Poor Russell Brand

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TheExcession

11,669 posts

251 months

Saturday 4th July 2015
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Axionknight said:
Perhaps I'm just willing to spend a significant portion of my own money to gain public recognition over the subject, perhaps, deep down, I'm just as attention seeking, puerile, desperate and fame hungry as Brand is.

One difference is I'm not so self important as to believe that I cost Labour the election in favour of the Tories with my virtual rants.

I don't have millions of quid in the bank or hobknob around in "high society" whilst pretending to be a man of the people either, sorry, just a four bedroomed house and a Renault Clio. But, I too could make a difference and make the UK a better place, with the say so of Clydesdale Bank, of course, jester
It's a fked up world with fked up people, as always PH says "Thanks for your contribution"








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xjsdriver

1,071 posts

122 months

Saturday 4th July 2015
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TheExcession

11,669 posts

251 months

Saturday 4th July 2015
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Axionknight said:
So creating domestic laws whilst taking military action elsewhere is off the cards in your book?
That's a hard one to call, but my gut feeling is ban 'Gods' and enforce that hehe It will likely be messy


Axionknight said:
We're bombing adults too, what about the laws here in the UK pertaining to them? The ones that keep you safe? Miffed at those too?
I don't live in the UK, and I regularly see plods here driving with phones pressed to their ears.

My gut feeling is that I feel very safe here (and I let my child out to play all the time). If you asked the owner of the Chinese Restaurant down the road who got knifed last week you'd probably get a different answer - but he's dead.

And this is what I'm utterly convinced of - THERE ARE NO LAWS - you either get busted by someone further up the control chain that is making money from your (lack of) behaviour or you make money from someone further down the chain, which is inevitably someone who doesn't quite know the rules.

As a daft example, can you fix and align a satellite dish to your house, can you even launch a satellite and make it work, can you grow tomatoes, can you make the correct pistons and rings for your engine? Do you even know how to get the oil out of the ground?

People need space and time and cooperation to deliver these skills and that is why bombing the crap out of other people needs to stop.

And that is why that dick head Russel Brand is right.


xjsdriver

1,071 posts

122 months

Sunday 5th July 2015
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HewManHeMan said:
I have a job, always have, and never claimed a benefit. I don't expect anything for nothing.

And I vote left.

I'm confident that this post has caused at least 6 powerfully built company directors heads to just explode in a pop of red and pink mist.
Or at least turn even pucer!!!!! hehe

McTory

70 posts

108 months

Sunday 5th July 2015
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PoleDriver said:
Donated!
I can't find the page to donate


carinaman

21,319 posts

173 months

Sunday 5th July 2015
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He seems to wear black a lot and has a beard so he should fit in just fine.

Langweilig

4,329 posts

212 months

Thursday 16th July 2015
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jmorgan

36,010 posts

285 months

Thursday 16th July 2015
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Yeah, well, that would be my reply as well.

Mark Benson

7,521 posts

270 months

Thursday 16th July 2015
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Rag said:
The controversial millionaire comic heckled a member of the 160-strong crowd during a gig at the Proud Archivist venue in east London.
Packing them in, eh Russell?

carinaman

21,319 posts

173 months

Thursday 16th July 2015
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East London isn't Syria.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

256 months

Thursday 16th July 2015
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carinaman said:
East London isn't Syria.
You've got an atlas. I can tell.

Langweilig

4,329 posts

212 months

Saturday 8th August 2015
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Dear, oh dear. He's talking out of his rectum again.

http://www.express.co.uk/celebrity-news/596905/Rus...




scherzkeks

4,460 posts

135 months

Sunday 9th August 2015
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Langweilig said:
Dear, oh dear. He's talking out of his rectum again.

http://www.express.co.uk/celebrity-news/596905/Rus...
The fact that that (quite funny) rant supposedly sparked "outage" in some circles is the real joke here. Good god.

Langweilig

4,329 posts

212 months

Oakey

27,592 posts

217 months

Monday 22nd February 2016
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I expected this to be the other story about him moving into a £3.3million country house

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

256 months

Monday 22nd February 2016
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Still a bit of a tit, then...

Some Gump

12,701 posts

187 months

Monday 22nd February 2016
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I really hope Borris uses the word "bellend" in his rebuttal..

CorbynForTheBin

12,230 posts

195 months

Monday 22nd February 2016
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"Tommy Exoque Stevenson took it a step further, claiming Brand was “a f****** idiot”."

hehe

dandarez

13,290 posts

284 months

Monday 22nd February 2016
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CorbynForTheBin said:
"Tommy Exoque Stevenson took it a step further, claiming Brand was “a f****** idiot”."

hehe
It would be nigh on impossible to argue with that assessment.

hehe

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

256 months

Monday 22nd February 2016
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MF8qbzmprrg

If you really want to torture yourself, here's 40 minutes of dire Brand on HIGNFY.