Marks and Sparks Kabooomm

[Four Litre]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/al-qaeda...

You can mess with a lot of english traditions but M&S a step to far?

To me this just speaks of somebody who hasnt done their research. M&S, Friday monrnings, handful of OAP's at best!

But on a serious note, what a bunch of s.

[Hackney]

If they're targeting M&S on Friday mornings when "muslims will be praying", surely that automatically makes the bombers (for want of a better expression) bad muslims.

[Four Litre]

Hackney said:

If they're targeting M&S on Friday mornings when "muslims will be praying", surely that automatically makes the bombers (for want of a better expression) bad muslims.

Maybe a note from their mums will get them let off?

[Rude-boy]

I really do detest these utter cowards.

[Gandahar]

Totally agree with this. S&M have been getting away with selling clothes at premium which have been outsourced to a factory in Burma/China/Vietnam/Scotland for years rather than in England, so quality has gone bad.

I'm thinking of joining the cause. Will do one of those video's were I proclaim my mission and then will go and set off my body explosives at Blue Water branch.

Rather than wrapping my bomb in nails I will use those pins they do in shirts so that countless British infidel men for months after think they are safe only to find yet one more pin to stab them.

I will go to heaven with my 7 Essex virgins.....

[Mr_B]

Of all the targets you could pick from, is really M&S so up there simply on it Jewish origins ? Sandhurst you might think of when people bang on about how it's all to do with Blair and Iraq and Afghanistan, but M&S ?

[Mr_B]

Gandahar said:

Totally agree with this. S&M have been getting away with selling clothes at premium which have been outsourced to a factory in Burma/China/Vietnam/Scotland for years rather than in England, so quality has gone bad.

I'm thinking of joining the cause. Will do one of those video's were I proclaim my mission and then will go and set off my body explosives at Blue Water branch.

Rather than wrapping my bomb in nails I will use those pins they do in shirts so that countless British infidel men for months after think they are safe only to find yet one more pin to stab them.

I will go to heaven with my 7 Essex virgins.....

S&M ? Your fetish shop of choice uses slave labour ?

[Moonhawk]

As long as they don't bomb our chippy - like de Germans did.

[Gandahar]

Mr_B said:

Gandahar said:

Totally agree with this. S&M have been getting away with selling clothes at premium which have been outsourced to a factory in Burma/China/Vietnam/Scotland for years rather than in England, so quality has gone bad.

I'm thinking of joining the cause. Will do one of those video's were I proclaim my mission and then will go and set off my body explosives at Blue Water branch.

Rather than wrapping my bomb in nails I will use those pins they do in shirts so that countless British infidel men for months after think they are safe only to find yet one more pin to stab them.

I will go to heaven with my 7 Essex virgins.....

S&M ? Your fetish shop of choice uses slave labour ?

Max Mosley got all his "not Nazi" gear from there, M'lud, apparently. He then got his bottom shaved.

That was his defence at the time, he bought it from M&S and was just impersonating civilian German prisons, not Nazi ones. Apparently the old British right wing leaning judge who much prefered someone of his background to the NOTW found it a very convincing argument.

One of the " paid for lady non nazi's" at the time even referred to them talking about the Aryan race. Hmmm.....

Anyhow getting off topic.

Edited by Gandahar on Friday 29th August 12:17

[Hackney]

Gandahar said:

I will go to heaven with my 7 Essex virgins.....

Good luck with that quest

[andymadmak]

Gandahar said:

I will go to heaven with my 7 Essex virgins.....

Good luck with finding 7....


Edited to add: BUGGER, Just beaten to the punch

[soad]

Hackney said:

Gandahar said:

I will go to heaven with my 7 Essex virgins.....

Good luck with that quest

Belarusian ones, shirley?

[matchmaker]

Guam said:

andymadmak said:

Good luck with finding 7....


Edited to add: BUGGER, Just beaten to the punch

Indeed that was my first thought as well, clearly delusional thinking there are any virgins left in Essex once they reach puberty

Once they reach puberty? This is Essex...

[irocfan]

matchmaker said:

Guam said:

andymadmak said:

Good luck with finding 7....


Edited to add: BUGGER, Just beaten to the punch

Indeed that was my first thought as well, clearly delusional thinking there are any virgins left in Essex once they reach puberty

Once they reach puberty? This is Essex...

nah - you're thinking of Rotherham... too soon?

[m8rky]

Beggars belief the publicity this lot are getting at the moment.

[s1962a]

The AQ nutters trying to 'outnut' the IS nutters?

[audidoody]

So, these phuquers want to bomb the st out of us and yet when they break the law a la Rotherham, they get a free DO NOT GO TO JAIL card.

Epic.

[Moonhawk]

Reading the title of this thread reminded me of the film "Four Lions".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ew-SrlQ9tlI

[DavesFlaps]

There's another thread on the go, saying the threat level to the UK has been increased to 'severe'.

This being the case, I have phoned my wife and it turns out she's already been to M&S for tonight's dinner, so all's well in my world.

[Moonhawk]

DavesFlaps said:

There's another thread on the go, saying the threat level to the UK has been increased to 'severe'.

This being the case, I have phoned my wife and it turns out she's already been to M&S for tonight's dinner, so all's well in my world.

Threat level - "Meh!"