Insane Lawyer

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JensenA

5,671 posts

230 months

Saturday 30th August 2014
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Oh dear Derek, you really do have a chip on your shoulder don't you. Perhaps the way Judges dress doesn't please you, however the reason they dress like that is 'tradition'. It is their uniform. It is accepted, I'm sure you know all that. Let me guess at your political leanings......you lean towards the left?

anonymous-user

54 months

Saturday 30th August 2014
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All legal Court dress is absurd, although the costumes worn by Judges when actually working are far less elaborate than the ceremonial outfit shown above, and in the High Court and Court of Appeal for most civil cases Judges no longer wear wigs (the exception is in the Divisional Court). In the Supreme Court the Judges just wear ordinary business clothes. I would love it if we lawyers gave up the silly outfits, which serve no sensible purpose.

By the way, most European countries have legal costumes that can make ours look plain.

anonymous-user

54 months

Saturday 30th August 2014
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The SRA confirms that this dude is a licensed and regulated practitioner, so he's OK on that one, but the Beeb report that the St John's Ambulance guys are now after him, and they always get their man...

Derek Smith

45,661 posts

248 months

Saturday 30th August 2014
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JensenA said:
Oh dear Derek, you really do have a chip on your shoulder don't you. Perhaps the way Judges dress doesn't please you, however the reason they dress like that is 'tradition'. It is their uniform. It is accepted, I'm sure you know all that. Let me guess at your political leanings......you lean towards the left?
My politics are non-directional. If I was to rate the three best PMs we've had in my lifetime, two would be tory. But the worst would also be tory.

In the post the way I was leaning was towards humour. The judge made a comment about the way a brief was dressed. I produced an image of a judge dressed rather ridiculously. It is hardly political.

My views on judges, at least those I have worked closely with, have been the subject of more than one post on here.


Derek Smith

45,661 posts

248 months

Saturday 30th August 2014
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Breadvan72 said:
All legal Court dress is absurd, although the costumes worn by Judges when actually working are far less elaborate than the ceremonial outfit shown above, and in the High Court and Court of Appeal for most civil cases Judges no longer wear wigs (the exception is in the Divisional Court). In the Supreme Court the Judges just wear ordinary business clothes. I would love it if we lawyers gave up the silly outfits, which serve no sensible purpose.

By the way, most European countries have legal costumes that can make ours look plain.
Indeed.

I was told by a nurse that when doctors stopped wearing distinctive uniforms and were less easy to identify, patients became calmer when approached. Yet the opposite happened when I was in CID. As soon as you produced a warrant card or identified yourself as old bill, even the innocent, at least innocent in the terms of the inquiry, became hesitant.

pork911

7,148 posts

183 months

Saturday 30th August 2014
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Derek Smith said:
Indeed.

I was told by a nurse that when doctors stopped wearing distinctive uniforms and were less easy to identify, patients became calmer when approached. Yet the opposite happened when I was in CID. As soon as you produced a warrant card or identified yourself as old bill, even the innocent, at least innocent in the terms of the inquiry, became hesitant.
Was that a slip, 'at least innocent in terms of the inquiry' wink


bad company

18,582 posts

266 months

Saturday 30th August 2014
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So they guy is to say the eccentric in his dress. Surely that does not make him a bad lawyer?

Sounds like this case was not a great one to judge him on tho. Sounds like the defendant was guilty and rightly went to jail.

anonymous-user

54 months

Saturday 30th August 2014
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The bloke's web presence and adoption of self aggrandising bogus titles etc suggest that his eccentricity extends beyond dress. His reported comments in response to the Judge's remarks make Lord Hoo Hah sound like a right knob.

bad company

18,582 posts

266 months

Saturday 30th August 2014
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Breadvan72 said:
The bloke's web presence and adoption of self aggrandising bogus titles etc suggest that his eccentricity extends beyond dress. His reported comments in response to the Judge's remarks make Lord Hoo Hah sound like a right knob.
I just read it all again and have to agree with you. I would certainly never instruct him.

Cotty

39,542 posts

284 months

Saturday 30th August 2014
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Derek Smith said:
Just to clarify: this is a judge telling a lawyer how to dress?

Now I'm no dedicated follower of fashion but I know who to ask if I want to check that I'm smart yet stylish, and that's not a judge.

I've seen them in their finery, parading along the road looking like demented parrots on LSD, and restrained is not the first word that springs to mind. Indeed, this judge used the word vulgarity in his criticism and I would suggest that out of the two, an embroidered badge on a black gown ain't even in the running.

Now this is a glass house:



Even the lackey is wearing white gloves.
A bit like the photo they used of the judge in this story. I now know who to talk to if I want to buy a pair of tights. I think a couple of ribbons is a bit tame.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2737680/Yo...


anonymous-user

54 months

Saturday 30th August 2014
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That's the ceremonial costume.

Working clobber:-

Circuit Judge (no wig or bands or red sash when hearing a civil case)




High Court Judge (no wig)




Cotty

39,542 posts

284 months

Saturday 30th August 2014
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Breadvan72 said:
All legal Court dress is absurd, although the costumes worn by Judges when actually working are far less elaborate than the ceremonial outfit shown above, and in the High Court and Court of Appeal for most civil cases Judges no longer wear wigs (the exception is in the Divisional Court). In the Supreme Court the Judges just wear ordinary business clothes. I would love it if we lawyers gave up the silly outfits, which serve no sensible purpose.

By the way, most European countries have legal costumes that can make ours look plain.
Not just legal costumes "Guard changing in Greece"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUDF3RqLljI

Cotty

39,542 posts

284 months

Saturday 30th August 2014
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Breadvan72 said:
That's the ceremonial costume.
Yes but typical Daily Mail they had to use the most extreme dress (no pun intended) the judge uses to make a point

Mr Daytona

221 posts

116 months

Saturday 30th August 2014
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This is uncomfortable - I've now got it in my head that BV72 has gigabytes of memory devoted to Judges and their various costumes - all types of costumes.

I could have happily lived my life without thinking that.

Grumfutock

Original Poster:

5,274 posts

165 months

Saturday 30th August 2014
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Sorry but having read the 2 pages of everyone's opinions, my original point remains extant. This guy is a fruit loop and maybe certifiable.

jpringle819

719 posts

239 months

Saturday 30th August 2014
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Breadvan72 said:
High Court Judge (no wig)

No wig? That could be because he has no head. The guy everyone is talking about seems to be complete fruitcake. I know most peoples LinkedIn profile is a little tweaked but his is pure fantasy.

anonymous-user

54 months

Saturday 30th August 2014
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Mr Daytona said:
This is uncomfortable - I've now got it in my head that BV72 has gigabytes of memory devoted to Judges and their various costumes - all types of costumes.

I could have happily lived my life without thinking that.
Hey, they're only little teeny tiny people, just like the ones in the pornos. Er, what?

Derek Smith

45,661 posts

248 months

Saturday 30th August 2014
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I was called to the uniform tailors one morning and I trotted over, only to find that I was to be fitted with 'No. 1s', uniform in the style of the original police force in 1828, i.e. top hat and tails, high collar and boots. In those days I was slim and just the right height.

Like any sensible person with some degree of dignity, I refused point blank to make a spectacle of myself.

The tailor sighed and then said: 'You know you get an allowance don;t you.' So I became a clothes horse.

The uniform was surprisingly uncomfortable. It was difficult to sit down and the collar was only bearable if you didn't turn your head, face up or face down. Or look straight ahead.




saaby93

32,038 posts

178 months

Saturday 30th August 2014
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Cotty said:
Not just legal costumes "Guard changing in Greece"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUDF3RqLljI
roflrofl

B17NNS

18,506 posts

247 months

Saturday 30th August 2014
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Derek Smith said:
Just to clarify: this is a judge telling a lawyer how to dress?.
hehe I was thinking the same.