Jeremy Clarkson suspended by BBC...

Jeremy Clarkson suspended by BBC...

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Halb

53,012 posts

184 months

Friday 3rd April 2015
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Countdown said:
Punching colleagues isn't usually the best opening gambit in contract negotiations, I find.
Not if you can't knock the fker out in one shot!

xjsdriver

1,071 posts

122 months

Friday 3rd April 2015
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Halb said:
Countdown said:
Punching colleagues isn't usually the best opening gambit in contract negotiations, I find.
Not if you can't knock the fker out in one shot!
....and only then if you're an up and coming young boxer hehe

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

256 months

Friday 3rd April 2015
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Ari said:
Love this thread, funniest thing on Pistonheads! rofl

Just hysterical. Literally! laughlaughlaugh
Give it a rest, old boy, you're coming over all yappy little ankle biting Yorkshire Terrier.



Ari

19,347 posts

216 months

Friday 3rd April 2015
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Terribly sorry to offend your sensibilities 'old boy'. I'll put the mirror away and you can all go back to believing that you're Jeremy's very bestestest mate and members of the BBC board of directors. smile

Hysterical! biggrin

AW111

9,674 posts

134 months

Saturday 4th April 2015
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mybrainhurts said:
Give it a rest, old boy, you're coming over all yappy little ankle biting Yorkshire Terrier.
Pot, meet kettle.

anonymous-user

55 months

Saturday 4th April 2015
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There's nothing wrong with calling someone out who is completely speculating (a nice way of putting it) and passing it off as if it's fact.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

256 months

Saturday 4th April 2015
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AW111 said:
mybrainhurts said:
Give it a rest, old boy, you're coming over all yappy little ankle biting Yorkshire Terrier.
Pot, meet kettle.
I do it for a reason. He does it for fun. Big difference...tongue out

trashbat

6,006 posts

154 months

Saturday 4th April 2015
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How do we fancy a Marxist Top Gear with Alexei Sayle?

marshalla

15,902 posts

202 months

Saturday 4th April 2015
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trashbat said:
How do we fancy a Marxist Top Gear with Alexei Sayle?
Write the theme tune, sing the theme tune

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhHJ4zEKDZY

soad

32,903 posts

177 months

Saturday 4th April 2015
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They need a female presenter, surely?

What about Sara Cox? hehe

blueg33

35,961 posts

225 months

Saturday 4th April 2015
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James May is now doing YouTube cookery vids, the JM unemployment tube.

Halb

53,012 posts

184 months

Saturday 4th April 2015
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This is JM's time to shine. If he does, he may become a pretty big telly star.

I don't foresee the same outcome for Hammond...

anonymous-user

55 months

Saturday 4th April 2015
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Ari said:
The Hypno-Toad said:
I SAID WHO WON THE WORLD DRIVERS CHAMPIONSHIP IN 1975! hehe

(That joke brought to you courtesy of 1977)

Anyway. Toads final thoughts on the whole thing.

1.) He shouldn't have done it.

2.) He had to report it because I have mentioned there is was someone in the production team/BBC liaison, who has been leaking information about the show to the press on a regular basis for some time. If not, how did 'not a teacher nursery rhyme' get into the public domain when it was an outtake and not broadcast?
He had to go to the bosses as he knew they would go to the press with it blown up to be a much greater crime.

3.) There are people and some of them are very senior, at the BBC who are very glad that this has happened. They couldn't bear TG and fame that it generated for Clarkson & Co. The timing for them is very fortunate as if Mr Ed secures victory it means they have a clean slate with the only right-wing comedian (and therefore conduit for anti left-wing criticism) banished.
Of course, they haven't stopped to think that along with Doctor Who and Sherlock, TG was the only franchise they have that actually makes them any serious money abroad. But don't worry they will totally re-launch it with probably a more sympathetic approach and no one will watch it.
If anyone doesn't believe that, the amazing haste with which the Top Gear studio was gutted and cleaned out, would suggest someone has had an exit plan ready & waiting for some considerable time.

4.) I've said before and I'll say it again, Clarkson is clearly in poor health both physically and with his divorce mentally. Ever since the bridge building adventure, I have had the opinion he has been wishing he was somewhere else for virtually every show, especially the trip to Argentina.
So did he punch the bloke deliberately to save all the bother of contract negotiations? Not sure but it would save any awkward questions as to what might be wrong with him. Everyone keeps saying Sky, ITV or Netflix but my thoughts would be that it will be a while if goes back into full time TV. He might not even turn up for the HIGNFY he's booked for. But given the BBCs record for rehiring stars they have sacked for gross misconduct, after a suitable rest (a couple of months in The Priory?) he could go straight back to beeb.

5.) The most important point? Top Gear as we have known it, is dead.
Gone.
Finished
Bereft of life, it rests in peace.

And as far as this thread is concerned, Toad out.


Edited by The Hypno-Toad on Friday 3rd April 09:21
Love this thread, funniest thing on Pistonheads! rofl

Just hysterical. Literally! laughlaughlaugh
With reference to Toad's point No 3 above, I was listening to quite a good Radio 4 debate about the whole affair, and one chap (I forget his name) who was an ex-BBC executive type was asked directly if he thought there were numerous people in senior positions with the BBC who held left-wing views and have wanted rid of Clarkson, and he said "oh yes, most definitely".

Countdown

39,955 posts

197 months

Saturday 4th April 2015
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NinjaPower said:
With reference to Toad's point No 3 above, I was listening to quite a good Radio 4 debate about the whole affair, and one chap (I forget his name) who was an ex-BBC executive type was asked directly if he thought there were numerous people in senior positions with the BBC who held left-wing views and have wanted rid of Clarkson, and he said "oh yes, most definitely".
Clarkspn helps make millions for the Beeb. He's had several warnings previously. Which makes me think that either these senior managers weren't very powerful or they weren't really that bothered about sacking him.

smn159

12,685 posts

218 months

Saturday 4th April 2015
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Countdown said:
Clarkspn helps make millions for the Beeb. He's had several warnings previously. Which makes me think that either these senior managers weren't very powerful or they weren't really that bothered about sacking him.
Indeed. And it also took 22 series before their evil plan eventually succeeded

mph1977

12,467 posts

169 months

Saturday 4th April 2015
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smn159 said:
Countdown said:
Clarkspn helps make millions for the Beeb. He's had several warnings previously. Which makes me think that either these senior managers weren't very powerful or they weren't really that bothered about sacking him.
Indeed. And it also took 22 series before their evil plan eventually succeeded
and yet more evidence of the right wing sociopath faction's blindspot to confirmation bias

Countdown

39,955 posts

197 months

Saturday 4th April 2015
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Halb said:
This is JM's time to shine. If he does, he may become a pretty big telly star.

I don't foresee the same outcome for Hammond...
Fully agree about JM - personally I think he was underused in TG.

Re -Hammond - I like him but I think he needs an Eric Morecambe for his Ernie Wise act. JC and JM both have stronger personalities.

simonrockman

6,858 posts

256 months

Saturday 4th April 2015
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At the warm-up for Any Questions last night, Tim Davie, CEO BBC Worldwide, said that no-one had been approached to replace Clarkson.

Simon

irocfan

40,530 posts

191 months

Saturday 4th April 2015
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Countdown said:
NinjaPower said:
With reference to Toad's point No 3 above, I was listening to quite a good Radio 4 debate about the whole affair, and one chap (I forget his name) who was an ex-BBC executive type was asked directly if he thought there were numerous people in senior positions with the BBC who held left-wing views and have wanted rid of Clarkson, and he said "oh yes, most definitely".
Clarkspn helps make millions for the Beeb. He's had several warnings previously. Which makes me think that either these senior managers weren't very powerful or they weren't really that bothered about sacking him.
let's be fair here most of the warnings were bks... seeing as TG does not go out live he got warned for stuff the beeb allowed to go out. Does make you wonder

audi321

5,200 posts

214 months

Saturday 4th April 2015
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irocfan said:
let's be fair here most of the warnings were bks... seeing as TG does not go out live he got warned for stuff the beeb allowed to go out. Does make you wonder
Yes I've been thinking this for ages! Every time he got into bother, why haven't the BBC got a rollocking for allowing it to go out!