North Korea - how serious should we take them?

North Korea - how serious should we take them?

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dudleybloke

19,815 posts

186 months

Wednesday 20th May 2015
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kowalski655 said:
FourWheelDrift said:
Lil'Kim annoyed at Terrapin Farm - http://edition.cnn.com/2015/05/19/asia/north-korea...

"What you mean, Terrapin is not cake? Get the broddy rarge cariber mortars out, I'm going brow this st up."

"Sirry iriot! I mean you bleed THESE kind of turtles!"

AreOut

3,658 posts

161 months

Cobnapint

8,626 posts

151 months

Wednesday 20th May 2015
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AreOut said:
HE CAN FLY...!


F*ck me.

KTF

9,804 posts

150 months

Wednesday 20th May 2015
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AreOut said:
That video needs more clapping as it was lacking in that area.

MartG

20,672 posts

204 months

Wednesday 20th May 2015
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Amazing - they've managed to copy a 60 year old Cessna

rolleyes

FourWheelDrift

88,504 posts

284 months

Wednesday 20th May 2015
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Shirtless man is back.

Kim Jong-Un 'Miniaturises Nuclear Weapons' - http://news.sky.com/story/1487412/kim-jong-un-mini...

"My former defence minister has no nose"
"How does he smell supreme reader?"
"Tewwible, I had him executed last week"


Negative Creep

24,974 posts

227 months

Wednesday 20th May 2015
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KTF said:
AreOut said:
That video needs more clapping as it was lacking in that area.
They were obviously in awe of his skills. What the decadent Western media won't admit to is that after take off he shot down a squadron of F-22s and set a new speed record before coming back to land

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

255 months

Thursday 21st May 2015
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jmorgan said:
mybrainhurts said:
Efbe said:
not to defend him in any way shape or form... but you do realise the media coverage of NK we receive is completely and absolutely biased and in no way represents reality.
He's got your cat, hasn't he...?
Bit of balance then

http://www.kcna.co.jp/index-e.htm
Korean News said:
calendar>>May 19. 2015 Juche 104

Kim Jong Un Gives Field Guidance to Taedonggang Terrapin Farm

Pyongyang, May 19 (KCNA) -- Kim Jong Un, first secretary of the Workers' Party of Korea (WPK), first chairman of the DPRK National Defence Commission and supreme commander of the Korean People's Army, gave field guidance to the Taedonggang Terrapin Farm.

The Taedonggang Terrapin Farm is a big base for breeding terrapin built on the personal initiative of leader Kim Jong Il who exerted efforts to provide the people with tasty and nutritious terrapin widely known as precious tonic from olden times.


Going round various places of the farm, he learnt in detail about its production and management and pointed to the serious shortcomings manifested in its work.


"It is hard to understand that the farm visited by Kim Jong Il did not arrange even the room for the education in the revolutionary history and the employees who failed to bear deep in their minds his leadership exploits could hardly perform their role as masters in production", he noted, adding the atmosphere of the farm was completely different from those other farms he has visited.


"Everything goes well, people substantially benefit from the results of the implementation of the party policies and hurrah for the WPK and socialism are heard from the units which consider it as the main line to uphold and glorify the leadership exploits of the great leaders and the party but only sighs of defeatists come from those units which failed to do so and they may get bogged down even if all conditions are provided", he said, stressing this is the lesson one can draw from their work style.


Recalling that the party sent fries of freshwater lobsters to the farm so that it might breed them and took necessary measures for it but it failed to complete a breeding ground though two years have passed since then, he strongly criticized the shortcoming of its officials as a manifestation of incompetence, outmoded way of thinking and irresponsible work style.


Reproaching the farm for not doing even the work for updating its operation, he queried its officials if they could call its installing of just cameras monitoring the interior of the breeding ground without establishing a system for measuring the quality of water and automatically adjusting it a combined control room and modernization.


He said that all service personnel and people of the country are working hard round the clock to make good presents to the 70th founding anniversary of the WPK but he could hardly understand with what success the officials and employees of the farm would like to greet the October festival.


Noting that if officials work the way those of the farm do, it is impossible to realize the desire of Kim Jong Il and they may bring such grave consequences as impairing the prestige of the party in the end, he called for turning the farm into the one from which people substantially benefit and a model unit in the nation's cultivation which introduces advanced breeding methods and technology into its operation.


He indicated tasks and ways for drastically improving the work on the farm such as the issue of taking a proper measure for supplying electricity for safe breeding, regardless of seasons, the issues of producing hatching equipment with indigenous efforts and technology, building perfect anti-epidemic facilities and putting overall production processes on an automatic basis, the issue of locally producing food required for breeding 100 per cent and the issue of intensifying the research into putting breeding on a scientific basis.


He was accompanied by Hwang Pyong So, O Su Yong, Ri Jae Il and Jo Yong Won.


More fodder for the anti aircraft guns....crack out the ammo...rofl



MartG

20,672 posts

204 months

slartibartfast

4,014 posts

201 months

MartG

20,672 posts

204 months

Monday 8th June 2015
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FourWheelDrift

88,504 posts

284 months

Friday 19th June 2015
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Rejoice !

Glorious Leader has announced a global miracle, they have produced a drug that is a cure for Aids, Ebola, Mers and Sars.

http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/north-korea-claims-have-d...







Only they don't want to talk about it much.

MartG

20,672 posts

204 months

Friday 19th June 2015
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Such a pity that the glorious leader cannot cause it to rain frown

And joking aside, drought and famine are not nice things to suffer - hopefully North Korea's insularity does not extend to refusing food aid if it is offered

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/jun/19/north...

irocfan

40,421 posts

190 months

Friday 19th June 2015
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some posts have disappeared....

jmorgan

36,010 posts

284 months

Friday 19th June 2015
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irocfan said:
some posts have disappeared....
Kim has got to them......

FourWheelDrift

88,504 posts

284 months

Friday 19th June 2015
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irocfan said:
some posts have disappeared....
Are you perhaps thinking of the photoshop thread? Nothing has been deleted from this thread.

irocfan

40,421 posts

190 months

Friday 19th June 2015
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FourWheelDrift said:
irocfan said:
some posts have disappeared....
Are you perhaps thinking of the photoshop thread? Nothing has been deleted from this thread.
ahhh crap - where's the dunce's corner? frown

KTF

9,804 posts

150 months

Saturday 20th June 2015
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FourWheelDrift said:
Rejoice !

Glorious Leader has announced a global miracle, they have produced a drug that is a cure for Aids, Ebola, Mers and Sars.

http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/north-korea-claims-have-d...







Only they don't want to talk about it much.
The guy on the right seems to be grabbing the kid by the wrist, probably in an attempt to get him off the dear leader given the kids expression.

The white coats over the top of the uniforms are pretty funny but token female behind him makes up for it.

jmorgan

36,010 posts

284 months

Saturday 20th June 2015
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He is heading to pie factory with the pie filling.

Foppo

2,344 posts

124 months

Sunday 21st June 2015
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Who is we to take North Korea serious? The Amerikans maybe can't see any attack on Europe from Korea.Long way away. The Chinese will keep the Koreans in check in their own suttle way.