Man falls and gets impaled.

[MarshPhantom]

allnighter said:

Dave^ said:

And they say money can't buy you happiness... Like fk it can't!!!

Yes I'm shallow...

it's not about being shallow, money buys you time, an expensive commodity, and it's what you do with it that determines how happy or unhappy you are.

Or a £1 Million watch like this chap, which does suggest a certain shallowness.

[Halmyre]

BlackLabel said:

Poor guy. It's no wonder his ex wife is so bitter - look what he traded her in for.

Barbie looks the same as usual but Ken's let himself go a bit.

[eharding]

Halmyre said:

Barbie looks the same as usual but Ken's let himself go a bit.

It rather looks as if it was someone else who let go of him.

[Lost soul]

eharding said:

In response, a spokesman for the Russian Mafia extended best wishes and Season's Greetings to all at Scotland Yard involved in the case as well the newly appointed Coroner, and in particular their respective families, hoping that they all enjoyed a safe, incident-free Christmas and a New Year entirely unspoilt by any further tragic defenestration-related accidents.

[MrCarPark]

Hmm. Didn't realise he was in the same circle as Stephen Curtis

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/11289...

[audidoody]

"Jump or we'll kill your kids"

Possibly

Whatever - there's a heck of a screenplay here if someone wants to develop the script.

You'd think Plod would have waited at least a week instead of five minutes before pronouncing "no suspicious circumstances"

Thank God for my simple life.

[Ayahuasca]

I think he was badly let down by his friends.

[Grandad Gaz]

Think about it. Would you commit suicide by jumping onto some railings?

I can't think of many worse ways to go.

[Justayellowbadge]

audidoody said:

- there's a heck of a screenplay here if someone wants to develop the script.

Press Release said:

Working Title pictures, in collaboration with our recent investors, the Kaminsky brothers, wish to correct our previous press release entitled 'Circle of death, a new hard hitting gangster film based on true events'

This should have read, 'Oops!' A new musical starring Hugh Grant as a lovable, bumbling, accident prone rich bloke, living in London with his American girlfriend.

[Magog]

Oh, those Russians...

[Pesty]

How does that work then.


Hey boss

Da

That indulgent capitalist devil dog that owes us money

Da

You no worry no more about him I throw him from tall building

You idiot how he pay us now nicoli


Errrrr

Bite the fingers From your left hand nicoli


Ps any russian gangsters want to make me rich you can trust me I won't steal or owe you money I only have too things in this world

[audidoody]

Or - to put it another way:

Эй, босс
Da
Это снисходительно капиталистическая дьявол собака, которая обязана нам деньги
Da
Не Вы Не беспокойтесь больше не о Нем я бросить его из высотного здания
Очень хорошо , мы никогда не собирались , чтобы получить наличные деньги и мужество , которые будут l' Autre нашим клиентам платить вовремя


(Hey boss, Da, That indulgent capitalist devil dog that owes us money, Da, You no worry no more about him I throw him from tall building
Very good, We were never going to get the cash and that will courage our the other customers to pay on time")

[Pesty]

Not if they think it was suicide.


Personally would have made better sence to kill everything he loves first.

That new fit model you are dating? Not so fit no more.


If you are going to send a message send one that isn't ambiguous.

[Ayahuasca]

Maybe he had a life assurance policy?

Just a thought.

[eharding]

Ayahuasca said:

Maybe he had a life assurance policy?

Just a thought.

Almost certainly - sadly for him it appears to have been the type of policy which has a clause in the small print stating that if the holder fails to make the premium payments on time and in full, the insurers reserve the right to cancel the insured asset.

[EskimoArapaho]

I'm not saying it's Keyser Söze, but it's Keyser Söze.

[Ayahuasca]

Possibly...

- Pay us money! Give us money now!

- Urghhh

- Boris, hold this rat outta de window and give him a shake. Maybe money fall from his pocket.

- Urggh, urgh

- Like this boss?

- Yes. Wait a minute. Boris, are you holding him by his shoes?

- Yes boss. Hold on, da shoes is coming off!

- Uurggha urghh, arrrrrrrrrrg. Splat.

- Boris, you are moron.

[Petrus1983]

This case makes me wonder if Scotland Yard are worried to investigate wondering what can of worms they'll open, or just can't be bothered based on the fact they'll never get a prosecution of any sorts anyway.

[Snoggledog]

Used to work for Scot a few years ago. I remember seeing the back tyres on his brand new Carrera GT after about 2 days of ownership. Let's just say that he was obviously enjoying the car...

[Yazar]

Snoggledog said:

Used to work for Scot a few years ago. I remember seeing the back tyres on his brand new Carrera GT after about 2 days of ownership. Let's just say that he was obviously enjoying the car...

Or had enacted a Bond style chase sequence.