its got more holes than a french colander.

Wings

4,433 posts

98 months

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Saturday 5th November 2011 quote quote all
Police State said:
yeah, it's called Sangatte and its got more holes than a french colander.
Wrong, try to the South of Belfast.

Police State

3,378 posts

103 months

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Saturday 5th November 2011 quote quote all
Wings said:
Police State said:
yeah, it's called Sangatte and its got more holes than a french colander.
Wrong, try to the South of Belfast.
I thought that was just the Fags and Drugs channel... care to elaborate on what you say?
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