Jeremy Clarkson suspended by BBC...

Jeremy Clarkson suspended by BBC...

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Gandahar

9,600 posts

128 months

Sunday 28th February 2016
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Saw a photo of him the other day and he looked really old. Gone are the days of Performance Car and now he's better off actually testing a new caravan with a nice cup of tea rather than dropping one from a crane.

He was never the best of drivers and now he is old a saggy. Time to move on.


turbobloke

103,961 posts

260 months

Sunday 28th February 2016
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Gandahar said:
Saw a photo of him the other day and he looked really old. Gone are the days of Performance Car and now he's better off actually testing a new caravan with a nice cup of tea rather than dropping one from a crane.
hehe

ISWYM and he is showing his age, maybe he should have work done as they say.

However he's still got his faculties, insofar as his detractors will allow him to ever have had any, and going strong for a saggy old git.

Gandahar

9,600 posts

128 months

Sunday 28th February 2016
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turbobloke said:
Gandahar said:
Saw a photo of him the other day and he looked really old. Gone are the days of Performance Car and now he's better off actually testing a new caravan with a nice cup of tea rather than dropping one from a crane.
hehe

ISWYM and he is showing his age, maybe he should have work done as they say.

However he's still got his faculties, as far as his detractors will allow him to ever have had any, and going strong for a saggy old git.
Hi Turbobloke ! Now you are a top bloke,with a wastegate and blow off valve of course.

Problem was when they were doing that oversteer thing at Brunters they got in a paid driver as he and captain slow and the small one were never up for the task. So cut to Jeremy's face, cut to someone else driving a car at 10 tenths, back to Jeremy ..wooooaa.. cut to someone not doing a wooooaaa face.

here he is in better times where he wasn't out of his depth holding that round thing called a steering wheel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lXI_IDBXfg

He does some car parts whilst Tiff drives a 500bhp Sierra Cosworth.....Got to love Tiff biggrin

Tiff is still doing it as well and does not look like your grandpa bow








Edited by Gandahar on Sunday 28th February 13:04

hairyben

8,516 posts

183 months

Sunday 28th February 2016
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limpsfield said:
Is the diatribe that constant? I think there is quite a bit of it about but I don't know how exposed we all are to it. On Twitter for example there is lots of it and in the last 12 months there seems to have been a lot of discussion about the whole gender thing, which is not of much interest to me so I have not read up on it.

If you read something like the Guardian you would no doubt be exposed to more of this but I think we all tends to read stuff that confirms our own bias don't we? So I don't read that, although their business section is very good.

I am just not seeing this "constant diatribe" or PC gone mad etc. I read the daily mail now and again for a laugh and could see how that could twist someone's views if they didn't get out much. But I do question how exposed we really are. I think PH occasionally gets its knickers in a twist about stuff that doesn't even touch most people's life.
Most people enjoy stability and look for support for their selected conclusions rather than have the confidence to relish a challenge. For the most part PC culture, eco-fanatism, are just the new religions that feed people the guidelines they have always craved, the ability to feel superior to the next guy. There have always been people who can see past the tosh, but mostly people just argue one load of tosh against another and are only receptive to the flaws of their opponents brand of tosh. The only reason the whole PC thing bugs me is that it's so transparently hypocritical, deeply flawed and in many ways regressive, but then I guess most religions are pretty damn stupid too.

turbobloke

103,961 posts

260 months

Sunday 28th February 2016
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Gandahar said:
turbobloke said:
Gandahar said:
Saw a photo of him the other day and he looked really old. Gone are the days of Performance Car and now he's better off actually testing a new caravan with a nice cup of tea rather than dropping one from a crane.
hehe

ISWYM and he is showing his age, maybe he should have work done as they say.

However he's still got his faculties, as far as his detractors will allow him to ever have had any, and going strong for a saggy old git.
Hi Turbobloke ! Now you are a top bloke,with a wastegate and blow off valve of course.
No lag, no sag, say n'more.

Gandahar said:
... Tiff drives a 500bhp Sierra Cosworth.....Got to love Tiff biggrin

Tiff is still doing it as well and does not look like your grandpa bow
Definitely not like my grandpa. As you just set me up for a shameless namedrop it would be mean to pass up on it. Arriving back from a hard day at the cutting edge of industrial captaincy - as painted by one of my ardent detractors in another thread - the first Mrs TB announced that there was a message by the phone from Tiffany Dell.

Aye.

hairyben

8,516 posts

183 months

Sunday 28th February 2016
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Gandahar said:
Hi Turbobloke ! Now you are a top bloke,with a wastegate and blow off valve of course.

Problem was when they were doing that oversteer thing at Brunters they got in a paid driver as he and captain slow and the small one were never up for the task. So cut to Jeremy's face, cut to someone else driving a car at 10 tenths, back to Jeremy ..wooooaa.. cut to someone not doing a wooooaaa face.

here he is in better times where he wasn't out of his depth holding that round thing called a steering wheel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lXI_IDBXfg

He does some car parts whilst Tiff drives a 500bhp Sierra Cosworth.....Got to love Tiff biggrin

Tiff is still doing it as well and does not look like your grandpa bow








Edited by Gandahar on Sunday 28th February 13:04
Clarkson & co were never about being "great" drivers, think about why the anonymous stig character might exist when they could have had any number of big dick hero personalities.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

255 months

Sunday 28th February 2016
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It was never the same after Angela Rippon stopped presenting it...smile

55palfers

5,910 posts

164 months

vetrof

2,487 posts

173 months

Monday 29th February 2016
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Brilliant.

Mr_B

10,480 posts

243 months

Monday 29th February 2016
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I thought the wacky internet news sites died years ago.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

255 months

Monday 29th February 2016
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"potato-eating bog dweller"...hehe

The Wookie

13,949 posts

228 months

Monday 29th February 2016
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"I hope that he enjoys spending 100 grand of my money on a big pot of gold for the end of his rainbow with all the rest of his fking leprechaun mates"

LOL

loafer123

15,444 posts

215 months

Monday 29th February 2016
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Just hilarious that the comments section includes the job title and place of work of most posters. How stupid are they?!

Greg_D

6,542 posts

246 months

Monday 29th February 2016
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loafer123 said:
Just hilarious that the comments section includes the job title and place of work of most posters. How stupid are they?!
look at where they're all from, hahahaha

They're not doing the stereotype any harm, are they???

turbobloke

103,961 posts

260 months

Monday 29th February 2016
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Greg_D said:
loafer123 said:
Just hilarious that the comments section includes the job title and place of work of most posters. How stupid are they?!
look at where they're all from, hahahaha

They're not doing the stereotype any harm, are they???
For anyone in my position of not wanting to click the link again (from where I am) to check the comments, where are they from? TIA.

FourWheelDrift

88,535 posts

284 months

Monday 29th February 2016
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turbobloke said:
For anyone in my position of not wanting to click the link again (from where I am) to check the comments, where are they from? TIA.
Le Sorbonne
2x Cork Institute of Technology - CIT
Arklow CBS (School)
University of Limerick
St Brigid's High School, Armagh

Plus
2x Dublin
1x Colas
1x Blackstone Chambers London
1x a pub called the Ragged Dragon
1x who works at Guess

most of whom appear to get that it's a piss-take story.

Edited by FourWheelDrift on Monday 29th February 16:14

turbobloke

103,961 posts

260 months

Monday 29th February 2016
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FourWheelDrift said:
turbobloke said:
For anyone in my position of not wanting to click the link again (from where I am) to check the comments, where are they from? TIA.
Le Sorbonne
2x Cork Institute of Technology - CIT
Arklow CBS (School)
University of Limerick
St Brigid's High School, Armagh
Righto, many thanks, and to be sure that's an interesting selection smile vraiment it is.

Silent1

19,761 posts

235 months

Monday 29th February 2016
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Mr_B said:
I thought the wacky internet news sites died years ago.
No because now they're vessels to get idiots to share them on Facebook thinking they're real and then the site owners can rake in the advertising money.

Halb

53,012 posts

183 months

Monday 29th February 2016
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There's three good ones.

Onion
Poke
Mash

the rest are awful, really awful.

The Don of Croy

6,000 posts

159 months

Tuesday 1st March 2016
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The Rockall Times used to be a good waste of time (powered by yeast logic).

Spoof news is as old as...well, news really.

I still have a copy of 'Not The Times' in the loft somewhere - published in 197? when the paper went on strike for months...prompting some cheeky chappies to punt this version (headline - 'Should we arm the football hooligans?' and some pointed reference to the editor of the Telegraph at the time).