Is Ed Balls the most annoying politician ever?

[mybrainhurts]

Rovinghawk said:

I can claim that Ed Milliband is Zsa Zsa Gabor's secret lovechild, but unsubstantiated

I know I've taken it out of context, but that line caught my eye.

Got me thinking and, with a picture of Eddie baby in mind, I reckon there's a bit of hairy baboon in there somewhere...

Look..



Now, quick shave round the chops and you get...



With me on this one...?

[Einion Yrth]

mybrainhurts said:

I know I've taken it out of context, but that line caught my eye.

Got me thinking and, with a picture of Eddie baby in mind, I reckon there's a bit of hairy baboon in there somewhere...

Look..



Now, quick shave round the chops and you get...



With me on this one...?

I'd rather have the top one as PM.

[mybrainhurts]

Einion Yrth said:

mybrainhurts said:

I know I've taken it out of context, but that line caught my eye.

Got me thinking and, with a picture of Eddie baby in mind, I reckon there's a bit of hairy baboon in there somewhere...

Look..



Now, quick shave round the chops and you get...



With me on this one...?

I'd rather have the top one as PM.

I'd rather have the top one eating the bottom one...

[anonymous-user]

Faust66 said:

I see your Vaz and I raise you a Diane Abbott...

Not even close. I don't even mind Abbott to be honest! I did forget that bastion of stupidtiy Harriet Harperson though. No, Vaz wins it for me hands down; in the words of Patrick Mercer MP "a crook of the first order".

[longblackcoat]

fblm said:

Faust66 said:

I see your Vaz and I raise you a Diane Abbott...

Not even close. I don't even mind Abbott to be honest! I did forget that bastion of stupidtiy Harriet Harperson though. No, Vaz wins it for me hands down; in the words of Patrick Mercer MP "a crook of the first order".

Very much ex MP Mercer.

Unless you're doing it deliberately, I suggest you look up the background of the not-so-lovely Patrick M. Not only did he have to resign his seat for taking a bribe, he was also strongly criticised by the Commons' Standards Committee for repeatedly denigrating fellow Members. Also the same man who was introduced to a female Israeli soldier and said "you don't like a soldier, you look like a bloody Jew."

Nice man.

[dandarez]

Jimboka said:

Balls is the Tories secret weapon ..

He would be but there's a problem.

Cameron.



on topic...

Got to be Bliar by a golden mile.

Edited by dandarez on Thursday 31st July 20:51

[legzr1]

lenny007 said:

How does this square with your "social cleansing" comment earlier...?

Which part are you struggling with dear?

Sorry if that particular phrase upsets you but what Is happening in towns and cities around the country is tantamount to social cleansing - the phrase was coined by a (yes, I know) Labour backbencher and repeated in left-wing press/media nationwide.

Contrast that with the childish comment questioning Millibands parentage and the piss poor analogy the poster attempted to make with my 'whistle blower' comment.

If you're still struggling with the concept maybe the chuckle brothers posting earlier could help you out (once they've remove the 'petard' naturally).

Good luck

[Einion Yrth]

Ah, good; another passive aggressive leftist knob-end - he'll make a great pair of book-ends with snappy. Super!

[legzr1]

longblackcoat said:

Very much ex MP Mercer.

Unless you're doing it deliberately, I suggest you look up the background of the not-so-lovely Patrick M. Not only did he have to resign his seat for taking a bribe, he was also strongly criticised by the Commons' Standards Committee for repeatedly denigrating fellow Members. Also the same man who was introduced to a female Israeli soldier and said "you don't like a soldier, you look like a bloody Jew."

Nice man.

Unsurprisingly, he seems exactly the sort of 'man' to receive worship from the majority of posters in this thread.

[Rovinghawk]

legzr1 said:

what Is happening in towns and cities around the country is tantamount to social cleansing - the phrase was coined by a (yes, I know) Labour backbencher and repeated in left-wing press/media nationwide.

If it's been repeated in nationwide media it must have 'gone on record' and therefore be completely true.

Well played, sir.

[mercGLowner]

Just a thought, if we are including second tier politicians/ local councillors, I'll add Alex Salmond and Nicola Sturgeon... They are both annoying and very irritating political distorters of the truth......

[TankRizzo]

legzr1 said:

Which part are you struggling with dear?

Sorry if that particular phrase upsets you but what Is happening in towns and cities around the country is tantamount to social cleansing - the phrase was coined by a (yes, I know) Labour backbencher and repeated in left-wing press/media nationwide.

Contrast that with the childish comment questioning Millibands parentage and the piss poor analogy the poster attempted to make with my 'whistle blower' comment.

If you're still struggling with the concept maybe the chuckle brothers posting earlier could help you out (once they've remove the 'petard' naturally).

Good luck

See you're still smarting over being shown up earlier.

[mybrainhurts]

TankRizzo said:

legzr1 said:

Which part are you struggling with dear?

Sorry if that particular phrase upsets you but what Is happening in towns and cities around the country is tantamount to social cleansing - the phrase was coined by a (yes, I know) Labour backbencher and repeated in left-wing press/media nationwide.

Contrast that with the childish comment questioning Millibands parentage and the piss poor analogy the poster attempted to make with my 'whistle blower' comment.

If you're still struggling with the concept maybe the chuckle brothers posting earlier could help you out (once they've remove the 'petard' naturally).

Good luck

See you're still smarting over being shown up earlier.

And he's yet to tackle this....

Earlier Einion Yrth said:

Ah, good; another passive aggressive leftist knob-end - he'll make a great pair of book-ends with snappy. Super!

[legzr1]

Einion Yrth said:

Ah, good; another passive aggressive leftist knob-end - he'll make a great pair of book-ends with snappy. Super!

It's all about balance - a few more lefties needed in this corner of the interweb to counteract the right-wing, fk you I'm alright knobs.

[mybrainhurts]

Ooooh, get you, ducks

[legzr1]

Rovinghawk said:

Well played, sir.

Thanks.

Your analogy still makes no sense though - a sarcastic, childish pop at Milliband -vs- whistle blowers who've given sworn statements describing the disgusting tactics in various government departments (whose remit is supposed to be looking after the poorest and most vulnerable in society).

It seems in your haste to 'have a go' you've quoted one part of my post and commented on the part you've left out.

Whatever, it's giving your political high-brow chums something to giggle at.

[legzr1]

mybrainhurts said:

Ooooh, get you, ducks

You couldn't handle me but the offer is appreciated.

[mybrainhurts]

legzr1 said:

mybrainhurts said:

Ooooh, get you, ducks

You couldn't handle me but the offer is appreciated.

Stunning riposte, sir, but I have no desire to handle you, even with asbestos gloves.

[legzr1]

I misread the signals.

Apologies.

Feel free to add further words without saying anything.





Edited to add:

Or post another monkey picture - seems to go down well with the regulars.

[mybrainhurts]

We've got a proper little rebel here.