Caught at it with a horse.

[Devilstreak]

V8mate said:

Before covering him in vinegar and eating him?

with looking at the size of her, probably!

[eldar]

Or it was his halter ego.

[PoleDriver]

Devilstreak said:

V8mate said:

Before covering him in vinegar and eating him?

with looking at her girth, probably!

EFA

[Justayellowbadge]

BrabusMog said:

Christ, what is wrong with some people?

They shoot in horses, don't they?

[Fish]

Bradgate said:

This sort of thing is actually considered perfectly normal behaviour in Ilkeston. He probably considered the equine to be his girlfriend. I bet the poor chap can't understand what he has done wrong!

In fact that's quite posh for Heanor..

[kowalski655]

CooperD said:

His defence will argue that he didn't have a stable childhood.

That's probably precisely what he had, that's how got into this sort of thing (well that, & a stool)

[bitchstewie]

These people are fking animals.

[GadgeS3C]

Bradgate said:

'Ilson', the only place which allows people from Heanor to have a superiority complex! Do the women still start fighting on the market place at 11-30 on a Friday night?

Would have thought his best defence would have been to claim he thought it was his girlfriend. Be hard to tell the difference in Ilson

[Marf]

Not the first and I'm sure he won't be the last. I'm sure people remember the American chap who kicked the bucket after his encounter with a stallion. :/

[Morningside]

Many years ago there were stories told of a bloke that was not quite the full ticket who had been fiddling with horses.
Story goes that the farmer found a box near the end of the field and lying close by were his underpants which his mother had kindly sown his name into.

[Tonto]

Probably a tall tail.

[Norfolkit]

Oye laddie, this is the Police, stop what you're doing.
Why have you put a tutu on that horse?

It's not a tutu, it's a dress Sarge

[Dogwatch]

Morningside said:

Many years ago there were stories told of a bloke that was not quite the full ticket who had been fiddling with horses.
Story goes that the farmer found a box near the end of the field and lying close by were his underpants which his mother had kindly sown his name into.

For his wild oats no doubt

[smileymikey]

CooperD said:

His defence will argue that he didn't have a stable childhood.

LMFAO!!

[FiF]

Funnily enough, and on a serious note, (love the puns btw) but again in Derbyshire, there was a call one cold and frosty morning that a woman was interfering with a stallion in a field up near Owler Bar.

On plod's arrival it turned out that the woman was one of South Yorkshire's mounted division, and she fully admitted that she had been massaging and cupping the stallion's balls. Further enquiries revealed that the horse had been left out overnight in a field while a quite sharp frost fell which had not been forecast.

This stud stallion had a problem with the temperature of his balls and said WPC was attempting to bring them back to life, so to speak, until she could get the horse back into a stable condition and avoid the stallion being rendered infertile.

No idea if she was successful but she was not reported as the vet arrived and seemed unfazed by what had been going on. But then vets put their arms in all sorts of wierd places so maybe she wasn't a particularly good expert witness.

cool story bro bla di bla.

[Wacky Racer]

At least he held his hands up...

[Pickled Piper]

Are there any pictures? Can you imagine the mans embarrassment if it was an ugly one!

pp

[GTIR]

There's a true case of some bloke who liked being bummed by horse('s) (Not sure if it was multiple.) and ended up rupturing something inside him and he died.

I may have seen the video.

[jmorgan]

New ad in the local paper.

One step ladder, used.

[Lotusevoraboy]

How does that even work anatomically? Once heard that Catherine the Great of Russia had a penchant for horse cock and that she had a wooden mare built that she laid inside to be straddled by stallions. we horse.