PANIC bacon shortage

[thinfourth2]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2012/sep/25/...

Sod peak oil

We are reaching a Bacon shortage


If you want me i'll be under my desk crying

[anonymous-user]

[thinfourth2]

[Hooli]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!

[y2blade]

Don't Panic!!!!!!

[Digga]

Damn, this has caught me at the worst possible time. Due to a household administrative cock-up (I'm reluctant to shoot the perpetrator as I don't beleive in suicide) there's none in the fridge and, worse still, none in the bulk-store freezer.

Can I get to the shops before the price rockets?

[Blue62]

I think someone's telling porkies.

[SystemParanoia]

no

[Hooli]

Digga said:

Damn, this has caught me at the worst possible time. Due to a household administrative cock-up (I'm reluctant to shoot the perpetrator as I don't beleive in suicide) there's none in the fridge and, worse still, none in the bulk-store freezer.

Can I get to the shops before the price rockets?

We get ours in packets the size of three house bricks from the local cash n carry, much better bacon than the watery see-through stuff supermarkets sell too.

[Digga]

Hooli said:

Digga said:

Damn, this has caught me at the worst possible time. Due to a household administrative cock-up (I'm reluctant to shoot the perpetrator as I don't beleive in suicide) there's none in the fridge and, worse still, none in the bulk-store freezer.

Can I get to the shops before the price rockets?

We get ours in packets the size of three house bricks from the local cash n carry, much better bacon than the watery see-through stuff supermarkets sell too.

Bulk buy from our local, friendly family butchers. I agree, the supermarket stuff is papp.

[SpeckledJim]

PeanutHead said:

Do obese people taste like bacon?

They certainly don't smell like bacon. You first.

[Changedmyname]

Oh I read this a few months ago in the MTJ and thought nothing or it,so I will have to put my pork and bacon prices up.

[Hackney]

Gammon now people, no-one do anything rash, or we'll end up in hock to the bacon suppliers

[AJS-]

Seems to be plenty here in Thailand if anyone wants me to post some, £40 a kilo plus shipping ought to cover it.

[danjama]

How long before someone tries to blame muslims

[Turn7]

I blame the Muslims personally....

[AJS-]

danjama said:

How long before someone tries to blame muslims

That's a good idea! Call the Daily Mail

[frosted]

I heard there only 100 adult pigs left in the UK

[Turn7]

[thinfourth2]

frosted said:

I heard there only 100 adult pigs left in the UK

I doudt that very much

<lives in a pig farm>