Man falls and gets impaled.
Discussion
allnighter said:
Dave^ said:
And they say money can't buy you happiness... Like fk it can't!!!
Yes I'm shallow...
it's not about being shallow, money buys you time, an expensive commodity, and it's what you do with it that determines how happy or unhappy you are.Yes I'm shallow...
eharding said:
In response, a spokesman for the Russian Mafia extended best wishes and Season's Greetings to all at Scotland Yard involved in the case as well the newly appointed Coroner, and in particular their respective families, hoping that they all enjoyed a safe, incident-free Christmas and a New Year entirely unspoilt by any further tragic defenestration-related accidents.
Hmm. Didn't realise he was in the same circle as Stephen Curtis
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/11289...
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/11289...
audidoody said:
- there's a heck of a screenplay here if someone wants to develop the script.
Press Release said:
Working Title pictures, in collaboration with our recent investors, the Kaminsky brothers, wish to correct our previous press release entitled 'Circle of death, a new hard hitting gangster film based on true events'
This should have read, 'Oops!' A new musical starring Hugh Grant as a lovable, bumbling, accident prone rich bloke, living in London with his American girlfriend.
This should have read, 'Oops!' A new musical starring Hugh Grant as a lovable, bumbling, accident prone rich bloke, living in London with his American girlfriend.
How does that work then.
Hey boss
Da
That indulgent capitalist devil dog that owes us money
Da
You no worry no more about him I throw him from tall building
You idiot how he pay us now nicoli
Errrrr
Bite the fingers From your left hand nicoli
Ps any russian gangsters want to make me rich you can trust me I won't steal or owe you money I only have too things in this world
Hey boss
Da
That indulgent capitalist devil dog that owes us money
Da
You no worry no more about him I throw him from tall building
You idiot how he pay us now nicoli
Errrrr
Bite the fingers From your left hand nicoli
Ps any russian gangsters want to make me rich you can trust me I won't steal or owe you money I only have too things in this world
Or - to put it another way:
Эй, босс
Da
Это снисходительно капиталистическая дьявол собака, которая обязана нам деньги
Da
Не Вы Не беспокойтесь больше не о Нем я бросить его из высотного здания
Очень хорошо , мы никогда не собирались , чтобы получить наличные деньги и мужество , которые будут l' Autre нашим клиентам платить вовремя
(Hey boss, Da, That indulgent capitalist devil dog that owes us money, Da, You no worry no more about him I throw him from tall building
Very good, We were never going to get the cash and that will courage our the other customers to pay on time")
Эй, босс
Da
Это снисходительно капиталистическая дьявол собака, которая обязана нам деньги
Da
Не Вы Не беспокойтесь больше не о Нем я бросить его из высотного здания
Очень хорошо , мы никогда не собирались , чтобы получить наличные деньги и мужество , которые будут l' Autre нашим клиентам платить вовремя
(Hey boss, Da, That indulgent capitalist devil dog that owes us money, Da, You no worry no more about him I throw him from tall building
Very good, We were never going to get the cash and that will courage our the other customers to pay on time")
Ayahuasca said:
Maybe he had a life assurance policy?
Just a thought.
Almost certainly - sadly for him it appears to have been the type of policy which has a clause in the small print stating that if the holder fails to make the premium payments on time and in full, the insurers reserve the right to cancel the insured asset.Just a thought.
Possibly...
- Pay us money! Give us money now!
- Urghhh
- Boris, hold this rat outta de window and give him a shake. Maybe money fall from his pocket.
- Urggh, urgh
- Like this boss?
- Yes. Wait a minute. Boris, are you holding him by his shoes?
- Yes boss. Hold on, da shoes is coming off!
- Uurggha urghh, arrrrrrrrrrg. Splat.
- Boris, you are moron.
- Pay us money! Give us money now!
- Urghhh
- Boris, hold this rat outta de window and give him a shake. Maybe money fall from his pocket.
- Urggh, urgh
- Like this boss?
- Yes. Wait a minute. Boris, are you holding him by his shoes?
- Yes boss. Hold on, da shoes is coming off!
- Uurggha urghh, arrrrrrrrrrg. Splat.
- Boris, you are moron.
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