So you become prime minister.

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McWigglebum4th

32,414 posts

204 months

Monday 23rd March 2015
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What would i do?

Close the houses of parliament and house of lords for at least a decade


We have enough laws for the country to run

Our tax system works

everything else works

We just need useless fkers to stop interfering


oh and shoot all SNP voters

EV11NED

857 posts

153 months

Monday 23rd March 2015
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McWigglebum4th said:
What would i do?

Close the houses of parliament and house of lords for at least a decade


We have enough laws for the country to run

Our tax system works

everything else works

We just need useless fkers to stop interfering
Hitler did this :-)

handpaper

1,296 posts

203 months

Monday 23rd March 2015
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Build a proper database from NHS medical records. No opt-out, but no raw or anonymised data should ever be released.
Instead, a team of statisticians and epidemiologists could be commisioned to perform studies on this massive dataset, for a fee.
The database would easily be the biggest and most comprehensive in the world; the fee could be huge - and it would still provide better information at lower cost than any survey could.

handpaper

1,296 posts

203 months

Monday 23rd March 2015
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EV11NED said:
Hitler did this :-)
More recently and less Godwin, Belgium went without for nearly two years. Didn't seem to hurt them.

S10GTA

12,678 posts

167 months

Monday 23rd March 2015
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I've read some bks on pistonheads....but this....

McWigglebum4th

32,414 posts

204 months

Monday 23rd March 2015
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EV11NED said:
McWigglebum4th said:
What would i do?

Close the houses of parliament and house of lords for at least a decade


We have enough laws for the country to run

Our tax system works

everything else works

We just need useless fkers to stop interfering
Hitler did this :-)
I think you will discover he got quite busy with invading poland

I would send ten years taking the salary and doing absolutely nothing

anonymous-user

54 months

Monday 23rd March 2015
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Crush said:
speedyguy said:
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Grumfutock said:
1. Declare war on the French.
Gets my vote but have they got anything we actually want ?

Even their wine is last on any wine purchase i make smile
I think the land and weather are the only attributes hehe
One more than Wales then smile
You've just reminded me to unilaterally devolve Wales with no referendum smile.

Asterix

24,438 posts

228 months

Monday 23rd March 2015
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McWigglebum4th said:
EV11NED said:
McWigglebum4th said:
What would i do?

Close the houses of parliament and house of lords for at least a decade


We have enough laws for the country to run

Our tax system works

everything else works

We just need useless fkers to stop interfering
Hitler did this :-)
I think you will discover he got quite busy with invading poland

I would send ten years taking the salary and doing absolutely nothing
Sack all MPs - actually get people who are nominated by the electorate and they have to represent their constituency by law and they get paid extremely well for it.

Parliament only convenes when called as necessary via an agreed consortium of the main parties (three from each) or at agreed specific times - Budget, for example. Rest of the stuff can be done via Skype or other virtual means.

McWigglebum4th

32,414 posts

204 months

Monday 23rd March 2015
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Asterix said:
Sack all MPs - actually get people who are nominated by the electorate and they have to represent their constituency by law and they get paid extremely well for it.

Parliament only convenes when called as necessary via an agreed consortium of the main parties (three from each) or at agreed specific times - Budget, for example. Rest of the stuff can be done via Skype or other virtual means.
No No NO

Then they would try to improve things

Just sack the MPs

Dog Star

16,132 posts

168 months

Monday 23rd March 2015
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"More money for the NHS"

The NHS might need many things - more money isn't one of them. The amount poured into this sacred cow is truly mind bending.

Asterix

24,438 posts

228 months

Monday 23rd March 2015
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McWigglebum4th said:
Asterix said:
Sack all MPs - actually get people who are nominated by the electorate and they have to represent their constituency by law and they get paid extremely well for it.

Parliament only convenes when called as necessary via an agreed consortium of the main parties (three from each) or at agreed specific times - Budget, for example. Rest of the stuff can be done via Skype or other virtual means.
No No NO

Then they would try to improve things

Just sack the MPs
Yes, but they'd be (trying to) improving things for 'us', not 'them.

Grumfutock

5,274 posts

165 months

Monday 23rd March 2015
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speedyguy said:
5
Grumfutock said:
1. Declare war on the French.
Gets my vote but have they got anything we actually want ?

Even their wine is last on any wine purchase i make smile
My plan is to ban the French language, dissolve all their sports team, blow up the Blackpool tower copy they have in Paris, pass a law that places the word 'gay' in front of every place name in France and finally force shave all the women's armpits and use the hair to block up the channel tunnel.

McWigglebum4th

32,414 posts

204 months

Monday 23rd March 2015
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Asterix said:
McWigglebum4th said:
Asterix said:
Sack all MPs - actually get people who are nominated by the electorate and they have to represent their constituency by law and they get paid extremely well for it.

Parliament only convenes when called as necessary via an agreed consortium of the main parties (three from each) or at agreed specific times - Budget, for example. Rest of the stuff can be done via Skype or other virtual means.
No No NO

Then they would try to improve things

Just sack the MPs
Yes, but they'd be (trying to) improving things for 'us', not 'them.
God NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Leave it the fk alone

The last thing we need is more interfering idiots

We don't need any more fking laws


foreright

1,035 posts

242 months

Monday 23rd March 2015
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Grumfutock said:
My plan is to ban the French language, dissolve all their sports team, blow up the Blackpool tower copy they have in Paris, pass a law that places the word 'gay' in front of every place name in France and finally force shave all the women's armpits and use the hair to block up the channel tunnel.
hehe you have my vote!

BoRED S2upid

19,700 posts

240 months

Monday 23rd March 2015
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speedyguy said:
One more than Wales then smile
You've just reminded me to unilaterally devolve Wales with no referendum smile.
We tried that hundreds of years ago but the English invaded now your stuck with us forever!

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

255 months

Monday 23rd March 2015
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MissChief said:
mybrainhurts said:
MissChief said:
Up the tax on diesel
Kindly go away...

MissChief said:
it's by no means a 'clean' fuel anymore and never has been, despite what the government has tried to tell you.
So what..?
Because the government has been pushing it as being 'better' as it has lower CO2 emissions and they've based the Road Tax on emissions. Diesel has been consistently proved to be more polluting and containing far more carcinogens yet manufacturers and the Government have pushed it as a 'clean' fuel, hence it becoming so popular.
You mean particulates? The stuff that's caught and destroyed in soot filters these days?

Regardless of that, what would your increased tax achieve, given that diesel duty has always been higher than petrol duty and it hasn't hit sales of diesel vehicles.

Grumfutock

5,274 posts

165 months

Monday 23rd March 2015
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foreright said:
Grumfutock said:
My plan is to ban the French language, dissolve all their sports team, blow up the Blackpool tower copy they have in Paris, pass a law that places the word 'gay' in front of every place name in France and finally force shave all the women's armpits and use the hair to block up the channel tunnel.
hehe you have my vote!
I would also dress all the penguins in the Falklands in Union Jack waist coat to annoy the Argies, rebuild Hadrian s wall and paint Gibraltar red, white and blue (having taught the monkey's to give the bird to Spain..

BJG1

5,966 posts

212 months

Monday 23rd March 2015
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1. Leaglisation and regulation of all recreational drugs.

2. Drastically cut military funding, more reliant on a reservist army, remit is to defend borders, remain politically neutral in all international conflict

3. Massively expand free childcare provision so that single parents can work full time rather than rely on benefits and both parents can afford to work if they wish to. Free from 1 year old until they go to primary school.

4. Introduce a Land Value Tax and gradually expand that whilst reducing taxes on income and spending (fuel duty, VAT etc) - would want this to raise around 10-15% more than the current system. Flat rate on income taxes.

5. Raise minimum wage to £9.50 an hour over the course of 2 parliament terms, adjusted upwards for inflation.

6. MPs banned from having any other job.

7. Encourage co-operative ownership business models such as John Lewis' with large tax breaks.

8. Move the criminal justice system to model Norway's - rehabilitation being the primary aim, not retribution.

9. Copyright and intellectual property expire on death of the creator.

10. Inheritance tax allowance moved to the individual, not the state. £350k lifetime limit, 100% tax over that - deceased can give to charity with no tax liability.

11. All current UK residents given voting rights at every election.

12. Remove ridiculous marginal tax rates for those exiting benefits for work, although minimum wage raise will largely do this.

13. Reassess green belt land with the aim of building circa 1m affordable homes over parliament term (research needed into exact demand!)

I await the hate.

Edited by BJG1 on Monday 23 March 15:06

Grumfutock

5,274 posts

165 months

Monday 23rd March 2015
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Ban liberal hippies!

Crafty_

13,286 posts

200 months

Monday 23rd March 2015
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R666 said:
Trying to make them efficient is almost impossible. Anything requiring new technology will be a debacle (any IT project in public sector is late/over budget/delivers no value - marginally worse than private sector)

Better follow the Roman way and decimate anyone with the title "manager" in the publivpc sector. Sack one in ten of them, and do,that every year for 5 years.

Free up cash for front line services.
Thats only because the public sector management get in the way and balls it all up.
Tech & IT can and does work in the private sector.
The problem is the wrong people in the wrong places. Get rid of them and it might start working...