Caught at it with a horse.

[sjc]

Pickled Piper said:

Are there any pictures? Can you imagine the mans embarrassment if it was an ugly one!

pp

I'm sure there will be eventually.
But at the moment they're still doing horse to horse enquiries.

[XCP]

I caught a bloke giving a horse a w@nk once.
All rather unpleasant quite honestly.

[Stedman]

There is a man who WAS on a volvo forum...or two....who had pictures of himself inside a fish.

A FISH.

[VinceFox]

Still...

[MonkeyHanger]

Stedman said:

There is a man who WAS on a volvo forum...or two....who had pictures of himself inside a fish.

A FISH.

Did he fillet?

[VinceFox]

Mullet over?

[Stedman]

MonkeyHanger said:

Did he fillet?

I wait for something funnier with baited breath

[CooperD]

Now is not the time or plaice.

[AJS-]

Sounds like unbridled debauchery to me.

[wolves_wanderer]

XCP said:

I caught a bloke giving a horse a w@nk once.
All rather unpleasant quite honestly.

How on earth did you keep a straight face when you got him back to the station?

[XCP]

wolves_wanderer said:

How on earth did you keep a straight face when you got him back to the station?

That wasn't as bad as describing the detail to the Magistrates.

[FiF]

It's a sick world.

Mentioned it before but there was the bloke who had been seen on his allotment with aome of his hens in a compromising position clasped to his gentleman's area. He was convicted with aid of forensic evidence of bits of chicken feathers lodged beneath his foreskin.

Then there was the bloke, not committing any offence as it happens, but who used to turn up at urology dept with the inside of a BIC biro lodged up his urethra, ballpoint end first. Being the shape it was, it would go up easily but...

The one that gets me is Silverback Mike's (iirc) tale of the bloke in the public toilets and the Mother's Pride sliced loaf.

[PoleDriver]

FiF said:

tale of the bloke in the public toilets and the Mother's Pride sliced loaf.

Sounds a bit Kneady!

[FiF]

PoleDriver said:

FiF said:

tale of the bloke in the public toilets and the Mother's Pride sliced loaf.

Sounds a bit Kneady!

Certainly a bit crusty

[Stedman]

Mmm yeast infections

[Pommygranite]

FiF said:

PoleDriver said:

FiF said:

tale of the bloke in the public toilets and the Mother's Pride sliced loaf.

Sounds a bit Kneady!

Certainly a bit crusty

That doesnt just take the biscuit, it takes the whole meal.

[PoleDriver]

Pommygranite said:

FiF said:

PoleDriver said:

FiF said:

tale of the bloke in the public toilets and the Mother's Pride sliced loaf.

Sounds a bit Kneady!

Certainly a bit crusty

That doesnt just take the biscuit, it takes the whole meal.

Rumour has it that he was wearing seedy Bloomers!

[FiF]

PoleDriver said:

Pommygranite said:

FiF said:

PoleDriver said:

FiF said:

tale of the bloke in the public toilets and the Mother's Pride sliced loaf.

Sounds a bit Kneady!

Certainly a bit crusty

That doesnt just take the biscuit, it takes the whole meal.

Rumour has it that he was wearing seedy Bloomers!

Wonder if his wife kept accusing him of being out with that old baguette again.

[PoleDriver]

FiF said:

PoleDriver said:

Pommygranite said:

FiF said:

PoleDriver said:

FiF said:

tale of the bloke in the public toilets and the Mother's Pride sliced loaf.

Sounds a bit Kneady!

Certainly a bit crusty

That doesnt just take the biscuit, it takes the whole meal.

Rumour has it that he was wearing seedy Bloomers!

Wonder if his wife kept accusing him of being out with that old baguette again.

He's definitely one sandwich short of a picnic!

[Pesty]

FiF said:

The one that gets me is Silverback Mike's (iirc) tale of the bloke in the public toilets and the Mother's Pride sliced loaf.

Whats that then