How do you solve the North/South divide?

[BoRED S2upid]

Dont forget Wales produces more energy than it uses we welcome Nuclear up in North Wales we have some of the largest wind farms (for what they are worth) so Wales can certainly contribute.

Ive also been saying for ages we should charge for the Evo triangle.

[TEKNOPUG]

Digga said:

hehe: My mother used to reckon the Viking genes were never far from the surface up north - visible in a good many individuals. (I think she used that to explain away my behaviour as a child.)

Sadly that doesn't grant you much advantage when the south is mainly of Norman (Norsemen, Men of the North = Viking) stock.

We do combine well on a day trip to France though

[jbi]

I live in rural northumberland...

here is a sample of my local radio

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOm2OPUWbcM

[jshell]

Digga said:

TopOnePercent said:

First we drink your beer, then we shag your women (yes, yours - I've had her), then we put our superior work ethic to use, then we out earn you, then we out bid you for houses, then when we've bilked you senseless we retire back up North with pots of gold.

My mother used to reckon the Viking genes were never far from the surface up north - visible in a good many individuals. (I think she used that to explain away my behaviour as a child.)

It must be to do with the Southern women liking real men, not grease-smooth, latte-drinking, effeminate financial sector workers, etc. One to pay the bills and buy the clothes, the other to get them 'sorted' properly...

[ukwill]

jshell said:

It must be to do with the Southern women liking real men, not grease-smooth, latte-drinking, effeminate financial sector workers, etc. One to pay the bills and buy the clothes, the other to get them 'sorted' properly...

So why are northern birds so easy then?

[jshell]

ukwill said:

jshell said:

It must be to do with the Southern women liking real men, not grease-smooth, latte-drinking, effeminate financial sector workers, etc. One to pay the bills and buy the clothes, the other to get them 'sorted' properly...

So why are northern birds so easy then?

They're not 'easier', just don't like to mess about with all that faux-coyness.

[Sargeant Orange]

You won't find too many of us taffies complaining, so don't you go bringing your prescription paying, inflated property ideas over that there bridge!

[UF]

swerni said:

Build a fking great big wall.
We could get the northern monkeys to build it.

We all know major construction projects are good for the economy.
So in one go we have created jobs and stopped the great unwashed invading the greeen and pleasant land that is the south east.

Makes more sense than a high speed rail link that gets you from London to one of the crappiest places in the UK, 5 minutes quicker than normal.



(I would try and offend more people.but it's a pain typing on iPad )

Have one of the staff type it for you, peasant

[ukwill]

jshell said:

They're not 'easier', just don't like to mess about with all that faux-coyness.

No, no. They're definitely easier.

[jshell]

ukwill said:

jshell said:

They're not 'easier', just don't like to mess about with all that faux-coyness.

No, no. They're definitely easier.

I've lived in both, it's only the approach that has to vary...but maybe I'm biased: Having a Scottish accent in London is a passport to pussytown.

[ukwill]

jshell said:

I've lived in both, it's only the approach that has to vary...but maybe I'm biased: Having a Scottish accent in London is a passport to pussytown.

So there you go then. Scientific proof that women love non-local accents. (Sorry Brummies - that doesn't include you).

[anonymous-user]

swerni said:

Build a fking great big wall.
We could get the northern monkeys to build it.

We all know major construction projects are good for the economy.
So in one go we have created jobs and stopped the great unwashed invading the greeen and pleasant land that is England

It failed last time Hadrian tried it (even Offa's had a go).

Put it in the plans to make it higher

[jshell]

ukwill said:

So there you go then. Scientific proof that women love non-local accents. (Sorry Brummies - that doesn't include you).

[Biker's Nemesis]

Blib said:

jbi said:

The public sector jobs capital of the UK is the lovely little market town of Morpeth in Northumberland.

Almost 90% of local economy is funded by the public sector both directly and indirectly.

Makes me sick.

We're going on holiday to Morpeth in a couple of weeks. I am doing my bit to stimulate their economy.

Ahh, right. I'll be waiting with my public sector pitch fork for you southern shandy drinking yuppies with your jumpers around your necks shouting yah yah yah.

Let me know where you're parking your car, I need some new tyres.

[hedgefinder]

Puggit said:

They can stop feeling sorry for themselves and stimulate themselves.

what an ignorant fk wit!
I suppose the Olympics has benefitted the entire country in terms of economic growth and development then.....

[z4me]

Dave's got it all planned apparently

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/opening...

[ukwill]

hedgefinder said:

what an ignorant fk wit!
I suppose the Olympics has benefitted the entire country in terms of economic growth and development then.....

[Digga]

ukwill said:

jshell said:

They're not 'easier', just don't like to mess about with all that faux-coyness.

No, no. They're definitely easier.

True. Generally only two types; fk or fight.

[Blib]

Biker's Nemesis said:

Blib said:

jbi said:

The public sector jobs capital of the UK is the lovely little market town of Morpeth in Northumberland.

Almost 90% of local economy is funded by the public sector both directly and indirectly.

Makes me sick.

We're going on holiday to Morpeth in a couple of weeks. I am doing my bit to stimulate their economy.

Ahh, right. I'll be waiting with my public sector pitch fork for you southern shandy drinking yuppies with your jumpers around your necks shouting yah yah yah.

Let me know where you're parking your car, I need some new tyres.

Biker's Nemesis, earlier.

[anonymous-user]

ukwill said:

So why are northern birds so easy then?

The term you're looking for is "more fun".

Maybe it explains why I'm surrounded by "self stimulators" down here.