Gherkin in Receivership....

[AJS-]

Looks like someone didn't do tueir due dill-igence.

[turbobloke]

Commercial property people who know their onions reckon you won't find another building so iconic in a thousand islands.

[dudleybloke]

the main investor wasnt sure about the deal but they condiment to it.

[Huff]

Dill-étantes?

[Fishtigua]

It's like some Hollywood caper.

[Leithen]

If it were a caper, I'd place a stake that it's ta ta to the building...

[Monkeylegend]

There was a young boy called Derkin..

[dxg]

Monkeylegend said:

There was a young boy called Derkin..

Who tried to refinance the Gherkin.
He lost the hair on his head
and all he could buy was a Merkin.

Edited by dxg on Thursday 24th April 21:29

[Huff]

Monkeylegend said:

There was a young boy called Derkin..

who blew a great girth of a Gherkin
But with Deloitte now re-gearing
ex-IVG Immobilien

Who said austerities not workin' ?

[limpsfield]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

Carcoat Damphands.

Taking a Tom round the Janets of Belming last Wogan, spotted a crispy Tristar Sexpress parked at the lemon with a sign in the licker saying it was for Alexei, no Katie. Ding the bummer on the eve and 20 mouse later I was taking it for a bk. Offered ‘em six sts under a bat. The Peter came back saying they wouldn’t take anything less than nine grapes and an eagle. Even so, managed to chip him down a couple of cats, everyone walked away with trousers on. Have I told you Hazel, the entire Parish meeting was delayed while we tried to get it out of her hair. Flimsy.

http://sniffpetrol.com/category/carcoat-damphands/

[fido]

dxg said:

Monkeylegend said:

There was a young boy called Derkin..

Who tried to refinance the Gherkin.
He lost the hair on his head
Swapped his 911 for a shed
and all he could buy was a Merkin.

EFA - missing one line.

[dudleybloke]

someone mustard worked out there was plenty of interest acrueted.

[vit4]

What wally let it get to this stage??

[pcvdriver]

Not trying to curry favour, but hadn't we better look for more worthwhile things to fill our thyme?

[Monkeylegend]

Who was always jerkin his gherkin
His mother said Derkin
Stop jerkin your gherkin
Your gherkin's for ferkin not jerkin.

[iphonedyou]

Huff said:

who blew a great girth of a Gherkin
But with Deloitte now re-gearing
ex-IVG Immobilien

Who said austerities not workin' ?

That's really good.

[Perik Omo]

And one for the Londoners... I bet they feel right wallies now.