North Korea - how serious should we take them?

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allergictocheese said:

weleased.

Could send in the Judian Peoples Front, that'd sort it.

[Zyp]

Probably a daft idea, but could IS ever get pally enough with NK to buy this sort of weapon?
They allegedly have enough cash to possibly entice the Chunky one.

[ZP]

Today is Pi day.
He'll be gorging on them.

[Jesus]

'An employee in the emergency ward of Putrajaya hospital told the agency a deceased Korean there was born in 1970 and surnamed Kim.'


That narrows it down then.

[Jesus]

mybrainhurts said:

Good job pieboy's not found PH...

How do you know he hasn't?
Eh, eh?

He's probably gutted that BTAP is no more.

[Jesus]

Apparently just tried to launch a missile off the coast, but it failed.

http://news.sky.com/story/north-korea-missile-laun...

Edited by Jesus on Sunday 16th April 00:06

[Jesus]

p1stonhead said:

Surely no one is actually scared of fatty in real life? He is just a joke.

Probably more scared of Trump waking up bored one morning and thinking 'fk it, where's that big red button...'

And when that happens, I'll be making another appearance.

[MellowshipSlinky]

Leroy902 said:

He really is a chubby baffoon.

Kim or Donald?

[MellowshipSlinky]

He'd make sure the Mr Kipling factory is spared, though.

[MellowshipSlinky]

LimaDelta said:

Cyber attack targeted at launch facilities à la Stuxnet? EMP attack followed by B2 strikes against NC2 targets? Poison fatty's pies?

I'd love to know what you actually said there ^^, but I need it de-coding

[MellowshipSlinky]

LimaDelta said:

MellowshipSlinky said:

LimaDelta said:

Cyber attack targeted at launch facilities à la Stuxnet? EMP attack followed by B2 strikes against NC2 targets? Poison fatty's pies?

I'd love to know what you actually said there ^^, but I need it de-coding

HIS PIES.

PUT. POISON. IN. HIS. PIES

[MellowshipSlinky]

Cobnapint said:

OK, so they talk, totally disagree with each other (as expected), then what?

A fight in a dusty ring?

(Almost looks like Trump and Fatty)

[MellowshipSlinky]

The known unknowns...

[MellowshipSlinky]

Could the mods do a little bit of trimming so we get back on track?

[MellowshipSlinky]

98elise said:

It also says he has £1000 lunches.

Has Gordon Ramsey opened up a restaurant in NK?

I think they meant 1000 lb lunches, surely....

[MellowshipSlinky]

Can they keep Trump away from the talks?
Please.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-43189691

[MellowshipSlinky]

Could rendezvous on the ISS

[MellowshipSlinky]

https://www.cnbc.com/2018/04/17/north-and-south-ko...

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Gets better...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-43846488

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TheJimi said:

His Sister. She's apparently very influential.

I bet she is