North Korea - how serious should we take them?

North Korea - how serious should we take them?

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4v6

1,098 posts

127 months

Friday 3rd January 2014
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So uncle jang may well end in a chinese walmart labelled as "5 spices Donkey"?

Particularly cruel and psychotic porker is Kim Jong creampuff.

Olf

11,974 posts

219 months

Friday 3rd January 2014
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Just goes to show - one minute you're winning - next minute you're winalot.

FourWheelDrift

88,619 posts

285 months

Friday 3rd January 2014
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Meanwhile, he's built himself a ski resort. Government official only.



http://news.sky.com/story/1189744/north-korea-ski-...

Clearly all those lackeys who are on the verge of being executed for enjoying capitalist ways have a dilemma here, do they go skiing and then get arrested and eaten by dogs or refuse the offer get arrested and then eaten by dogs. The only winners here are the dogs.

Olf

11,974 posts

219 months

Friday 3rd January 2014
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At least there won't be any Russians skiing there in Prada.

Jimbeaux

33,791 posts

232 months

Friday 3rd January 2014
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Olf said:
At least there won't be any Russians skiing there in Prada.
rofl

FourWheelDrift

88,619 posts

285 months

Friday 3rd January 2014
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Nuclearsquash said:
"I hear the best thing to do is feed them to dogs. You got to starve the dogs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the doggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through dog st, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen dogs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a puppy farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single dog can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a dog"


Hooli

32,278 posts

201 months

Friday 3rd January 2014
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rofl

B17NNS

18,506 posts

248 months

Friday 3rd January 2014
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hehe

Victor McDade

4,395 posts

183 months

Friday 3rd January 2014
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Kim Jong Un's uncle was the second most powerful man in the regime prior to his death. The same regime which has starved, tortured and killed countless innocent North Koreans.

A brutal and inhumane way to die but I guess Uncle finally got a taste of what his regime has been dishing out to others.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

256 months

Friday 3rd January 2014
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Those poor dogs wouldn't stand a chance in a cage with John Prescott...

slartibartfast

4,014 posts

202 months

Friday 3rd January 2014
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FourWheelDrift said:
Nuclearsquash said:
"I hear the best thing to do is feed them to dogs. You got to starve the dogs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the doggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through dog st, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen dogs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a puppy farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single dog can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a dog"

NSFW but it's the clip from snatch
http://youtu.be/kBvCPTK1MmY

Transmitter Man

4,253 posts

225 months

Friday 3rd January 2014
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From a blog I follow;

"Following reports in Chinese state media that the North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un, a close ally of Bashar al Assad, had his uncle and five other officials who had fallen out of favour killed by throwing them alive and stripped naked into a cage filled with 120 starving dogs to be ripped to pieces, Assad has ordered regime officials to contact dog breeders for quotes on wholesale deals.

"Bashar wants a bit of originality, some new genocide techniques to add a bit of pizzazz to what's become a very humdrum predictable sort of holocaust for him,"explained a close aide. "Using warplanes, helicopter gunships, ballistic missiles, death squads, tanks, heavy artillery and mass starvation to slaughter the people and destroy the nation gets a bit old hat after a few years - he wants something new to liven it up a bit. Adding this to his range shows he's really branching out into new areas of genocidal mania. He's the psychopath's psychopath."

George Galloway praised the news of Assad's latest mass slaughter initiative, saying "Bashar's a true innovator. His dedication to always being at the cutting edge of geno- er, radical population control techniques is inspirational; the Syrian and North Korean leadership are models for the world."

Phil

evilmunkey

1,377 posts

160 months

Friday 3rd January 2014
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have another for ole buntop hehe

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

256 months

Friday 3rd January 2014
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rofl...gobby Galloway

Cobnapint

8,636 posts

152 months

Monday 6th January 2014
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Looks like Pie Boy has another friend...

http://news.sky.com/story/1190697/dennis-rodman-i-...

More scary information is contained within that piece - 'Under the North Korean regime's "three generations of punishment" system, individuals found guilty of a crime are sent to the labour camps with their entire family.

The subsequent two generations of that family are then born in the camp and live their lives locked up inside.'





AreOut

3,658 posts

162 months

Monday 6th January 2014
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given how valuable informations are from NK (since there are basically no foreign spies) I wonder if CIA will ask Rodman a few questions when he gets back to US...

pc.iow

1,879 posts

204 months

Monday 6th January 2014
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AreOut said:
given how valuable informations are from NK (since there are basically no foreign spies) I wonder if CIA will ask Rodman a few questions when he gets back to US...
That’s if Lil Kim allows Dennis and his bunch of (ex) American super stars to leave.
It could be a ploy to ‘get at’ the USA?

Moonhawk

10,730 posts

220 months

Monday 6th January 2014
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FourWheelDrift said:
The only winners here are the dogs.
Only the ones that like oriental food - surely?

AreOut

3,658 posts

162 months

Monday 6th January 2014
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pc.iow said:
That’s if Lil Kim allows Dennis and his bunch of (ex) American super stars to leave.
It could be a ploy to ‘get at’ the USA?
Dennis was apparently there several times..just seen now

kev1974

4,029 posts

130 months

Monday 6th January 2014
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AreOut said:
Dennis was apparently there several times..just seen now
Yes he's been before but don't think a whole team has. Very risky for them I'd say!