Will there be more or fewer Scotland threads after the vote?

[anonymous-user]

I remember the good old days when NPE was 100% "UKIP are ace and climate change is a fib" threads. Now look at it. Scotlands, Sah, faaaaaahsends of 'em.

[HonestIago]

As a Scot I have nearly lost the will to live. The prospect of a Yes doesn't bear thinking about so I have decided it will be definite No by a reasonable margin and then we can all get on with life again...and vote UKIP next year in the GE (sorry couldn't resist)

[Silverbullet767]

Deep fried tunnocks teacake, obviously.

[MintyChris]

HonestIago said:

As a Scot I have nearly lost the will to live. The prospect of a Yes doesn't bear thinking about so I have decided it will be definite No by a reasonable margin and then we can all get on with life again...and vote UKIP next year in the GE (sorry couldn't resist)

here here.

As a scot myself and someone who never wanted this mess, Im extremely tired of the whole thing.

[anonymous-user]

I am a nervous creature of habit and get dicombobulated if NPE isn't wall to wall UKIP and SPL isn't wall to wall "I got a speeding ticket it's worse than the Nazis", At least Reader's Cars is still full of utterly gopping Barry hatchbacks and wkbag Beemers, and General Gassing is as predictably st as ever.

[McWigglebum4th]

What is the phrase

if you aren't part of the solution then you are part of the problem

[marshalla]

CARAMEL LOG!

(and thus began the holy wars)

[Silverbullet767]

marshalla said:

CARAMEL LOG!

(and thus began the holy wars)

HEATHEN! Thou shall not take the teacakes name in vain, twenty lashes!

[S13_Alan]

C'mon the square sausage!

[anonymous-user]

Current poll results suggest that few PH'ers shop at Waitrose.

[benjj]

Fight and you may die. Run and you will live, at least awhile. And dying in your bed many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one bite, just one nibble, to come back here as young men and tell our enemies that they may take our lives but they will never take our biscuits.

[Silverbullet767]

benjj said:

Fight and you may die. Run and you will live, at least awhile. And dying in your bed many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one bite, just one nibble, to come back here as young men and tell our enemies that they may take our lives but they will never take our biscuits.

CREAM FILLED!

[greygoose]

Won't Scottish threads be moved to a new location in the International section?

[basherX]

First we argued about what the result should be.
Now we argue about what the result will be.
Next we'll argue about what the result should have been.
Then we'll start to argue about the implications (the world is going to end, obviously)


And then, some woman I've never heard of will get her kit off and everyone will head off to look at the pictures.

[anonymous-user]

At last, the voice of reason!

[Rovinghawk]

basherX said:

And then, some woman I've never heard of will get her kiLt off.

FTFY

[Slaav]

Rovinghawk said:

basherX said:

And then, some woman I've never heard of will get her kiLt off.

FTFY

I thought the whole point of them was that you didn't need to take them off?

[anonymous-user]

"Is there anything worn under the kilt?"

"No, it's all in perfect working order."

(copyright 1745)

[B17NNS]

I had breakfast on a RyanAir flight a couple of months back. What's that nasty st all about?

[Rude-boy]

B17NNS said:

I had breakfast on a RyanAir flight a couple of months back. What's that nasty st all about?

I was served a square sausage when I went to Knockhill once.

For that heresy the Scots should have been excommunicated from the Union long ago