Jan Moir and the Mail doing their bit for Olympic harmony

[TheSnitch]

'' We got our first medal, courtesy of cyclist Lizzie Armitstead. What an utter darling. According to commentators, she had ‘fresh legs in good shape’, which she used to batter heroically through a torrential rainstorm, only to come second to some bh from Holland. Never mind, after the 80-mile race Lizzie emerged without a speck of mud on her flawless complexion, manicure perfect, looking ready for her close-up.''

Nice eh?

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2180878/Ol...

[Drclarke]

Moir always been a horrid spiteful person.

[Puggit]

Ha, that's nothing compared to something else that got pulled - courtesy of a LibDem councillor friend of mine:

http://www.freezepage.com/1343493744VDGIBPHPUW

One thing is for sure, the left wing brigade certainly know how to win the electronic war.

[anonymous-user]

Charming and insightful as usual from the Fail.

[goldblum]

Christ there's some stupid people on this planet.

[bitchstewie]

She has got a bit of a point about Sharron Davis though.

[remedy]

Was I watching the same clean and jerk? That amazing girl from Kaz'stan broke the world record, tried to smash that record she had just set but failed and the Mail states she failed to break the world record?

She just set it not 2 minutes before!!! Why did they ignore that achievement?

[goldblum]

I was referring to the OP.

[Norfolkit]

To be fair it is written as a jokey article and is quite funny in parts, you're either taking it too literally or being professionally offended because it's the Mail

[0000]

Moir's a notorious witch.

[Norfolkit]

0000 said:

Moir's a notorious witch.

She may well be but it doesn't stop the article being a joke, it's a parody of the TV coverage.

[TheSnitch]

goldblum said:

I was referring to the OP.

What's your problem?

[TheSnitch]

Norfolkit said:

To be fair it is written as a jokey article and is quite funny in parts, you're either taking it too literally or being professionally offended because it's the Mail

You thought it was jokey? I wouldn't want to see her doing stand up. I'd say it was anything but

[Norfolkit]

TheSnitch said:

Norfolkit said:

To be fair it is written as a jokey article and is quite funny in parts, you're either taking it too literally or being professionally offended because it's the Mail

You thought it was jokey? I wouldn't want to see her doing stand up. I'd say it was anything but

You are joking right, you didn't actually think that was a serious article?

[goldblum]

TheSnitch said:

goldblum said:

I was referring to the OP.

What's your problem?

At the moment it's choosing between chicken fillets with with red wine or chicken fillets with sundried tomatoes and olives for my dinner.

Kind of you to ask.

[VinceFox]

She turned me into a newt.

[Norfolkit]

VinceFox said:

She turned me into a newt.

<In the spirit of this thread>

Did she? The fking bh.
I bet that's going to be really bad for you being an amphibian and all, you'll have to keep the house all damp and everything and eat woodlice and stuff.
God that woman makes me so angry turning people into newts and stuff.

[VinceFox]

I got better.

[Kinky]

Guys,

Please stop the crap. One and only warning (and a polite one at that).