July's Darwin awards has a strong contestant

July's Darwin awards has a strong contestant

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WelshChris

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254 months

Einion Yrth

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244 months

Monday 6th July 2015
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WelshChris said:
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Devon was not the kind of person who would do something stupid
I would beg to differ.

WelshChris

1,179 posts

254 months

Monday 6th July 2015
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Einion Yrth said:
I would beg to differ.
hehe

NRS

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201 months

Monday 6th July 2015
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emicen said:
There's one doing the rounds on facebook at the moment of a gang member who died after trying to gold plate his testicles because his crew had recently nicknamed him golden balls and he was a fan of the movie character Gold Member.
Here you go:

http://www.theladbible.com/articles/gang-member-di...


RobinBanks

17,540 posts

179 months

Monday 6th July 2015
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"Plating one’s own genitals will only ultimately end in serious medical complications or even death, as we have seen in this case."
Dr Ian Josefsson, Los Angeles Community Hospital

Who would've thought it?

Pesty

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256 months

Monday 6th July 2015
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NRS said:
http://m.snopes.com/gold-member/

NicD

3,281 posts

257 months

Monday 6th July 2015
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WelshChris said:
my vote!

matchmaker

8,490 posts

200 months

Monday 6th July 2015
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NicD said:
WelshChris said:
my vote!
Catch up at the back, chaps!

ianrb said:
Looks like the competition is heating up!

http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/jul/05/mai...
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durbster

10,270 posts

222 months

Monday 6th July 2015
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Pesty said:
Yeah fk those alligators.


"Orange County Justice of the Peace Rodney Price told CNN affiliate KFDM that Woodward ignored verbal warnings and a posted "No Swimming Alligators" sign and seemed to mock the deadly creatures before going in the water.

"He removed his shirt, removed his billfold ... someone shouted a warning and he said 'blank the alligators' and jumped in to the water and almost immediately yelled for help," Price said. "


http://www.cnn.com/2015/07/04/us/texas-alligator-a...
I've seen somebody do this for real except it was a crocodile infested river in Australia.

He was a bush-worn Aussie who had been drinking for many hours prior, and was therefore indestructable. Despite us being able to see two crocodiles from where we were moored, he decided to jump in and walk around the boat. Twice.

My understanding of man-points allocation is that; the fact he survived means he's a massive hero unlike the complete moron in this story... smile

Einion Yrth

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244 months

Monday 6th July 2015
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durbster said:
I've seen somebody do this for real except it was a crocodile infested river in Australia.

He was a bush-worn Aussie who had been drinking for many hours prior, and was therefore indestructable. Despite us being able to see two crocodiles from where we were moored, he decided to jump in and walk around the boat. Twice.

My understanding of man-points allocation is that; the fact he survived means he's a massive hero unlike the complete moron in this story... smile
My interpretation would be that he's a very lucky moron.

durbster

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Monday 6th July 2015
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Einion Yrth said:
My interpretation would be that he's a very lucky moron.
In all seriousness it does give me shivers thinking back. You simply don't mess with an animal that's had tens of millions of years refining the art of taking you under.

That just reminded me of another incident while we were there; a tourist was sitting at the edge of the river holding his camera in one hand and tapping a stick on the water with the other, hoping to get a dramatic close-up croc strike photo. As I recall, he just lost one of his knees instead.

Pesty

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Monday 6th July 2015
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Question. Did he jump in or did he slide in.

Their primitive brains are programmed to react to splashes people entering water slowly don't register.

durbster

10,270 posts

222 months

Monday 6th July 2015
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Pesty said:
Question. Did he jump in or did he slide in.

Their primitive brains are programmed to react to splashes people entering water slowly don't register.
Ah interesting.

I wouldn't call it a jump or a slide really, but there was certainly a splash (I got it on video) smile