Woman killed hitman with her bare hands.

Woman killed hitman with her bare hands.

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Pesty

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42,655 posts

256 months

Saturday 19th April 2014
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Edit damn auto correct hit man she killed a hit man


Don't mess with this lady eek

Her own husband paid to have her killed. Instead, the Portland woman killed her attacker with her bare hands. Now, almost eight years later, her ex could walk free again.




http://www.waff.com/story/25220580/woman-who-kille...

Edited by Pesty on Saturday 19th April 18:13

Hoofy

76,341 posts

282 months

Saturday 19th April 2014
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Impressive. Dunno if I could survive a 14 minute attack against a thug with a hammer intent on killing me. *goes to bed wearing a crash helmet*

Mr Gearchange

5,892 posts

206 months

Saturday 19th April 2014
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Husband hires stman by mistake

Hoofy

76,341 posts

282 months

Saturday 19th April 2014
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hehe

I have a mental image of the wife having the hitman in a choke hold, asking him to tell her who sent him shortly before he passes out with a crunching noise.

Fishtigua

9,786 posts

195 months

Saturday 19th April 2014
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They build'em tough in Alabama.

Pesty

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42,655 posts

256 months

Saturday 19th April 2014
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Might explain why he didn't want to risk a divorce


redtwin

7,518 posts

182 months

Saturday 19th April 2014
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Fishtigua said:
They build'em tough in Alabama.
They get lots of practice fighting off their Dads and brothers.

grumbledoak

31,532 posts

233 months

Saturday 19th April 2014
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Susan Walters said:
His last words on this earth were 'you're strong,'
Like. thumbup

FatSumo

15,077 posts

169 months

Saturday 19th April 2014
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Hoofy said:
hehe

I have a mental image of the wife having the hitman in a choke hold, asking him to tell her who sent him shortly before he passes out with a crunching noise.
Now you've made me picture her as Darth Vader frown

"If this is a consular ship, where is the ambassador?"


Grumfutock

5,274 posts

165 months

Saturday 19th April 2014
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I would. Just saying like.

g4ry13

16,959 posts

255 months

Saturday 19th April 2014
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$50,000 and you get a guy with a hammer?!? He should be getting a refund.

Pesty

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42,655 posts

256 months

Saturday 19th April 2014
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Grumfutock said:
I would. Just saying like.
You would' but you wouldn't have any say in it smile

Grumfutock

5,274 posts

165 months

Saturday 19th April 2014
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Pesty said:
Grumfutock said:
I would. Just saying like.
You would' but you wouldn't have any say in it smile
Whilst I fully accept that it would end in my death and there is no way to get out alive, I always fancied a go on Grace Jones!

MartG

20,666 posts

204 months

Sunday 20th April 2014
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I wonder if her ex will mysteriously die shortly after being released......

bexVN

14,682 posts

211 months

Sunday 20th April 2014
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She was an ER Nurse, pretty tough job aswell, hope they keep her ex locked up!

FwdConvert

305 posts

122 months

Sunday 20th April 2014
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I hear Michael Bisping is hiring her as his Grappling Coach.

pcvdriver

1,819 posts

199 months

Sunday 20th April 2014
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bexVN said:
She was an ER Nurse, pretty tough job aswell, hope they keep her ex locked up!
I bet he hopes he gets kept locked up too...laugh