James Bond Racist

[Halb]

DJRC said:

Go for the Chewy bloke with the unpronounceable name, he would make a cracking Bond.

nyxster said:

And they should probably stop giving every villain a disability.

Like monologuing and stupidity?

[mybrainhurts]

The Black Baron said:

Lunacy, absolute lunacy. Why jump on a man for speaking sense?

Because PPP...Prats in Positions of Power.

When I take over, there will be walls and there will be firing squads.

[Oakey]

nyxster said:

So why not just kill off bond? The franchise is 007.

Throwaway all the James Bond baggage and reinvent 007 as a realistic current era intelligence operative who went to a comprehensive school and was ex SAS, not some rich toff naval commander.

The Bourne films forced them to change bond from cartoon gadgetry to the edgy Daniel Craig, you might as well finish the job and have someone who represents the post 9/11 world.

And they should probably stop giving every villain a disability.

And don't just make him black. Make him black and gay.

Now it's 'edgy'

[aw51 121565]

So where Felix Leiter leads, the writers of James Bond only consider following a similar change for the lead character for the first time in the public view some decades later?

[mybrainhurts]

Oakey said:

nyxster said:

So why not just kill off bond? The franchise is 007.

Throwaway all the James Bond baggage and reinvent 007 as a realistic current era intelligence operative who went to a comprehensive school and was ex SAS, not some rich toff naval commander.

The Bourne films forced them to change bond from cartoon gadgetry to the edgy Daniel Craig, you might as well finish the job and have someone who represents the post 9/11 world.

And they should probably stop giving every villain a disability.

And don't just make him black. Make him black and gay.

Now it's 'edgy'

Edgy? I'll give you edgy...

Woman. Woman with one leg.

So edgy, it'll fall over.

[Oakey]

mybrainhurts said:

Edgy? I'll give you edgy...

Woman. Woman with one leg.

So edgy, it'll fall over.

No no, black, gay, cross dresser with one leg.

[The Black Baron]

Can't call him Felix Leiter any more. That upsets the ASH brigade. No puns allowed. Plus, last time he was was black, so should probably be played by Roger Moore. No, can't say say Roger Moore anymore as that's a pun on vociferous sexuality.

[Oakey]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

With Aspergers!

[The Black Baron]

The Girl With The Silver Chair?

Over to you to modify all Bond film titles to fit in with current legislation.

Edited by The Black Baron on Sunday 29th March 00:48

Edited by The Black Baron on Sunday 29th March 00:51

[eharding]

Oakey said:

mybrainhurts said:

Edgy? I'll give you edgy...

Woman. Woman with one leg.

So edgy, it'll fall over.

No no, black, gay, cross dresser with one leg.

.....but still equipped with 8 toes. Don't want to alienate the Norfolk audience.

[greygoose]

eharding said:

Oakey said:

mybrainhurts said:

Edgy? I'll give you edgy...

Woman. Woman with one leg.

So edgy, it'll fall over.

No no, black, gay, cross dresser with one leg.

.....but still equipped with 8 toes. Don't want to alienate the Norfolk audience.

Octotoey?

[Corpulent Tosser]

A black James Bond, just no.

[Grumfutock]

If we are forced to have a black Bond does that mean we can have a white Shaft?

[grumbledoak]

You may as well have a French James Bond for all the sense it would make.

[fathomfive]

Oakey said:

No no, black, gay, cross dresser with one leg.

Don't forget he's a vegan too.

[TwigtheWonderkid]

Grumfutock said:

If we are forced to have a black Bond does that mean we can have a white Shaft?

A black James Bond is unlikely to have a white shaft.

[Chim]

TwigtheWonderkid said:

Grumfutock said:

If we are forced to have a black Bond does that mean we can have a white Shaft?

A black James Bond is unlikely to have a white shaft.

Holy crap Twig, you cracked a funny and it was actually funny

[Oakey]

TwigtheWonderkid said:

A gay black James Bond is unlikely to have a white shaft.

He's racist as well?

[barker22]

Why can't he be a muslim in a burka. Shame on you all.

[R666]

In the books James bond is white, therefore a black James Bond is a no

If you want a film about a black secret service agent, go ahead, but he is not James Bond

I get annoyed how the left jump on anyone who dare to speak out of turn with their views on race. Cumberbatch got it in the neck and now roger Moore.

Didn't see them standing up for white kids in Rotherham, in case they upset the local Pakistanis.