Jobless man refuses to get up at 8am

[Digga]

Oakey said:

Fight Fight Fight... go on BSR, hit him. Quick, no one's looking.

I'll hold BSR's coat, you keep lookout.

[thinfourth2]

JDRoest said:

thinfourth2 said:

No thanks i'd prefer it if we didn't have completely useless idiots emptying dustbins etc

Anyone who suggests this evidently has never encountered the professionally unemployed. They are utterly useless and would be more of a liability then a help if you forced them to sweep the streets

Yeah, because we have real Einsteins working on the bins at the moment. If people don't like being allocated a job then we need to stop giving out benefits full stop. Job done.

You can have professionally unemployed emptying your dustbins

I'd give it a month before you wanted the "real Einsteins" back

[sugerbear]

NoNeed said:

Brother D said:

I think a fair proportion would rather go on the dole than taking a job 'that is beneath them'.

Anybody that thinks a job is beneath them is wrong, but it is what they are being taught at school. My daughter took a job at McDonalds to earn a few quid while she was at college. For a few days all seemed quite well, she had coped with a few of her friends taking the mick but was having a problem with the thought that she had failed and when I asked why her reply was that all through school she was told that if she didn't try harder or concentrate she would end up working at McDonalds. It is seem as the epitome of failure to have a job. Teachers should be telling the kids that a life on the dole is failure that not taking a job offer is failure but no fast food outlets are the measure of failure.

And dont forget taking a job well below the level of the job you were doing looks utterly fantastic on your CV.

Trolley Collector, Aldi - 2012 - Present
Head of Corporate blah deh blah - 2000 - 2012

[ruz316]

blindswelledrat said:

Oh no!

So thick that not only can he not differentiate "your" and "you're" but he doesnt understand the word "punctuation" despite using it.
But who needs to be able to communicate in human when you have an armoury full of words like "prick" and "tt" that you can wheel out from your council-supported brain to bypass the need for having ever gone to school

oh no! your punctuation and grammar is so much better then mine

i do apologise iam not worthy

such a sad bd

get a life

[blindswelledrat]

ruz316 said:

tt
prick
sad bd

Have you just learned to swear or something?
I'll bet your parents don't let you so you sneak on to forums where you can type naughty words and they can't tell.
Once you've done it, you smile smugly to yourself, crack your fingers and treat yourself to a celebratory little tug over the poster of Sheena Warrior Princess on your wall

[andymadmak]

blindswelledrat said:

Once you've done it, you smile smugly to yourself, crack your fingers and treat yourself to a celebratory little tug over the poster of Sheena Warrior Princess on your wall

You owe me a new keyboard!

[ruz316]

blindswelledrat said:

Have you just learned to swear or something?
I'll bet your parents don't let you so you sneak on to forums where you can type naughty words and they can't tell.
Once you've done it, you smile smugly to yourself, crack your fingers and treat yourself to a celebratory little tug over the poster of Sheena Warrior Princess on your wall

over 17,000 posts

u are a sad old bd

fact

[ruz316]

u need to get out

and get a life

instead of having a back and forth with everyone on here

but your obviously an old loser with time on your hands to do so

so carry on fella....

[Oakey]

That is the sttest poem I've read

[ruz316]

oh gosh

the the cheerleaders are here

[Oakey]

ruz316 said:

oh gosh

the the cheerleaders are here

stop stuttering

[0000]

Oakey said:

That is the sttest poem I've read

[blindswelledrat]

ruz316 said:

tt
prick
sad bd
sad old bd
your
u

I've just realised something. You only know about 16 words, don't you?
You're trying to do the impossible task of constructing sentences out of your swear-word flash cards. Somehow the letter "u" has got in there too, probably stolen from your dumb younger sisters letter cards so she could only form the sentence "rz keeps toching my front bm" which is meaningless to all the grown ups.

[fido]

NoNeed said:

McDonalds

There's a world of difference between packing burgers as a student and doing it as a career gap.
The teacher was correct in the statistical, if not political, sense. It used to be toilet cleaner when I was at school.

[ruz316]

blindswelledrat said:

I've just realised something. You only know about 16 words, don't you?
You're trying to do the impossible task of constructing sentences out of your swear-word flash cards. Somehow the letter "u" has got in there too, probably stolen from your dumb younger sisters letter cards so she could only form the sentence "rz keeps toching my front bm" which is meaningless to all the grown ups.

here have a lol




lol

[ruz316]

uh oh

i said lol

thats not up to your grammatical standards is it?

loser

[Soovy]

ruz316 said:

blindswelledrat said:

I've just realised something. You only know about 16 words, don't you?
You're trying to do the impossible task of constructing sentences out of your swear-word flash cards. Somehow the letter "u" has got in there too, probably stolen from your dumb younger sisters letter cards so she could only form the sentence "rz keeps toching my front bm" which is meaningless to all the grown ups.

here have a lol




lol

Is your SHIFT key broken?

[Oakey]

His Enter key certainly isn't

[blindswelledrat]

Ruz316 said:

tt
prick
sad bd
sad old bd
your
u
loser

I reckon how I'm feeling now is exactly the same as how Stephen Hawkin's nurse felt when she used to batter him. An odd guilty feeling tinged with suprise that he still had an erection

[ruz316]

over 17,000 posts

it says it all really