NK Leader Kim Is Phat Missing for three Weeks

[Huff]

Perhaps it finally happened.

[Starfighter]

In fact, have another...

[lamboman100]

Has gout. Or itchy scrot. Or both.

[Jimbeaux]

This will make you smile:

http://news.msn.com/world/north-korea-athletes-mis...

[anonymous-user]

He must be the only fat person in NK..

[Killer2005]

Too many pies apparently

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/nor...

[Wacky Racer]

MentalSarcasm said:

If that tub of lard has ever played a sport in his life (he likes horse riding? Must be a bloody big horse!) then I'd be amazed.

[mybrainhurts]

My money's on piles...

[mybrainhurts]

BlackLabel said:

Perhaps he is still recovering from the disappointment of a Scottish 'no' vote.

True...

[jmorgan]

Grapes of wrath?

[smegmore]

mybrainhurts said:

My money's on piles...

Or a severe dose of the clap...

[mybrainhurts]

Huff said:

Perhaps it finally happened.

REPOST...Pfffft

[mybrainhurts]

Hey, wait...

I think the bugger's in my pantry.

[jmorgan]

Quick, shove his piles between some bread and tell him its dinner.

[BlackLabel]

He is so fat he has broken his ankles. And wearing heels doesnt help either.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/nor...

[Asterix]

Is there a recognised heir for NK?

The guy is on course for a heart attack sooner rather than later.

Do you think his wife has popped one out in secret?

[nitrodave]

Asterix said:

Is there a recognised heir for NK?

The guy is on course for a heart attack sooner rather than later.

Do you think his wife has popped one out in secret?

The hermit kingdom... if ever there has been an excuse to invade and overthrow a leadership this is it. Really grinds my gears that the rest of the world sits back and let's this country rot and the people suffer so badly.

I guess because they have no oil, they're not worth invading!

But you're right, what happens if he dies? Who will take over?

[jmorgan]

nitrodave said:

I guess because they have no oil, they're not worth invading!

China.

[MartG]

http://newsthump.com/2014/10/01/kim-jong-un-broke-...

[Rude-boy]

jmorgan said:

nitrodave said:

I guess because they have no oil, they're not worth invading!

China.

No one will touch NK until China says they can. yet they never will as it will put western troops right on their boarder. And they will not do anything about NK as the west will not let it as it will put Chinese troops on the Western boarder.

You couldn't make it up.