Morrissey's manhood under threat

[XM5ER]

Or alternatively, "Man touches Morrissey and feels a bit of a cock".

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-33731...



"Yeah, that's what I said. There's me putting my bag up in the cupboard next thing ya know, I feel hands on me. Someone's touched me, touched my front... my front bottom. I can't believe it, I've gone all cold. I look around, he standing there isn't he? That steward with the guilty look on his face. I was shocked, I didn't know what to say. I had to sit down, I was that perturbed."

Edited by XM5ER on Friday 31st July 11:50

[Borghetto]

Couldn't happen to a nicer person...

[Camoradi]

So someone had a feel around the fountain...

[MacW]

drivetrain said:

This no-mark will do/say anything to get his name in the papers.

Indeed.

[rhinochopig]

Camoradi said:

So someone had a feel around the fountain...

He thought his chance had come at last...

[BJG1]

Probably heard he had exploding kegs between his legs.

[BJG1]

Probably heard he had exploding kegs between his legs.

[MonkeyHanger]

Morrissey said:

I was shocked, I didn't know what to say. I had to sit down, I was that perturbed."

And heaven knows, he's miserable now.

[loafer123]

MonkeyHanger said:

Morrissey said:

I was shocked, I didn't know what to say. I had to sit down, I was that perturbed."

And heaven knows, he's miserable now.

Now?

The wker is always fking miserable (and yes I do recognise his awful lyrics).

[selym]

rhinochopig said:

Camoradi said:

So someone had a feel around the fountain...

He thought his chance had come at last...

I bet he wouldn't say no......

[Oakey]

This doesn't even dignify.. fk it.. i can't even be arsed to finish..

[Langweilig]

Big mouth strikes again.

[RobinBanks]

The guy just wanted a bit of boner drag

[robsco]

The man is a genius.

[jmorgan]

robsco said:

The man is a genius.

Joke night tonight right?

[SPS]

Well it's that or listen to the guy "sing" - I know what I prefer.

[robsco]

jmorgan said:

robsco said:

The man is a genius.

Joke night tonight right?

There's a joke thread over in The Lounge I believe.

[NoNeed]

He is such a hate filled horrible human being that I couldn't find any sympathy even if I believed his story.

[Walter Sobchak]

I liked what I read about him in Peter Hooks book, he was being a tt at some point in the early 80s and one of the Manchester musical lot said " fk off Morrisey at least Ian (Curtis) had the balls to kill himself, apparently didn't go down too well with old Moz.

[scherzkeks]

robsco said:

The man is a genius.

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