The ****ing depravity of some people

[XslaneyX]

Ah good old Ludgershall. My old village. It was Famed for it's castle and for The white trash movie...................well i say was. I believe it's just a now just a drug infested place with everyone getting round each other.

[Fishtigua]

In Local News..beep...beep.. High Street shop signs are a bit too brightly painted.

http://guernseypress.com/news/2014/08/13/few-peopl...

[m8rky]

Bang up to date report as well, stolen on the 28th July reported on the 17th August.

[m8rky]

Headline should read,

BACKDOORS SMASHED IN AT GREGGS.

miniman said:

[Boobonman]

XslaneyX said:

Ah good old Ludgershall. My old village. It was Famed for it's castle and for The white trash movie...................well i say was. I believe it's just a now just a drug infested place with everyone getting round each other.

It's also where Clarkson thrashed the then new Range Rover Sport about whilst being chased by a tank.

[clonmult]

m8rky said:

Headline should read,

BACKDOORS SMASHED IN AT GREGGS.

miniman said:

Come on, you can't smash in the back doors without some sort of sausage reference.

[FredClogs]

Can we point he doom mongers on the "Where will the UK be in 50 years thread" here, please!

[andy_s]

'Leaf falls near cat'

[Silverbullet767]

"Runaway shopping trolley damages Audi Q7 in local Waitrose"

[Hub]

One of my faves:

http://www.bournemouthecho.co.uk/news/10903747.Ste...

[130R]

Couple from my local paper:

http://www.hampshirechronicle.co.uk/news/alresford...
http://www.hampshirechronicle.co.uk/news/alresford...

[Digga]

It's the school holidays, what do they expect?

[oddball1973]

this was a narrow escape
http://www.rutland-times.co.uk/news/local/suspecte...

[RichwiththeS2000]

That's actually good news for Andover, compared to the normal articles about people selling their babies to buy skag it must be refreshing :]

[cjb1]

Legend has it that on the day the titanic went down the Aberdeen Press & Journal had the headline "Local man grows record neep" (Neer=Turnip up here).

[Monkeylegend]

miniman said:

Why would shoplifters go out on strike?

[cjb1]

Hub said:

One of my faves:

http://www.bournemouthecho.co.uk/news/10903747.Ste...

So it was a smoked steak and kidney pie, quite a delicacy no?