Run away..... run away

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joe_90

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4,206 posts

232 months

Thursday 28th February 2013
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Well the first pic made me recoil/laugh/feel sorry for the kid.

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TheD

3,133 posts

200 months

Thursday 28th February 2013
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Poor kid. A lifetime of madness now will follow.

SeeFive

8,280 posts

234 months

Thursday 28th February 2013
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joe_90 said:
Well the first pic made me recoil/laugh/feel sorry for the kid.

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That looks like the first part of the treatment for a congenital hip displacement. That kid probably has the "Joan Collins" position for a few weeks to get the hip joints sorted for plaster, then plaster from waist to ankles in a frog legs position for about 4-6 months, then followed by a metal brace and cups at the knee to hold the hip position without plaster, leaving the lower leg free to avoid completely destroying leg muscle tone.

It is potentially up to a 2 year process to fix it, and the condition was probably discovered at the 9 month check.

The parents do not know what is going to hit them. Think about it, a metre wide, totally stiff 9 month old kid that weighs a lot due to plaster, does not fit into high chairs, push chairs, car seats etc, and with a small "access" hole in the plaster to deal with 6 months' of bodily waste outputs whilst keeping the plaster spotelessly clean are a few challenges of the many.

But the good news is that there is likely to be a good outcome for the kid.

goldblum

10,272 posts

168 months

Thursday 28th February 2013
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Not sure why but this image springs to mind..



Does flatter the Blair witch a bit though.

Pesty

42,655 posts

257 months

Thursday 28th February 2013
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who the fk wants that woman talking to them? what is she to anybody or anything to do with anything.

Be almost worth being ill (ME NOT THE KID)to tell her to fk off.

WHO THE fk IS SHE

Edited by Pesty on Thursday 28th February 11:38

Caulkhead

4,938 posts

158 months

Thursday 28th February 2013
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Labour definitely don't want Eastleigh. You don't send Cherie and that anti-Falklands tt to a constituency that sits between Southampton and Portsmouth if you want any chance of winning.

nelly1

5,630 posts

232 months

Thursday 28th February 2013
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She's probably asking the kid if it needs some com-pen-say-shun...

Mr E

21,635 posts

260 months

Thursday 28th February 2013
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SeeFive said:
That looks like the first part of the treatment for a congenital hip displacement. That kid probably has the "Joan Collins" position for a few weeks to get the hip joints sorted for plaster, then plaster from waist to ankles in a frog legs position for about 4-6 months, then followed by a metal brace and cups at the knee to hold the hip position without plaster, leaving the lower leg free to avoid completely destroying leg muscle tone.

It is potentially up to a 2 year process to fix it, and the condition was probably discovered at the 9 month check.

The parents do not know what is going to hit them. Think about it, a metre wide, totally stiff 9 month old kid that weighs a lot due to plaster, does not fit into high chairs, push chairs, car seats etc, and with a small "access" hole in the plaster to deal with 6 months' of bodily waste outputs whilst keeping the plaster spotelessly clean are a few challenges of the many.

But the good news is that there is likely to be a good outcome for the kid.
Holy hell. That does not sound like fun. (coming up to 9 months after breeched, so already had some hip checks done that appeared ok...)