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bitchstewie

Original Poster:

12,781 posts

119 months

Wednesday 26th September 2012
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"I bet you’ve had two c****" and "I bet you’ve had black c*** too, haven’t you?"

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2208842/Ju...

Nice bloke!

Jasandjules

58,912 posts

138 months

Wednesday 26th September 2012
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Well we don't know if any of it is true yet...

The Hypno-Toad

8,805 posts

114 months

Wednesday 26th September 2012
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See that behind you Mr Collins? That's your career.

TBH it wasn't that brillant anyway, was it?

youngsyr

9,495 posts

101 months

Wednesday 26th September 2012
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Jasandjules said:
Well we don't know if any of it is true yet...
Yes we do, they're allegations made by an Ex and printed by the Daily Mail; clearly absolutely on the money.

dandarez

7,634 posts

192 months

Wednesday 26th September 2012
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Jasandjules said:
Well we don't know if any of it is true yet...
Seven extracts were played to the jury in which Collins is heard to have said:

‘You f*****up at the pub, when you’re f****** with me you look at the f****** ground,
you look at a tree, you look at a bench, you look at any f***** inanimate object,
you do not look at any other human being you slag, do you understand?’
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youngsyr

9,495 posts

101 months

Wednesday 26th September 2012
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dandarez said:
Seven extracts were played to the jury in which Collins is heard to have said:

‘You f*****up at the pub, when you’re f****** with me you look at the f****** ground,
you look at a tree, you look at a bench, you look at any f***** inanimate object,
you do not look at any other human being you slag, do you understand?’
Context?

I said some absolutely horrific things at the weekend. Got quite a few laughs though - it was a stag do.

Steve Zodiac

314 posts

52 months

Wednesday 26th September 2012
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Coming up...

"The Justin Lee Collins & Mel Gibson Show"

The audience will go wild... maybe

dandarez

7,634 posts

192 months

Wednesday 26th September 2012
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youngsyr said:
dandarez said:
Seven extracts were played to the jury in which Collins is heard to have said:

‘You f*****up at the pub, when you’re f****** with me you look at the f****** ground,
you look at a tree, you look at a bench, you look at any f***** inanimate object,
you do not look at any other human being you slag, do you understand?’
Context?

I said some absolutely horrific things at the weekend. Got quite a few laughs though - it was a stag do.
This wasn't.

Of course, he might just be an animated character - we shall see.
Re your earlier comment about it being 'Daily Mail'.
It's also in every other paper and media today. Even the Torygraph.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/celebritynews/9567...

Edited by dandarez on Wednesday 26th September 13:46

IanMorewood

4,308 posts

157 months

Wednesday 26th September 2012
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If he was such a nice man why didn’t she just pack his bags and ask him to go back to his wife?

The Wookie

10,759 posts

137 months

Wednesday 26th September 2012
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The Wail said:
...insisted she sleep facing him
Funny I had an ex who insisted I slept facing away from her in case I breathed on her. Drastically short sighted choice if you ask me hehe

St John Smythe

6,003 posts

126 months

Wednesday 26th September 2012
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So they had a nine month relationship last year (and only now she's trying to get some money out of it all). Plus she's an alcoholic and has slept with over 50 men. Sounds like a right catch. There are most definitely two sides to this story.

SplatSpeed

7,423 posts

160 months

Wednesday 26th September 2012
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St John Smythe said:
So they had a nine month relationship last year (and only now she's trying to get some money out of it all). Plus she's an alcoholic and has slept with over 50 men. Sounds like a right catch. There are most definitely two sides to this story.
rule of 3!

Ozzie Osmond

20,605 posts

155 months

Wednesday 26th September 2012
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Wonder if,

  • his little notebook has any interesting names in it, and
  • will it mysteriously (rofl) make its way from the police station to the press?

jdw1234

6,007 posts

124 months

Wednesday 26th September 2012
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Its a viral add for "Pukka Pad".

:-)

rhinochopig

17,932 posts

107 months

Wednesday 26th September 2012
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That is utterly utterly disgusting. A DM article about someone's girlfriend that doesn't feature a picture of said girlfriend in her underwear or bikini.

ViperPict

10,058 posts

146 months

Wednesday 26th September 2012
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Seems like somebody is out for some cash. They may well have had some choice arguments but she does seem like the type to evoke a set-to.

jdw1234

6,007 posts

124 months

Wednesday 26th September 2012
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Unusually, the Daily Mail didn't say how much his house costs.


Asterix

24,438 posts

137 months

Wednesday 26th September 2012
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"A jury of nine women and three men"

Righto hehe

SplatSpeed

7,423 posts

160 months

Wednesday 26th September 2012
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Asterix said:
"A jury of nine women and three men"

Righto hehe
rofl

mattnunn

10,526 posts

70 months

Wednesday 26th September 2012
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Lost a bit of weight hasn't he?

When he did that series of challenges on Sky 1 he used to film with his wife and familly all the time, they seemed like a really nice familly unit, such a shame, it's the kids that'll suffer the most.

He should be jailed purely on the strength of his hair cut though.