News predictions of 2013

[Morningside]

Excluding deaths. What will be the news stories of this year?

I predict UKIP growing in strength with a heavyweight Tory jumping ship.

[Puggit]

Further kicking of the Euro bucket!

[king arthur]

Queen to abdicate.

[XCP]

Royal baby.

[mondeoman]

Births, taxes, deaths, taxes, marriages, taxes, scandals, taxes, EU, taxes, "natural" disasters, taxes, taxes, taxes, bankers, taxes.

Think that just about covers all the bases

[Getragdogleg]

David Milliband to be caught smuggling radioactive radishes into a run down east London KFC, with his trousers in tatters and purple underwear on. Backwards.

Churchill to make a come back to politics as a zombie.

Boris to be crowned king of the blonde and lead the blonde scruffy uprising.

Amish people are introduced to gangster Rap and all turn nasty, big problem for the US.

hat wearing drivers to be legislated against finally, UK accident rate dorps to almost zero overnight.

[king arthur]

Getragdogleg said:

David Milliband to be caught smuggling radioactive radishes into a run down east London KFC, with his trousers in tatters and purple underwear on. Backwards.

Churchill to make a come back to politics as a zombie.

Boris to be crowned king of the blonde and lead the blonde scruffy uprising.

Amish people are introduced to gangster Rap and all turn nasty, big problem for the US.

hat wearing drivers to be legislated against finally, UK accident rate dorps to almost zero overnight.

I'm not sure you're taking this quite seriously.

[Getragdogleg]

king arthur said:

Getragdogleg said:

David Milliband to be caught smuggling radioactive radishes into a run down east London KFC, with his trousers in tatters and purple underwear on. Backwards.

Churchill to make a come back to politics as a zombie.

Boris to be crowned king of the blonde and lead the blonde scruffy uprising.

Amish people are introduced to gangster Rap and all turn nasty, big problem for the US.

hat wearing drivers to be legislated against finally, UK accident rate dorps to almost zero overnight.

I'm not sure you're taking this quite seriously.

Ok, the first two were a bit silly. the others, well, you read it here first.

[Man-At-Arms]

Rupert Murdoch to be caught up in some sort of scandal !

[swamp]

The Guardian will stop its print edition and the Independent will fold.