Caught at it with a horse.

[Pixelpeep]

who grassed him up?

[PoleDriver]

Can we return to the mane subject now?

[TwigtheWonderkid]

Never had sex with a horse, but I have eaten horsemeat.

It gave me the trots.

[PoleDriver]

doogz said:

It canter been easy, getting the horse to stand still while he climbed up there.

He used a mounting block!

[alfaman]

what happens if the stool falls over while he is 'on the job' .. and the horse seizes up ?

[V8mate]

alfaman said:

what happens if the stool falls over while he is 'on the job' .. and the horse seizes up ?

He will literally be 'hanging out the back of her'.

[Pixelpeep]

i read somewhere that he was only trying to cheer the horse up..

The guy was passing and saw he had a long face...

[Vixpy1]

Pixelpeep said:

i read somewhere that he was only trying to cheer the horse up..

The guy was passing and saw he had a long face...

[GG89]

Male or female? Is he a Harry hoofter?

[PoleDriver]

alfaman said:

what happens if the stool falls over while he is 'on the job' .. and the horse seizes up ?

That's what happened to Nolar!

[Pixelpeep]

he was only trying to talk to it, now he has AIDS

[HD Adam]

Not this old chestnut again?

You wouldn't want to be saddled with charges like that.

I think the newspaper article has been written by the local hack. let's not put the cart before the horse till it goes to court.

[Pixelpeep]

Poll Evil
An inflammation of the poll caused by bumping the poll area regularly.

Horse speak.

[Hooli]

Bradgate said:

This sort of thing is actually considered perfectly normal behaviour in Ilkeston. He probably considered the equine to be his girlfriend. I bet the poor chap can't understand what he has done wrong!

Having seen the allegedly human females waddling around Ilkeston, this could just been a sign that he has better taste than most local makes.

[PoleDriver]

I hope he gets locked up in a prison stable!
Wouldn't like to be him when the stallions come in and tell him to pick up the soap!

[Bradgate]

Devilstreak said:

ilkeston - cracktown UK

'Ilson', the only place which allows people from Heanor to have a superiority complex! Do the women still start fighting on the market place at 11-30 on a Friday night?

[Devilstreak]

Bradgate said:

'Ilson', the only place which allows people from Heanor to have a superiority complex! Do the women still start fighting on the market place at 11-30 on a Friday night?

was actually out in Ilson the other week and saw a women battering her boyfriend lovely place.

[CooperD]

His defence will argue that he didn't have a stable childhood.

[V8mate]

Devilstreak said:

was actually out in Ilson the other week and saw a women battering her boyfriend

Before covering him in vinegar and eating him?

[Pixel Pusher]

Whatever happened to innocent until proven guilty?

You're all showjumping to conclusions!