Malaysia Airlines Plane "Loses Contact"

[SpeckledJim]

AdeTuono said:

TheGuru said:

AreOut said:

it was a failed attempt to bring the plane to australian territory, the only mystery to me is why it failed, technical(because of tampering with plane electronics) or “human” reasons

Probably the most nonsensical theory I've read, Malaysian Airlines flies regularly to Australia, to multiple cities. Malaysia and Australia are generally friendly, the pilots would probably even be scheduled to fly to Australia on occasions due to their roster.

Absolutely nothing to be gained or any political points to be made.

One of his many nonsensical theories...

If you take a few hundred thousand nutcases, and each one of them picks a square mile of ocean, then if the plane is eventually found, one of those nutcases will be crowned undisputed Nutcase King.

Can you give me a good reason why our nutcase might not one day be Nutcase King!?

[AdeTuono]

SpeckledJim said:

AdeTuono said:

TheGuru said:

AreOut said:

it was a failed attempt to bring the plane to australian territory, the only mystery to me is why it failed, technical(because of tampering with plane electronics) or “human” reasons

Probably the most nonsensical theory I've read, Malaysian Airlines flies regularly to Australia, to multiple cities. Malaysia and Australia are generally friendly, the pilots would probably even be scheduled to fly to Australia on occasions due to their roster.

Absolutely nothing to be gained or any political points to be made.

One of his many nonsensical theories...

If you take a few hundred thousand nutcases, and each one of them picks a square mile of ocean, then if the plane is eventually found, one of those nutcases will be crowned undisputed Nutcase King.

Can you give me a good reason why our nutcase might not one day be Nutcase King!?

I don't think his mum would let him out unaccompanied. Reason enough?

[AreOut]

TheGuru said:

Probably the most nonsensical theory I've read, Malaysian Airlines flies regularly to Australia, to multiple cities. Malaysia and Australia are generally friendly, the pilots would probably even be scheduled to fly to Australia on occasions due to their roster.

Absolutely nothing to be gained or any political points to be made.

The point was to make a statement. Pilot landing in Australia and requesting asylum after a regular flight wouldn't make news (except in local newspapers), pilot diverting a China bound flight, overflying Malaysia and going around Indonesia undetected landing surprisingly in Australia while all world media eyes are on the plane thinking it crashed in SCS would be entirely different.

There is no other plausible reason why anybody would do it like this.

[Funkycoldribena]

AreOut said:

The point was to make a statement. Pilot landing in Australia and requesting asylum after a regular flight wouldn't make news (except in local newspapers), pilot diverting a China bound flight, overflying Malaysia and going around Indonesia undetected landing surprisingly in Australia while all world media eyes are on the plane thinking it crashed in SCS would be entirely different.

There is no other plausible reason why anybody would do it like this.

It crashed into the sofa store?

[MartG]

Funkycoldribena said:

AreOut said:

The point was to make a statement. Pilot landing in Australia and requesting asylum after a regular flight wouldn't make news (except in local newspapers), pilot diverting a China bound flight, overflying Malaysia and going around Indonesia undetected landing surprisingly in Australia while all world media eyes are on the plane thinking it crashed in SCS would be entirely different.

There is no other plausible reason why anybody would do it like this.

It crashed into the sofa store?

It was hijacked by MFI agents

[nigelpugh7]

MartG said:

It was hijacked by MFI agents

Perhaps they were racing to get there before the sale ended?

[anonymous-user]

AreOut said:

TheGuru said:

Probably the most nonsensical theory I've read, Malaysian Airlines flies regularly to Australia, to multiple cities. Malaysia and Australia are generally friendly, the pilots would probably even be scheduled to fly to Australia on occasions due to their roster.

Absolutely nothing to be gained or any political points to be made.

The point was to make a statement. Pilot landing in Australia and requesting asylum after a regular flight wouldn't make news (except in local newspapers), pilot diverting a China bound flight, overflying Malaysia and going around Indonesia undetected landing surprisingly in Australia while all world media eyes are on the plane thinking it crashed in SCS would be entirely different.

There is no other plausible reason why anybody would do it like this.

FFS not this rubbish still.

Why didn’t they reach Australia?

[SpeckledJim]

AreOut said:

TheGuru said:

Probably the most nonsensical theory I've read, Malaysian Airlines flies regularly to Australia, to multiple cities. Malaysia and Australia are generally friendly, the pilots would probably even be scheduled to fly to Australia on occasions due to their roster.

Absolutely nothing to be gained or any political points to be made.

The point was to make a statement. Pilot landing in Australia and requesting asylum after a regular flight wouldn't make news (except in local newspapers), pilot diverting a China bound flight, overflying Malaysia and going around Indonesia undetected landing surprisingly in Australia while all world media eyes are on the plane thinking it crashed in SCS would be entirely different.

There is no other plausible reason why anybody would do it like this.

Do you think Australia is more likely to grant you asylum if you turn up at the desk with a stolen airliner and 300 confused abductees?

Is that a boost to your application, like having Duke of Edinburgh Gold?

[pc.iow]

nigelpugh7 said:

MartG said:

It was hijacked by MFI agents

Perhaps they were racing to get there before the sale ended?

Impossible. It never ends!

[anonymous-user]

SpeckledJim said:

AreOut said:

TheGuru said:

Probably the most nonsensical theory I've read, Malaysian Airlines flies regularly to Australia, to multiple cities. Malaysia and Australia are generally friendly, the pilots would probably even be scheduled to fly to Australia on occasions due to their roster.

Absolutely nothing to be gained or any political points to be made.

The point was to make a statement. Pilot landing in Australia and requesting asylum after a regular flight wouldn't make news (except in local newspapers), pilot diverting a China bound flight, overflying Malaysia and going around Indonesia undetected landing surprisingly in Australia while all world media eyes are on the plane thinking it crashed in SCS would be entirely different.

There is no other plausible reason why anybody would do it like this.

Do you think Australia is more likely to grant you asylum if you turn up at the desk with a stolen airliner and 300 confused abductees?

Is that a boost to your application, like having Duke of Edinburgh Gold?

“There is no other plausible reason” apparently.

[Seventy]

El stovey said:

SpeckledJim said:

AreOut said:

TheGuru said:

Probably the most nonsensical theory I've read, Malaysian Airlines flies regularly to Australia, to multiple cities. Malaysia and Australia are generally friendly, the pilots would probably even be scheduled to fly to Australia on occasions due to their roster.

Absolutely nothing to be gained or any political points to be made.

The point was to make a statement. Pilot landing in Australia and requesting asylum after a regular flight wouldn't make news (except in local newspapers), pilot diverting a China bound flight, overflying Malaysia and going around Indonesia undetected landing surprisingly in Australia while all world media eyes are on the plane thinking it crashed in SCS would be entirely different.

There is no other plausible reason why anybody would do it like this.

Do you think Australia is more likely to grant you asylum if you turn up at the desk with a stolen airliner and 300 confused abductees?

Is that a boost to your application, like having Duke of Edinburgh Gold?

“There is no other plausible reason” apparently.

Close the thread! Case solved!

[p1stonhead]

Finally some closure

[PRTVR]

p1stonhead said:

Finally some closure

Whoe there,I thought it had gone into space and Landed on an invisible planet,
While there is credible theory's out there it's to soon to close this down.

[nigelpugh7]

pc.iow said:

Impossible. It never ends!

Wait, what?

Are you telling me that the sale is still on?

Why am I still .................

[AreOut]

Funkycoldribena said:

It crashed into the sofa store?

crashed into sea a bit northern along the 7th arc(besides they are now widening search area towards that point, the more they go to the north the bigger the chance to find it)

El stovey said:

FFS not this rubbish still.

Why didn’t they reach Australia?

copilot/passengers(couple of engineers between them) fiddled with electronics in E/E bay and/or breached into the cockpit somehow with half-functioning plane (or who knows what else really)

SpeckledJim said:

Do you think Australia is more likely to grant you asylum if you turn up at the desk with a stolen airliner and 300 confused abductees?

Is that a boost to your application, like having Duke of Edinburgh Gold?

I don't think asylum was primary goal, he did it on a whim as a revenge for jailing the opposition leader which happened in the morning. Since he'd face death penalty if extradited Australia would probably have to keep him there.

[anonymous-user]

AreOut said:

copilot/passengers(couple of engineers between them) fiddled with electronics in E/E bay and/or breached into the cockpit somehow with half-functioning plane (or who knows what else really)

Can you elaborate on this? How did they access the E/E bay or the cockpit?

[FN2TypeR]

Cuckoo cuckoo cuckoo cuckoo

[AdeTuono]

FFS! He's getting worse!

[Disastrous]

This is trolling surely?

Joking aside, quite a lot of people have died as a result of this and this ridiculous fantasising is a bit distasteful IMO.

[Halmyre]

I think the, er, North Koreans have built a submarine fitted with a conveyor belt and the plane landed on that. The passengers were put to work in the salt mines.