Jeremy Corbyn

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dxg

8,195 posts

260 months

Friday 2nd September 2016
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From today's Telegraph:

telegraph said:
Jeremy Corbyn has called for companies to stop "early evening socialisation", claiming after work drinks "discriminate against mothers".

The Labour leader was speaking at an evening event to launch his policy on equal rights for women, which was followed by a drinks party.
Nicely done, Jeremy. Nicely done.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/01/drinks-...

TeamD

4,913 posts

232 months

Friday 2nd September 2016
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TeamD calls for Jeremy Corbyn to stop having drinks parties after spouting utter crap.

NoddyonNitrous

2,116 posts

232 months

Friday 2nd September 2016
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ralphrj said:
The gift that keeps on giving...

Telegraph said:
Jeremy Corbyn has called for companies to stop "early evening socialisation", claiming after work drinks "discriminate against mothers".

The Labour leader was speaking at an evening event to launch his policy on equal rights for women, which was followed by a drinks party.
Have companies made them compulsory then?

AmitG

3,296 posts

160 months

Friday 2nd September 2016
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Assuming that Corbyn wins the Labour leadership election by a landslide (as seems likely), and assuming that he will continue as leader even in the event of a general election defeat (which also looks likely), it seems to me that there is only one remaining option to get rid of him, and that is for him to lose his seat in the 2020 election.

I believe he represents Islington North. According to the BBC website he got 60% of the vote last time, with the Conservatives coming second on 17%.

So a serious question - given the demographics of the constituency, and given his polarisation of the Labour vote, what are the chances of Corbyn losing his seat in 2020?


PurpleMoonlight

22,362 posts

157 months

Friday 2nd September 2016
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If he were to win the 2020 GE it would make him the oldest first time PM in history.

TeamD

4,913 posts

232 months

Friday 2nd September 2016
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AmitG said:
So a serious question - given the demographics of the constituency, and given his polarisation of the Labour vote, what are the chances of Corbyn losing his seat in 2020?
Abso-fking-lutely sweet FA

He could be caught on video buggering a horse and those idiots would still vote for him (actually, come to think of it, he might increase his majority!)

Andy Zarse

10,868 posts

247 months

Friday 2nd September 2016
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TeamD said:
AmitG said:
So a serious question - given the demographics of the constituency, and given his polarisation of the Labour vote, what are the chances of Corbyn losing his seat in 2020?
Abso-fking-lutely sweet FA

He could be caught on video buggering a horse and those idiots would still vote for him (actually, come to think of it, he might increase his majority!)
I would be amused if he suffered a massive attack of Prestadidwick's Congena on live TV...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T07NS_qMK2I

TeamD

4,913 posts

232 months

Friday 2nd September 2016
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Andy Zarse said:
TeamD said:
AmitG said:
So a serious question - given the demographics of the constituency, and given his polarisation of the Labour vote, what are the chances of Corbyn losing his seat in 2020?
Abso-fking-lutely sweet FA

He could be caught on video buggering a horse and those idiots would still vote for him (actually, come to think of it, he might increase his majority!)
I would be amused if he suffered a massive attack of Prestadidwick's Congena on live TV...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T07NS_qMK2I
Ah...but the spin with the horse would be his brave statement against the Tory oppressors (because only Tories ride horses, don't they?) and thus he would be sticking it to the man as opposed to the proletarian sheep of the working class. smile

AAGR

918 posts

161 months

Friday 2nd September 2016
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Innocent question - what colour would the horse be ?

TeamD

4,913 posts

232 months

Friday 2nd September 2016
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AAGR said:
Innocent question - what colour would the horse be ?
Good Question! I suspect he might select a Zebra to cover all the bases smile

Super Slo Mo

5,368 posts

198 months

Friday 2nd September 2016
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ralphrj said:
Don said:
This guy is superb. He's single handedly ensuring that I never have to worry about Labour getting into power again in my lifetime.
I don't get the same warm, comforting feeling from having the guy as Leader of the Opposition.

According to the latest opinion polls 27% would still vote Labour despite his shambolic leadership. Even after amending the constituency boundaries to remove Labour's current advantage, Corbyn only needs a 7.7% swing from Tory to Labour to ensure he is leader of the largest party in the next Parliament.

7.7% is 1 in 13 people.
No, nor me. He was in my local town centre yesterday, and drew a very large crowd. Big enough to be worrying that's for sure, even if it's a place where a dog turd wearing a labour rosette would be voted in.

Don

28,377 posts

284 months

Friday 2nd September 2016
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Super Slo Mo said:
a dog turd wearing a labour rosette
LOL. hehe



AlexC1981

4,923 posts

217 months

Friday 2nd September 2016
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TeamD said:
ralphrj said:
The gift that keeps on giving...

Telegraph said:
Jeremy Corbyn has called for companies to stop "early evening socialisation", claiming after work drinks "discriminate against mothers".

The Labour leader was speaking at an evening event to launch his policy on equal rights for women, which was followed by a drinks party.
For real?! What a fking loon that bloke is, you would think that at least one of his "advisers" would say, "ahem...Jeremy...that's just not going to happen."


Edited by TeamD on Friday 2nd September 08:06
Amusing article in the Metro.

http://metro.co.uk/2016/09/02/corbyn-wants-to-ban-...


SplatSpeed

7,490 posts

251 months

Friday 2nd September 2016
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TeamD said:
AmitG said:
So a serious question - given the demographics of the constituency, and given his polarisation of the Labour vote, what are the chances of Corbyn losing his seat in 2020?
Abso-fking-lutely sweet FA

He could be caught on video buggering a horse and those idiots would still vote for him (actually, come to think of it, he might increase his majority!)
that wasn't a horse it was Diane Abbott

i'd rather see him with a horse!

Gogoplata

1,266 posts

160 months

Friday 2nd September 2016
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Who are those women who he parades around with? SPADS? They always seem to surround him as he arrives anywhere as if they're the feminist Gestapo.

technodup

7,580 posts

130 months

Friday 2nd September 2016
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AlexC1981 said:
And people want this to be the guy who speaks on our behalf at the EU, UN, G8 etc?

The guy who can't make a simple, well meaning but ridiculous policy announcement without alienating virtually everybody concerned?

Do they put something in the water in Labour strongholds? Smack?

FN2TypeR

7,091 posts

93 months

Friday 2nd September 2016
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AmitG said:
Assuming that Corbyn wins the Labour leadership election by a landslide (as seems likely), and assuming that he will continue as leader even in the event of a general election defeat (which also looks likely), it seems to me that there is only one remaining option to get rid of him, and that is for him to lose his seat in the 2020 election.

I believe he represents Islington North. According to the BBC website he got 60% of the vote last time, with the Conservatives coming second on 17%.

So a serious question - given the demographics of the constituency, and given his polarisation of the Labour vote, what are the chances of Corbyn losing his seat in 2020?
Short of him turning up to Parliament wearing his partners decapitated head as a hat I think he's pretty safe tbh.

FourWheelDrift

88,501 posts

284 months

Friday 2nd September 2016
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technodup said:
AlexC1981 said:
And people want this to be the guy who speaks on our behalf at the EU, UN, G8 etc?

The guy who can't make a simple, well meaning but ridiculous policy announcement without alienating virtually everybody concerned?

Do they put something in the water in Labour strongholds? Smack?
He wants to ban anything and everything that he is not included on. No one asks him for after work drinks so he wants it banned. Typical commie.

anonymous-user

54 months

Friday 2nd September 2016
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FourWheelDrift said:
technodup said:
AlexC1981 said:
And people want this to be the guy who speaks on our behalf at the EU, UN, G8 etc?

The guy who can't make a simple, well meaning but ridiculous policy announcement without alienating virtually everybody concerned?

Do they put something in the water in Labour strongholds? Smack?
He wants to ban anything and everything that he is not included on. No one asks him for after work drinks so he wants it banned. Typical commie.
rofl

Corbyn really is the gift that keeps on giving! Even I read that and thought it was sexist, god knows how offended your average dripping wet lefty will be.

HoHoHo

14,987 posts

250 months

Friday 2nd September 2016
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fblm said:
FourWheelDrift said:
technodup said:
AlexC1981 said:
And people want this to be the guy who speaks on our behalf at the EU, UN, G8 etc?

The guy who can't make a simple, well meaning but ridiculous policy announcement without alienating virtually everybody concerned?

Do they put something in the water in Labour strongholds? Smack?
He wants to ban anything and everything that he is not included on. No one asks him for after work drinks so he wants it banned. Typical commie.
rofl

Corbyn really is the gift that keeps on giving! Even I read that and thought it was sexist, god knows how offended your average dripping wet lefty will be.
He's an absolute fking dick.

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