ISIS membership?

[FourWheelDrift]

That'll be the Bradford Lodge then.

[rohrl]

If my experience of joining clubs is anything to go by you'll probably get a couple of badges and a plastic membership card holder like these.

[dudleybloke]

Do they collect subs weekly or monthly?

[Blaster72]

FourWheelDrift said:

Triumph Man said:

Do you get a free pen and clock?

you do get a clock, it comes with a backpack and 12lbs of high explosive.

[Magog]

rohrl said:

If my experience of joining clubs is anything to go by you'll probably get a couple of badges and a plastic membership card holder like these.

Funnily enough that representation of gnasher on the top left is exactly what I'd imagine an ISIS membership badge would be like, it's got the beard and the crazed eyes!

[Fantic SuperT]

KingNothing said:

kev1974 said:

Does this mean they have finally settled on a name as it still seems to waver between ISIS and ISIL every few days.

People's Front of Islamic State.

As clarified by the self-named BBC and the so-called David Cameron, the self-named Islamic State are not real so-called Muslims.

[Sgt Bilko]

Main office is here https://www.google.com/maps/place/Bolton+Rd,+Unite...

[Triumph Man]

I wonder if there are a few automotive, bearded (but grey), anoraks who are now in Syria because they thought they signed up to the Morris Isis owner's club?

[FourWheelDrift]

We should send Goldie out there, they have beaten Isis once already this year.

[kowalski655]

FourWheelDrift said:

We should send Goldie out there, they have beaten Isis once already this year.

They don't like jungle/drum & bass music out there then?

[Feirny]

First rule of ISIS club is, you do not speak about ISIS club.

[Boydie88]

Well, flying the flag through the streets of London outside the Houses of Parliament apparently doesn't constitute ISIS membership...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-33406768

[Aphex]

Carrying a child on his head for his own protection perhaps.

Scum

[Johnnytheboy]

Reads:

"I joined ISIS and all I got was this lousy flag"

[FourWheelDrift]

It's Arabic for "Golf Sale, this way"

[Mr_B]

This was a serious point with comic genius.

[Timmy40]

I've not seen a copy but apparently they do publish a sort of annual report and accounts along the lines of "During 2014 £Xm revenue was raised, 0,000 car bombings were carried out a 15% increase on Q4 2013, and 000 decapitations, religious floggings were down by 5% due showing a continued trend as jihadi conditions improve across the region".

[MacW]

Timmy40 said:

I've not seen a copy but apparently they do publish a sort of annual report and accounts along the lines of "During 2014 £Xm revenue was raised, 0,000 car bombings were carried out a 15% increase on Q4 2013, and 000 decapitations, religious floggings were down by 5% due showing a continued trend as jihadi conditions improve across the region".

And I bet they have a small but vocal contingent shouting that floggings aren't actually down, they're just not recorded in the same way anymore. And how the ruling council still haven't made good on their promise to cut down on the administrative overheads involved in requisitioning a new camel to keep you warm at night, etc, etc.

[Axionknight]

Mr_B said:

This was a serious point with comic genius.

Wasn't somebody carrying a similar flag at a gay pride rally and the American media jumped on it?

LOOK, THE GAYS LIKE THE BAD BROWN PEOPLE!

[Timmy40]

Axionknight said:

Mr_B said:

This was a serious point with comic genius.

Wasn't somebody carrying a similar flag at a gay pride rally and the American media jumped on it?

LOOK, THE GAYS LIKE THE BAD BROWN PEOPLE!

It was a butt plugs and dildos one IIRC, pure chance that the South Carolina Lesbians League have a very similar flag to ISIS.