Which politicians would you allow into your house?

[crankedup]

Going to have to stretch the envelope slightly from the thread title to Ex Politician : Michael Portillo.

[Beati Dogu]

Whomever you invite, make sure you check your family silver before you let them leave.

[GTIR]

ash73 said:

GTIR said:

Mara Carfagna
Helle Thorning-Schmid
Yulia Tymoshenko

Can I add Natalia Poklonskaya here

The girl who lost her smile.

Miserable communist gypsy.

[Jasandjules]

Beati Dogu said:

Whomever you invite, make sure you check your family silver before you let them leave.

It doesn't say let them leave......

[Chisinau]

GTIR said:

The girl who lost her smile.

Miserable communist gypsy.

Yes, she would only be allowed into my house if I'd set a man trap, the traitorous little witch.

[Twilkes]

[quote=GTIR]Mara Carfagna
Helle Thorning-Schmid
Yulia Tymoshenko[/quote

Interesting. Were you planning on a roast?

[DJRC]

Welshbeef said:

DJRC said:

Good call on Rory Stewart there Mr Cheese. He is indeed lowering himself to slumming it with these scum.
He and Major are the only two I would let inside my house. Borgia Id at least tolerate on the doorstep but damned if I'm trusting him to come inside. The rest can be shot.

Think I misunderstood the question.... Need to stop the red wine!

For Borgia...read Boris

[DoctorX]

crankedup said:

Going to have to stretch the envelope slightly from the thread title to Ex Politician : Michael Portillo.

Seems like a decent chap, regardless of his politics.

[Axionknight]

http://www.sexymp.co.uk/

[QuantumTokoloshi]

Nelson Mandela, Gandhi, Lenin, Oliver
Cromwell, Ho chi Ming, kwame Nkruma, Watt Tyler, Theodore Roosevelt, Victoria Gotha, Attaturk, Qin Shi huang and Sitting bull. The is no current UK politician that I would let clean my shoes let alone enter my house, an incipient nest of self interested vipers.

[Puggit]

ash73 said:

Can I add Natalia Poklonskaya here

I have a Russian friend who speaks to me on Skype because she knows it drives me wild - despite not understanding a word

[powerstroke]

Kate Hoey and Frank Field I would ask them what the fk they
Are doing in the labour party!
I would invite the odious harriat Harmon and the awful Teresa
May then make them fight to the death
William Hague and Cameron straight into a mincer...

[glazbagun]

DoctorX said:

crankedup said:

Going to have to stretch the envelope slightly from the thread title to Ex Politician : Michael Portillo.

Seems like a decent chap, regardless of his politics.

I met him and he left me fairly cold. Of course I was just changing his flight at the airport, so I'd probably be expecting a bit much if I wanted a high-five and an amusing anecdote. I've met Alex Salmond in the past too, and found him pleasantly chatty. Not sure I'd let him into my house these days though.

For me, probably Ashdown, Hague, Major and Menzies Campbell

[Fittster]

Jacob Rees-Mogg, to find out if he's as really out of touch with the people he represents as it appears.

[smegmore]

Cameron, Hague, Mandelson, Brown, Balls, Harman, May and that ginger from Salford who fiddled her house sale (forgot her name).

"Don't bother taking your coats off, the wood chipper's straight through the back."

[55palfers]

Aneurin Bevan to thank him for the NHS

[Foppo]

I would have liked to have talked to Tony Benn.Or more to the point listen to him.

[VeeDubBigBird]

Boris Johnson - just start him on some obscure subject then sit back and listen.

John Reid - Met him once and a genuinely nice man.


Peter Mandelson - Just to see if Garlic / Sunlight / Holy Water / A shot to the head, will kill the undead.

[smegmore]

VeeDubBigBird said:

Boris Johnson - just start him on some obscure subject then sit back and listen.

John Reid - Met him once and a genuinely nice man.


Peter Mandelson - Just to see if Garlic / Sunlight / Holy Water / A shot to the head, will kill the undead.

See my post, 4 posts above this, job jobbed.

[DJRC]

Fittster said:

Jacob Rees-Mogg, to find out if he's as really out of touch with the people he represents as it appears.

Doesn't he represent Somerset way? In which case I rather suspect he is bang on. His father was an excellent journalist and writer.