North Korea - how serious should we take them?

[mybrainhurts]

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[SebastienClement]

mybrainhurts said:

"Resolute and merciless” response....

What's the fat little savage going to do, throw cake..?

I can't help but read that as:

Resorute and merciress"

[irocfan]

mybrainhurts said:

MartG said:

Now branching out into movie criticism it appears

"Resolute and merciless” response....

What's the fat little savage going to do, throw cake..?

fk no - what a waste of good eatings

[jmorgan]

It will be a homing cake, nom nom nom

[2013BRM]

silly little sod is going to talk himself into a corner very quickly

[MartG]

[Efbe]

MartG said:

what a load of crap tbh.

also which is more dangerous, 1 or 1000 warheads? It has nothing to do with numbers, just the mentalist that has them.

and actually the dangerous ones are the 8000 that russia doesn't actually have

[AreOut]

Efbe said:

and actually the dangerous ones are the 8000 that russia doesn't actually have

and how would you know that?

[mybrainhurts]

AreOut said:

Efbe said:

and actually the dangerous ones are the 8000 that russia doesn't actually have

and how would you know that?

They're in his cellar....

[MentalSarcasm]

We should take them very seriously considering that they are in the World Cup final;

http://metro.co.uk/2014/07/12/north-korea-media-te...

Why Portugal though? Did they think that Spain or Brazil weren't believable?

[Cobnapint]

MentalSarcasm said:

We should take them very seriously considering that they are in the World Cup final;

http://metro.co.uk/2014/07/12/north-korea-media-te...

Why Portugal though? Did they think that Spain or Brazil weren't believable?

Amazing - and scary.

I see they're even confident enough now to have a pop at their old chum China.

They obviously didn't quite have the balls to suggest that they beat England in the run up to the final. Now that would be really stretching it.

[Negative Creep]

MentalSarcasm said:

We should take them very seriously considering that they are in the World Cup final;

http://metro.co.uk/2014/07/12/north-korea-media-te...

Why Portugal though? Did they think that Spain or Brazil weren't believable?

They played Portugal in the 2010 World Cup, although I'm not sure how the Dear Leader will manage to spin their 7-0 defeat into a victory over the capitalist pigs

[Justin Cyder]

Like this.

[TwigtheWonderkid]

Justin Cyder said:

Like this.

That's this year's world cup, not 2010. The North Koreans are celebrating reaching the 2014 final, where they play Portugal tomorrow.

I have a sneaky suspicion they might win.

[TobyLaRohne]

TwigtheWonderkid said:

That's this year's world cup, not 2010. The North Koreans are celebrating reaching the 2014 final, where they play Portugal tomorrow.

I have a sneaky suspicion they might win.

Me too, so much so that I've been down the bookies and put a hundred quid on it!

[jmorgan]

Who is winding who up here methinks?

[baldy1926]

I presume when they win there will be a big parade and lots of cakes for the dear leader.
Also if the players don't keep quite they will have an accident which will include their entire family

[jmorgan]

I am thinking this is a wind up not perpetrated by Kim Jon the pie botherer

[anonymous-user]

jmorgan said:

I am thinking this is a wind up not perpetrated by Kim Jon the pie botherer

So am I.

Bit of a double bluff this one.

[eldar]

jmorgan said:

I am thinking this is a wind up not perpetrated by Kim Jon the pie botherer

I suspect it is true. The wicked Imperialist pigs have covered up the real results as they would be damaging to burger and coke sales. Capitalist lackeys.

I predict a 14 - 0 result with a treble hat trick from Kim Il Pukka.