Scottish Referendum Your Vote Predictions

[worsy]

No prediction yet. Waiting on where the papers land. If the Sun comes out in favour I expect a Yes win.

[colonel c]

It will be a 50 – 50 tie.

So Nicola Sturgeon and The Duchess of Cambridge will have to fight it out in the traditional Highland way - bare breasted and carrying an eight pound baby in each arm.

[fluffnik]

65% Yes
35% No
85% Turnout

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• 62% identified as Scottish in 2011 Census
• >1.3M have signed the Declaration for Yes
• Labour party loyalty seems to be crumbling

[steviegunn]

worsy said:

No prediction yet. Waiting on where the papers land. If the Sun comes out in favour I expect a Yes win.

The Scottish Sun has come out for the Yes campaign, not sure it counts the same as the real Sun though.

Anyway

Naw - 53%
Aye - 47%
Hacked aff wi' it aw - 100%
Turnoot - 83%

Virtual election in the rUK

F'off you winging Jocks - 85%
Please don't leave - 15%

[worsy]

steviegunn said:

worsy said:

No prediction yet. Waiting on where the papers land. If the Sun comes out in favour I expect a Yes win.

The Scottish Sun has come out for the Yes campaign, not sure it counts the same as the real Sun though.

Anyway

Naw - 53%
Aye - 47%
Hacked aff wi' it aw - 100%
Turnoot - 83%

Virtual election in the rUK

F'off you winging Jocks - 85%
Please don't leave - 15%

In which case I concur

[General Price]

A.J.M said:

Yes. 40%
No. 60%

I think the way the markets and news are going will shake up people into seeing what's actually going on.

[ellroy]

fluffnik said:

65% Yes
35% No
85% Turnout

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• 62% identified as Scottish in 2011 Census
• >1.3M have signed the Declaration for Yes
• Labour party loyalty seems to be crumbling

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In the mean time here's some music.

[A.J.M]

3 seperate bits of music?

[tertius]

YES 43.5%
NO 56.5%

Turnout 70-80%

[eharding]

38% - YES

49% - NO

13% - Spoiled YES votes, disqualified due to ballot paper being covered in a) blue & white face paint b) inane Braveheart gibberish c) vomit d) unidentified human or animal mucus-based secretions.

A win for NO, the day being saved by the fact that roughly 25% of the YES vote are waste-of-oxygen dribbling spacktards who are more likely to eat the pencil provided to mark the ballot paper than actually use it to place a cross in any particular box.

[Chlamydia]

If voting is allowed in crayon:
55% yes
45% no

If crayons are not allowed and/or dribbled on voting slips are void:
5% yes
45% no
50% void

If the SNP are involved in the counting:
540% yes
1% no
Free car for everyone.

[lamboman100]

It will be 55% "No".

The "Yes" camp arguments are crumbling by the day.

Banks fleeing Scotland, NHS funding to fall, forecasted oil revenues lied about, etc. etc.

[Jader1973]

100% Yes
0% No

Turnout 0.00002%

Alex's vote will be the only one, all the others will be "spoiled".

And because there is no minimum turnout requirement Yes win!

Edited by Jader1973 on Friday 12th September 00:14

[DSLiverpool]

Sadly it will be no after more trinkets and subsidies are given to all and sundry - it's like keeping an old girlfriend because your relatives like her but she is a lazy troublemaking fart bag who threatens to leave you so you give her more baubles to stay.

[MintyChris]

fluffnik said:

65% Yes
35% No
85% Turnout

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• 62% identified as Scottish in 2011 Census
• >1.3M have signed the Declaration for Yes
• Labour party loyalty seems to be crumbling

Well I guess we will see. I’m very interested to see what the turnout will be. I suspect it will be higher than an election but still not close to 100%. Which in my opinion will show absolute contempt for this Independence campaign.

Without all the lies from the yes side and with a stronger no campaign then I would of thought.

80% No
20% Yes

However, as the above hasnt happened I will go with.

60% No
40% Yes

[Moonhawk]

MintyChris said:

Well I guess we will see. I’m very interested to see what the turnout will be. I suspect it will be higher than an election but still not close to 100%. Which in my opinion will show absolute contempt for this Independence campaign.

Indeed - a reasonably high non-vote would clearly be a slap in the face of the independence campaign.

This is a vote for independence or the status quo. People voting no or refusing to vote IMO indicates a lack of support for independence. One could even go so far as to argue that this referendum should have been run like the 1979 one (i.e. requiring at least 50% of the total electorate to vote for independence).

[MintyChris]

Moonhawk said:

Indeed - a reasonably high non-vote would clearly be a slap in the face of the independence campaign.

This is a vote for independence or the status quo. People voting no or refusing to vote IMO indicates a lack of support for independence. One could even go so far as to argue that this referendum should have been run like the 1979 one (i.e. requiring at least 50% of the total electorate to vote for independence).

I believe that should have been the case aswell but we have already seen the extent the SNP have gone to shape the outcome. This move wasn’t surprising.

[McWigglebum4th]

fluffnik said:

• >1.3M have signed the Declaration for Yes

Do you want me to post the tweet from a happy yes supporter saying how he helped by signing that 8 times?

[S13_Alan]

eharding said:

A win for NO, the day being saved by the fact that roughly 25% of the YES vote are waste-of-oxygen dribbling spacktards who are more likely to eat the pencil provided to mark the ballot paper than actually use it to place a cross in any particular box.

[Jader1973]

eharding said:

A win for NO, the day being saved by the fact that roughly 25% of the YES vote are waste-of-oxygen dribbling spacktards who are more likely to eat the pencil provided to mark the ballot paper than actually use it to place a cross in any particular box.

Raises a good point, a lot of the Yes supporters will probably steal the pencil and then try to sell it so they can buy drugs/Buckfast. I hope they have enough pencils.