I went to a royal wedding don't you know...

I went to a royal wedding don't you know...

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Du1point8

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21,612 posts

193 months

Sunday 27th May 2012
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I think its hilarious when st like this happens to the silver spoon up the arse brigade...

She's made herself out to be a stuck up bh with no understanding of what she should be doing, until she gets pulled over for doing 20mph in USA.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2150505/...

can't believe they actually published this crap 1 said:
What is a nice girl like me doing in a place like this? I went to the Royal Wedding for goodness’ sake.
can't believe they actually published this crap 2 said:
What is a nice girl like me doing in a place like this? I went to the Royal Wedding for goodness’ sake.I’m outraged. What am I being taken into custody for? Apparently, there is a $40,000 (about £26,000) warrant out for my arrest. I was pulled over because my registration had expired and the warrant was issued because I forgot to go to court for a traffic violation.
It seems excessive for a traffic violation. During the ride to the police station, I go from furious (‘I want your badge number. I am going to sue everyone’) to panicked (‘Am I going to have a criminal record?’) to crying because I am frightened they are going to make me bend over and cough.
can't believe they actually published this crap 3 said:
The next eight hours are spent in a shared cell underneath the courthouse. Even worse than people using the loo – plonked in the corner in a tiny, windowless cell – (I daren’t gag in case I get beaten up) is feeling so cold.

Zero tolerance: A police officer on patrol in Los Angeles
Remembering that you lose a high percentage of body heat from your head, I am so desperate I wrap mine up in loo roll, like a mummy, with a small slit for my eyes. Another prisoner I’ve become friendly with does the same, except for some reason she only leaves a slit for her mouth. We both laugh our heads off for the next five minutes, rolling around on the concrete bench. A moment of light relief.
Oh and not forgetting:


The I'm traumatised conclusion said:
Next time you are pulled over for a minor traffic violation, thank your lucky stars you live in Britain.
Don’t get me wrong, I love living in the US – I just don’t love its legal system.
Even though I can now look back on the experience and laugh, I have definitely been traumatised by it. Nowadays, if I even see a police car, I feel as if I am going to have a panic attack. It makes me long for British bobbies.
Poor baby...

rofl

GingerWizard

4,721 posts

199 months

Sunday 27th May 2012
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utter

Jasandjules

69,987 posts

230 months

Sunday 27th May 2012
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My tip for the day

"inbred ruperts, don't forget to go to court for traffic violations"

Simple? (yes, they often are)

AndrewW-G

11,968 posts

218 months

Sunday 27th May 2012
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Why was she unable to bail herself out?

Glassman

22,597 posts

216 months

Sunday 27th May 2012
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Jasandjules said:
inbred ruperts
laugh

Puggit

48,521 posts

249 months

Sunday 27th May 2012
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AndrewW-G said:
Why was she unable to bail herself out?
Because she was scared of phoning mummy - where do you think all of her money comes from...?

Mattt

16,661 posts

219 months

Sunday 27th May 2012
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Well that was up to the usual high standards of the Daily Mail.

Listen love, you didn't attend court - probably because you were lunching (darling) - so take it like a (wo)man.

iphonedyou

9,263 posts

158 months

Sunday 27th May 2012
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Inbred ruperts, missing court dates for a lunch. Impossibly chippy PHers today. Tiresome!

She was born with stuff you don't have. Awww.

Edited by iphonedyou on Sunday 27th May 18:40

anonymous-user

55 months

Sunday 27th May 2012
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''We both laugh our heads off for the next five minutes, rolling around on the concrete bench whilst see used me like a finger puppet.''

EFA


anonymous-user

55 months

Sunday 27th May 2012
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iphonedyou said:
Inbred ruperts, missing court dates for a lunch. Impossibly chippy PHers today. Tiresome!

She was born with stuff you don't have. Awww.

Edited by anonymous-user on Sunday 27th May 18:40
You got it the wrong way, mate. We were born with stuff she doesn't have. Basic common sense.

The inbred jokes might seem harsh but there is more than a grain of truth in them................

AndrewW-G

11,968 posts

218 months

Sunday 27th May 2012
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iphonedyou said:
She was born with stuff you don't have. Awww.
You're absolutely right, I don't have a bank account with less than $5k dollars in it wink

Butter Face

30,386 posts

161 months

Sunday 27th May 2012
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What a dingus. As if mummy dearest wouldn't have bailed her. Moron.

Randy Winkman

16,284 posts

190 months

Sunday 27th May 2012
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iphonedyou said:
Inbred ruperts, missing court dates for a lunch. Impossibly chippy PHers today. Tiresome!

She was born with stuff you don't have. Awww.

Edited by iphonedyou on Sunday 27th May 18:40
I think you've hit on something. Somebody on PH recently accused me of not liking people that have more than I have. I think it's a common trait - including on here.

GavinPearson

5,715 posts

252 months

Sunday 27th May 2012
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I don't feel the slightest bit of sympathy for her. She 'forgot' to go to court. That smatters of unbelieveable stupidity, incredible arrogance or both. If she doesn't like the legal system the USA has then she should go and live somewhere else.


Butter Face

30,386 posts

161 months

Monday 28th May 2012
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Randy Winkman said:
iphonedyou said:
Inbred ruperts, missing court dates for a lunch. Impossibly chippy PHers today. Tiresome!

She was born with stuff you don't have. Awww.

Edited by iphonedyou on Sunday 27th May 18:40
I think you've hit on something. Somebody on PH recently accused me of not liking people that have more than I have. I think it's a common trait - including on here.
I don't think it's that at all. It's people who are given every opportunity and still act like total pillocks that get berated.

glazbagun

14,290 posts

198 months

Monday 28th May 2012
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Just because it's written in the first person doesn't mean it hasn't been edited to st by the subhuman filth who work for the daily mail, so I'll reserve judgement on her attitude. I've long since passed judgement on the DM though.

http://nosleeptilbrooklands.blogspot.co.uk/2011/01...

audidoody

8,597 posts

257 months

Monday 28th May 2012
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glazbagun said:
Jsubhuman filth who work for the daily mail.
Jeez. Did one of them break into your house and rape your family?

GregE240

10,857 posts

268 months

Monday 28th May 2012
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Glassman said:
Jasandjules said:
inbred ruperts
laugh
+1 laughlaugh

KrazyIvan

4,341 posts

176 months

Monday 28th May 2012
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I did pretty well with that one, I got as far as "Forgot to turn up to court" and bailed out.

"Forgot to turn up to court" spewed out like its a long the same lines as forgetting to close the fridge door. No sympathy from me I am afraid, if you cant be arsed to turn up when you have been told to, then you can't complain when the law comes looking for you instead.

alock

4,232 posts

212 months

Monday 28th May 2012
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glazbagun said:
Just because it's written in the first person doesn't mean it hasn't been edited to st by the subhuman filth who work for the daily mail, so I'll reserve judgement on her attitude. I've long since passed judgement on the DM though.

http://nosleeptilbrooklands.blogspot.co.uk/2011/01...
"...and instead opted for what I thought to be the more independent viewpoint of The Guardian."

roflroflroflroflrofl