Ed Miliband

[Funk]

audidoody said:

P5Nij said:

Another Milibandism that drives me potty, don't tell us ''what you would say...'' you charmless creep, just tell us in the first bloody place. Scripted ste time after time, and nobody ever calls him out on it. If he says ''look, ya know, let's be clear about this...'' one more time I will explode. It shouldn't wind me up but it does.

Time for bed.

"Look, I'd just like to say this to the people at home watching this ...."

"It's only fair that ..."

"Broadest shoulders ..."

"The vulnerable members of society ..."

"The bankers ..."

Blah blah blah

Other typical politicianisms:

"I just have to tell him that..."

"I don't accept that's correct..."

Saw this posted somewhere the other day and it made me chuckle:

said:

After watching the presidential debates, I've decided that from now on, I'm going to answer every question like a presidential candidate. It's kinda fun...

"What are you gonna do this weekend?"

"That's a great question and an important one. And I WILL do something this weekend. But let me take a step back and answer a broader question. What are we ALL doing this weekend? As a nation? As a world? This weekend I will do something comprehensive and robust, yet fun. We all should."

"But, what are you going to do?"

"What I'm going to do involves 3 things. First, its going to be relaxing; Second, its going to be enjoyable; Lastly, I'm going to make sure that it is cost-effective so I don't get into a deficit. Four weeks ago, I said I was going to do something - and I did. This weekend will be no different!"

Politicianisms really grip my st.

[WestyCarl]

"I don't accept the premise of your question!"

I'll try that out on my boss tomorrow when I haven't done something as requested, let's see what happens........

[P5Nij]

In answer to a direct question from a BBC journo asking him how he will fund 18,000 new nurses... (pause) ''it's a proper plan, and look...''.

I'm trying in vain to think of something positive to say about Tommy Two Kitchens and his ilk, but alas there is nothing there, not a glimmer of hope from the party I mistakenly once thought represented me. If Labour get in this time around it will be a travesty.

[Oakey]

There was a video on Labours facebook page where they were crowing about Osbourne avoiding the question of where the money for the NHS will come from.

Have they made one for Ed avoiding the same question?

[Rovinghawk]

Snozzwangler said:

garyhun said:

Snozzwangler said:

I work at a bank, hence I burn grandmas for a living.

As an aside, what do you find to be the best accelerant for old dears?

Orphan children.

They go up like a fuel plant!

Real bankers would use a bed of £50 notes as kindling for the fire.

[Snozzwangler]

Rovinghawk said:

Snozzwangler said:

garyhun said:

Snozzwangler said:

I work at a bank, hence I burn grandmas for a living.

As an aside, what do you find to be the best accelerant for old dears?

Orphan children.

They go up like a fuel plant!

Real bankers would use a bed of £50 notes as kindling for the fire.

My orphans are imported.

Do you know how much it costs to have a Chinese family offed and the remaining children shipped here.

Just for kindling

[ATTAK Z]

Ed's a nob but look at this ste from UKIP

http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/04/21/7f0b773df7...

[Axionknight]

garyhun said:

As an aside, what do you find to be the best accelerant for old dears?

The disabled.

[silverthorn2151]

Try as I might to think clearly about the political situation and consider issues based on what Ed and cohort say rather than it being about personalities I conclude that everything they say is utter indefensible bks and they are all obnoxious bellends who boil my piss.

i conclude politics can only be divorced from personalities if you are not faced with such a collection of morons.

[ATTAK Z]

silverthorn2151 said:

Try as I might to think clearly about the political situation and consider issues based on what Ed and cohort say rather than it being about personalities I conclude that everything they say is utter indefensible bks and they are all obnoxious bellends who boil my piss.

i conclude politics can only be divorced from personalities if you are not faced with such a collection of morons.

yor rite and i know your rite but i'm gonna vote like my dad did and he's been ded 66 years

(hopin to get into the spellin thread via Marshalla)

[Asterix]

ATTAK Z said:

yor rite and i know your rite but i'm gonna vote like my dad did and he's been ded 66 years

(hopin to get into the spellin thread via Marshalla)

I suppose it is Spring.

[IvanSTi]

ATTAK Z said:

Ed's a nob but look at this ste from UKIP

http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/04/21/7f0b773df7...

To be fair, that doesn't look like an official document/poster from UKIP. It looks like someone from Frome in support of UKIP has taken the time to write some rubbish for a poster.

[motco]

Asterix said:

ATTAK Z said:

yor rite and i know your rite but i'm gonna vote like my dad did and he's been ded 66 years

(hopin to get into the spellin thread via Marshalla)

I suppose it is Spring.

Very good; I'm sure Stravinsky would appreciate that!

[Asterix]

motco said:

Asterix said:

ATTAK Z said:

yor rite and i know your rite but i'm gonna vote like my dad did and he's been ded 66 years

(hopin to get into the spellin thread via Marshalla)

I suppose it is Spring.

Very good; I'm sure Stravinsky would appreciate that!

I'm sure he would

Edited by Asterix on Wednesday 22 April 12:35

[Pan Pan Pan]

Millipede keeps banging on about the NHS, and protecting the `vulnerable' but what his supporters seem unable (but in all probability unwilling) to grasp, is that without a sound / strong economy one cannot have a decent NHS, because like all worthwhile things in life it has to be paid for.
Labour supporters don't care about where the money comes from, only that it comes, which is why they see no problem in the labour government grabbing other peoples hard earned cash, and splashing it around. The problem for labour is what happens when they finally run out of everyone ELSE`s money, and they don't know where to look for their next cash grab.
Then they creep out, leaving notes behind saying the cash is all gone, leaving someone else to sort out the mess (and take the flak for doing so) and they will do this every time they get into number 10. They don't know how to do `government' any better. They just DONT`know.

[longblackcoat]

Pan Pan Pan said:

Millipede keeps banging on about the NHS, and protecting the `vulnerable' but what his supporters seem unable (but in all probability unwilling) to grasp, is that without a sound / strong economy one cannot have a decent NHS, because like all worthwhile things in life it has to be paid for.
Labour supporters don't care about where the money comes from, only that it comes, which is why they see no problem in the labour government grabbing other peoples hard earned cash, and splashing it around. The problem for labour is what happens when they finally run out of everyone ELSE`s money, and they don't know where to look for their next cash grab.
Then they creep out, leaving notes behind saying the cash is all gone, leaving someone else to sort out the mess (and take the flak for doing so) and they will do this every time they get into number 10. They don't know how to do `government' any better. They just DONT`know.

You made almost exactly the same post yesterday, didn't you?

Try saying something new. Like who are you going to vote for, why they are the right answr, and why you feel people can trust them.

[blade runner]

Pan Pan Pan said:

Labour supporters don't care about where the money comes from, only that it comes, which is why they see no problem in the labour government grabbing other peoples hard earned cash, and splashing it around. The problem for labour is what happens when they finally run out of everyone ELSE`s money, and they don't know where to look for their next cash grab.

This is what really bugs me. All the left rhetoric about the bankers, bosses, multinational companies etc. only looking after themselves, yet Labour supporters are no better because they are quite happy to fk over everyone else so long as they get the cash they think they deserve (until it runs out of course). Cuts can fall anywhere but on them, taxes ok to rise on anyone who earns more than them etc. etc.

[Pan Pan Pan]

longblackcoat said:

Pan Pan Pan said:

Millipede keeps banging on about the NHS, and protecting the `vulnerable' but what his supporters seem unable (but in all probability unwilling) to grasp, is that without a sound / strong economy one cannot have a decent NHS, because like all worthwhile things in life it has to be paid for.
Labour supporters don't care about where the money comes from, only that it comes, which is why they see no problem in the labour government grabbing other peoples hard earned cash, and splashing it around. The problem for labour is what happens when they finally run out of everyone ELSE`s money, and they don't know where to look for their next cash grab.
Then they creep out, leaving notes behind saying the cash is all gone, leaving someone else to sort out the mess (and take the flak for doing so) and they will do this every time they get into number 10. They don't know how to do `government' any better. They just DONT`know.

You made almost exactly the same post yesterday, didn't you?

Try saying something new. Like who are you going to vote for, why they are the right answr, and why you feel people can trust them.

Ok. The only thing I can say, is that I trust the fact, that if labour get in, they will destroy the UK economy on which just about everything else is based.
What is wrong with an observation based on known fact? Should I change what I say today just because it was true yesterday as well?

[DrDoofenshmirtz]

But it's not just what he says, it's his eyes that get me. That slow blinking he does when he's listening to people.
He looks doped up.

Makes me cringe.

[Funk]

He wants your soul.



You can never un-see this.