Poor Russell Brand

[Mr Tidy]

Who is this Brand person anyway - Jo's ill-advised lovechild?

B*llend is surely too polite a description!

And "poor" is one thing he certainly does not seem to be..........! (although I cannot think why)!

[jmorgan]

Has used up his rocket allocation yet?

[Europa1]

Thanks to Llanweilig for posting the link to that Express story - it's been a while since I posted in the "People you'd never get tired of punching in the face" thread, but Russell Brand has just gone to the front of the queue.

[Blakewater]

Mr Tidy said:

Who is this Brand person anyway - Jo's ill-advised lovechild?

B*llend is surely too polite a description!

And "poor" is one thing he certainly does not seem to be..........! (although I cannot think why)!

Jo Brand has made it very clear on numerous occasions that Russell Brand is not related to her and gets offended at the suggestion he is.

[Mr Tidy]

Blakewater said:

Jo Brand has made it very clear on numerous occasions that Russell Brand is not related to her and gets offended at the suggestion he is.

Well given that situation I can completely understand her wish to distance herself from him!

To be fair, Jo has talent so it's easy to see how they aren't related!

[Langweilig]

No Tickling without consent.

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/756779/russell-...

[No ideas for a name]

Langweilig said:

No Tickling without consent.

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/756779/russell-...

He can't be all bad. He has decided he should punch himself in the face.

"The 43-year-old, who has two daughters, said: “To recall doing this to Ez fills me with dreadful shame and makes me want to punch myself in the face. "

[anonymous-user]

If he thinks tickling warrants a punch in the face, what should be fair retribution for the endless dross and inanity that he’s foisted on the public for years?

[Biker 1]

REALIST123 said:

If he thinks tickling warrants a punch in the face, what should be fair retribution for the endless dross and inanity that he’s foisted on the public for years?

Death

[Mort7]

From the convoluted Dickensian language he insists on using, I find myself wondering if he's related to Jacob Rees-Mogg.

[budgie smuggler]

No ideas for a name said:

He can't be all bad. He has decided he should punch himself in the face.

There's a lot of people waiting ahead of you in the queue, Russell.

[dudleybloke]

I doubt most people would even notice a punch off the limp lettuce that is RB.

[mcelliott]

What a deeply unfunny/creepy little man.

[irocfan]

Mort7 said:

From the convoluted Dickensian language he insists on using, I find myself wondering if he's related to Jacob Rees-Mogg.

Nope, love him or loathe him JRM isn't a thick as mince druggie

[227bhp]

Mort7 said:

From the convoluted Dickensian language he insists on using, I find myself wondering if he's related to Jacob Rees-Mogg.

Normal English? What language should they use, French, American?

[texaxile]

mcelliott said:

What a deeply unfunny/creepy little man.

He's a slimy, dirty little turd, typical champagne socialist and a filthy little pervert.

[PorkRind]

Thats the UK's triggly puff isnt it?

[ape x]

texaxile said:

mcelliott said:

What a deeply unfunny/creepy little man.

He's a slimy, dirty little turd, typical champagne socialist and a filthy little pervert.

But if his politics aligned with yours, closer to Tommy Robinsons, he'd be another PH hero...

[Biker 1]

ape x said:

But if his politics aligned with yours, closer to Tommy Robinsons, he'd be another PH hero...

Based on hair 'style' alone, I very much doubt it....
I detest Robinson & all he stands for, but RB is an utter hypocrite by comparison.

[jakesmith]

Biker 1 said:

Based on hair 'style' alone, I very much doubt it....
I detest Robinson & all he stands for, but RB is an utter hypocrite by comparison.

RB is the perfect example of someone who should have stayed in his lane. I found him entertaining before.
His views on politics are crass and hypocritical, see Geldoff, Bono, Lilly Allen etc