necrophilia law for husbands in Egypt...

necrophilia law for husbands in Egypt...

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CBR JGWRR

6,518 posts

148 months

Thursday 26th April 2012
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stevejh said:
CBR JGWRR said:
stevejh said:
Sheets Tabuer said:
mybrainhurts said:
Wait a minute...

How does he get out if rigor mortis sets in during the vinegar strokes...?
Indeed and how are you supposed to get her silk panties and suspenders on if she's already going stiff?
You shouldn't be wearing her silk panties and suspenders - pervert.
At risk of parrot, but personally, I would put the panties and suspenders on her...
Ewwww but she's been dead for hours - pervert.

Ok, I'll stop now wink
I wouldn't do her at all if she was dead.

Well, unless she requested it before, but I can't see her doing that...

Rude-boy

22,227 posts

232 months

Thursday 26th April 2012
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So wrong.

Yet all I can think of is that joke about how "a chap I once knew was into necrophillia until some rotten **** split on him..."

turbobloke

103,737 posts

259 months

Thursday 26th April 2012
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Huffington Post has an update claiming this story is a malicious rumuor. No doubt more to come wink as long as the final update is within 6 hours rotate

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/04/26/farewel...

CBR JGWRR

6,518 posts

148 months

Thursday 26th April 2012
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[DA mode]What if while you and her are going for it, and one of you just happens to die in the others arms while your...

Is it the same thing?[/DA mode]

smile

Halb

53,012 posts

182 months

Thursday 26th April 2012
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CBR JGWRR said:
I wouldn't do her at all if she was dead.

Well, unless she requested it before, but I can't see her doing that...
What if she is only half dead?

Du1point8

Original Poster:

21,604 posts

191 months

Thursday 26th April 2012
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Halb said:
CBR JGWRR said:
I wouldn't do her at all if she was dead.

Well, unless she requested it before, but I can't see her doing that...
What if she is only half dead?
what like brain dead?

So the husband would keep her alive for....

(I can't say it... even the thought of that repulses me)

Pesty

42,655 posts

255 months

Thursday 26th April 2012
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So this is teh result of the arab spring.

Dr Banjo

655 posts

148 months

Thursday 26th April 2012
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Wouldn't all her muscles/sphincters be relaxed ?

Could get a bit messy.

Sorry.

vomit

DonkeyApple

54,919 posts

168 months

Thursday 26th April 2012
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Du1point8 said:
what like brain dead?

So the husband would keep her alive for....

(I can't say it... even the thought of that repulses me)
I guess Durex could add life support machines to their activity range for North Africa. Still going to be a bit pricey next to synthetic camel flanges and small boy bottoms.

MK4 Slowride

10,028 posts

207 months

Friday 27th April 2012
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I've heard a story about necrophilia. Not sure on the authenticity of it though.

A woman went to the doctors with stomach pain. On having a look around he found some worms had been eating her innards. Further investigation revealed they're worms found only in dead bodies.

Some CSI later and it turns out her husband worked in the hospital morgue and had been shagging the corpses. So bellend ~ eggs/worms + Mrs vag = stomach pains.

Nice.

CBR JGWRR

6,518 posts

148 months

Friday 27th April 2012
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Enough to put anyone off...

Disgusted

853 posts

189 months

Friday 27th April 2012
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CBR JGWRR said:
Enough to put anyone off...
Which implies that you were thinking about having a go before you heard that...

CBR JGWRR

6,518 posts

148 months

Friday 27th April 2012
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Disgusted said:
CBR JGWRR said:
Enough to put anyone off...
Which implies that you were thinking about having a go before you heard that...
If she asked before she died, then yes. Otherwise not a chance.

Bill

52,472 posts

254 months

Friday 27th April 2012
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Pesty said:
So this is teh result of reading the Wail.
EFA.


ETA even the Wail admit it's bks in their last paragraph.

Edited by Bill on Friday 27th April 11:00

Du1point8

Original Poster:

21,604 posts

191 months

Friday 27th April 2012
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Bill said:
Pesty said:
So this is teh result of reading the Wail.
EFA.


ETA even the Wail admit it's bks in their last paragraph.

Edited by Bill on Friday 27th April 11:00
updated this morning.

carmonk

7,910 posts

186 months

Friday 27th April 2012
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If it does turn out to be nonsense it's very telling that it's relatively tame compared to the actual, undisputed degredation that women in Islamic societies put up with every day of their lives.

DonkeyApple

54,919 posts

168 months

Friday 27th April 2012
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Du1point8 said:
updated this morning.
It's done it's job though. I suspect there are thousands of distressed Wail readers for whom this is now total fact and allows them to avoid the uncomfortable truth that they are angry because they've screwed their life up. smile

Bill

52,472 posts

254 months

Friday 27th April 2012
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carmonk said:
If it does turn out to be nonsense it's very telling that it's relatively tame compared to the actual, undisputed degredation that women in Islamic societies put up with every day of their lives.
So the opposition (and the Wail) get a "C- Could do better" for this effort? It's more telling that they feel they need to make st like this up.

Ayahuasca

27,427 posts

278 months

Friday 27th April 2012
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Good time to invest into Y-shaped coffins.

Sushi

858 posts

199 months

Friday 27th April 2012
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if you get them old style candle shaped light bulbs you can warm it up as well.