The ****ing depravity of some people

[PugwasHDJ80]

Speechless- don't move to Andover

andover advertiser lead article

[anonymous-user]

I'm horrified!

[greygoose]

Send for the Milky Bar Kid.

[Petrus1983]

The world has just become a darker place for me

[miniman]

[Jim the Sunderer]

" Andover your Marathons, put 'em in the bag!"

[miniman]

[Jasandjules]

Ah, a place similar to here. The Vicar of Dibley was based in fact........

[Axionknight]

This would never have happened if we had all just had the sense to vote for UKIP.

[miniman]

[Uncle John]

Bunch of animals!

Ha ha!

[Honk]

This country is going to the dogs.

[HOGEPH]

greygoose said:

Send for the Milky Bar Kid.

A Bounty hunter would be more useful.

[pcvdriver]

PugwasHDJ80 said:

Speechless- don't move to Andover

andover advertiser lead article

It's a good thing the chocolate wasn't stolen from Cludgershall..... it would have left a nasty taste in the mouth..... and that would have been a bit stty... lol!!!

[ClaphamGT3]

The Eastern Daily Press used to be terrible for running these sort of stories. For about thirty years , following the story headlining on the front page, the phrase "ladder stolen in Cromer" has been the standard saying in our family to point our that what someone has just said is dull, pointless and unworthy of further discussion

[PugwasHDJ80]

The headline of taunton gazette was once

"Lost cat , found"

[0000]

I bet the BiB Flake out of this Topic. Wonkas.

[Negative Creep]

0000 said:

I bet the BiB Flake out of this Topic. Wonkas.

Wispa it, but I think that the Police are to embarrassed to admit the size of the Bounty the thieves really got away with

[davepoth]

http://www.bathchronicle.co.uk/s-Bath-s-busy-day-h...

Was one of my favourites. The signs outside the newsagents said "TOO MUCH GOING ON IN BATH".

There was also

http://www.bathchronicle.co.uk/Wallaby-stops-shock...

[Funkycoldribena]

Did he escape in a Galaxy?