Man cuts off his own hand with homemade guillotine.

Man cuts off his own hand with homemade guillotine.

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tenpenceshort

32,880 posts

217 months

Monday 28th July 2014
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So selfish. There are people who'd cut their right arm off to have their left arm amputated.

ADEuk

1,911 posts

236 months

Monday 28th July 2014
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Must be terrible for the family. I reckon it wont be long before his wife gives him the elbow

JensenA

5,671 posts

230 months

Monday 28th July 2014
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Terminator X said:
Sent to prison for his own protection?!

TX.
No need.....he's armless.

MitchT

15,867 posts

209 months

Monday 28th July 2014
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At least it was a home-made device. A professionally manufactured one would have cost him an arm and a leg.

jonah35

3,940 posts

157 months

Monday 28th July 2014
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Poor, poor chap.

I feel so sorry for him.

Superhoop

4,677 posts

193 months

Monday 28th July 2014
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JensenA said:
No need.....he's armless.
No he isn't, he's just a little less handy than he used to be

Mr GrimNasty

8,172 posts

170 months

Monday 28th July 2014
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No wonder he's hacked off.

aw51 121565

4,771 posts

233 months

Monday 28th July 2014
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Silent1 said:
fking idiot, I have a similar issue with my shoulder which can't be fixed, it's called chronic regional pain syndrome, cutting my shoulder off won't work, other people have done it and they either get phantom limb pain or it moves to the opposing limb.
It strikes me that this man might have Body integrity identity disorder
I think you're giving him too much credit here, he's clearly (and I'm being serious, in terms of the issue you have with your shoulder smile , and the linked articles also mentions that this kind of issue can originate from the spinal column and not from the painful limb frown ) not thought this through nuts .

He's a loonsilly !

supersingle

3,205 posts

219 months

Monday 28th July 2014
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Give him a big hand.

speedyman

1,525 posts

234 months

Monday 28th July 2014
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Why didn't he go to the second hand shop ?

Superhoop

4,677 posts

193 months

Monday 28th July 2014
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It'll be more impressive if he manages to build another home made guillotine to chop his arm off - he'll have done it all single handed

HarryW

15,150 posts

269 months

Monday 28th July 2014
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Barking, should be in a straight jacket.

Beati Dogu

8,891 posts

139 months

Tuesday 29th July 2014
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speedyman said:
Why didn't he go to the second hand shop ?
He couldn't stump up the cash.

defblade

7,434 posts

213 months

Tuesday 29th July 2014
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armless said:
'I then texted my wife to call an ambulance and went inside to admit what I'd done. She was horrified.


'The blood was going everywhere so my wife got a hose out to hose down all the blood and mess.
Oh, the story that keeps on giving smile Proper female priorities there!

THX

2,348 posts

122 months

Tuesday 29th July 2014
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Why 'text' his missus?! Why not call?! Or shout?!

fking inbred.

croyde

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22,898 posts

230 months

Tuesday 29th July 2014
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Think she had given him the elbow.

Disastrous

10,083 posts

217 months

Tuesday 29th July 2014
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Punnery aside, I'm mildly impressed by his determination.


Shame it hasn't done the trick but I admire his grit and hope he gets a resolution.

speedyman

1,525 posts

234 months

Tuesday 29th July 2014
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defblade said:
armless said:
'I then texted my wife to call an ambulance and went inside to admit what I'd done. She was horrified.


'The blood was going everywhere so my wife got a hose out to hose down all the blood and mess.
Oh, the story that keeps on giving smile Proper female priorities there!
Must have been a nightmare trying to text with only one hand and hold the phone in his mouth

Shaw Tarse

31,543 posts

203 months

Tuesday 29th July 2014
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speedyman said:
Must have been a nightmare trying to text with only one hand and hold the phone in his mouth
He's a clever dick!

Rude-boy

22,227 posts

233 months

Tuesday 29th July 2014
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Silent1 said:
fking idiot, I have a similar issue with my shoulder which can't be fixed, it's called chronic regional pain syndrome, cutting my shoulder off won't work, other people have done it and they either get phantom limb pain or it moves to the opposing limb.
It strikes me that this man might have Body integrity identity disorder
I know nothing about this sort of stuff but have heard of both the side effects you have mentioned and for those reasons have to 100% agree with you!