Pinch my milk at your peril!

[matchmaker]

http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol/homepage/n...

Bloody hell - my wife works there *

As you can imagine, everyone is taking their coffee black now

• No, it wasn't her. Or so she claims

Edited by matchmaker on Wednesday 11th July 22:52

[ED209]

I have been tempted to do this and i work in a police station, i often return from days off to find someone has nicked my jar of coffee.

[bigandclever]

Balls to them, they won't do it again will they?

[The Wookie]

To be fair, most balanced individuals would have probably put laxative in it or something else that would have amusing results and get the message across whilst maintaining the excuse of 'I have digestive problems and it's my milk' should it backfire.

Drain cleaner isn't really very sensible...

[Murph7355]

I'm surprised though as last year the company spent 20m upgrading the site.

[Buzz word]

Done it with salt before. I suppose I could have used cyanide. The main reason I used salt Is I didn't want to kill anyone. Plus surely half the fun would be getting the beano 'bleugh' reaction.

[matchmaker]

Murph7355 said:

I'm surprised though as last year the company spent 20m upgrading the site.

Don't see the connection

[Murph7355]

matchmaker said:

Don't see the connection

Exactly.

(Have you read the full article as written in that wondrous rag?)

[UnderTheRadar]

Laxative isn't that clever either - it can kill too. I wonder if the two guys will get prosecuted for theft?

[rohrl]

Murph7355 said:

matchmaker said:

Don't see the connection

Exactly.

(Have you read the full article as written in that wondrous rag?)

£20 million buys a lot of milk and fridges. Maybe that's what they're spending it on.

I've been tempted to spike my milk many a time but having seen a teacher hospitalised by someone putting whiteboard cleaner in her coffee I would definitely choose something foul tasting but non-toxic. The stuff you paint on childrens fingers to stop them biting their nails would be ideal.