The Moon bat Returns!!!

[number 46]

Heads up!! the Moonbat is on Newsnight now showing you how to skin a roadkill squirrel!!!

[MrsHall]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WJhVZFyC_4

[dandarez]

He really is off this planet. Poor bloody squirrel!

Moonbat needs to be devoured by a thousand squirrels.

Moonbat Definition: EnvironMENTAList of the first order.

[hidetheelephants]

Greys are vermin; I'd eat one, there's plenty to go around. I'm disappointed that they don't taste of chicken though.

[mybrainhurts]

Blimey. Whatever next? Al Gore dancing with bears?

[Beati Dogu]

Dancing with ManBearPig.

Half man, half bear, half pig.

[Johnnytheboy]

Squirrel is quite tasty - sort of half way between duck and rabbit.

Monbiot, on the other hand, is a dick.

[mybrainhurts]

Beati Dogu said:

Dancing with ManBearPig.

Half man, half bear, half pig.

Mostly pig...

[bodhi]

Beati Dogu said:

Dancing with ManBearPig.

Half man, half bear, half pig.

Excelsior!

[///ajd]

ah, monbidiot

he wants us all to eaat squirrel roadkill and no other meat. he's worked out there is enough for about 3 squirrel based meals a year for everyone, so the numbers are clearly working for him.

puts his support for scottish independence into context!

loony

[Mr GrimNasty]

I've trapped 40+ greys in my garden in under 2 years (that's squirrels not aliens).

Some of them are heavier than a chicken and I'd be scared to have a 1 on 1 fight.

I'm not prepared to eat a rat with a bushy tail though, not whilst there's food in the shops.

[Rude-boy]

Mr GrimNasty said:

I've trapped 40+ greys in my garden in under 2 years (that's squirrels not aliens).

Some of them are heavier than a chicken and I'd be scared to have a 1 on 1 fight.

I'm not prepared to eat a rat with a bushy tail though, not whilst there's food in the shops.

What that knob of the first order fails to realise is that us country types don't need to eat tree rat. We have fields of fluffy tasty bunnies to start on first. Hey, some even eat them already even though there is food in the shops...

[hidetheelephants]

Tree rats for sure but their diet is nuts, unlike the sewage treatment works that is the average rattus rattus. What's not to like about chicken infused with hazelnut?

[Mr GrimNasty]

hidetheelephants said:

Tree rats for sure but their diet is nuts, unlike the sewage treatment works that is the average rattus rattus. What's not to like about chicken infused with hazelnut?

Tree rats will actually eat just about anything, including meat, believe it or not.

[oddman]

Squirrel is pretty decent eating

They are a bugger to skin though. Helps if you paunch then and cut legs and head off before skinning

What I can't work out is - if Monbiot wants us all to stop driving, where are we going to get our ethical road killed meat from?

[Crush]

oddman said:

Squirrel is pretty decent eating

They are a bugger to skin though. Helps if you paunch then and cut legs and head off before skinning

What I can't work out is - if Monbiot wants us all to stop driving, where are we going to get our ethical road killed meat from?

We could simply hunt the hippies who took our cars away. Ok they might be the meat equivalent of a hash brownie, but with nothing to drive there's no worry

[mybrainhurts]

We appear to have stumbled across Butcherbat....

[gothatway]

oddman said:

What I can't work out is - if Monbiot wants us all to stop driving, where are we going to get our ethical road killed meat from?

Not sure that the amount of "roadkill" brock has anything to do with traffic density.

[dandarez]

The important question is which one has a real brain: Moonbat or the squirrel?

No contest!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R45TAC5AxJU

[Huff]

oddman said:

What I can't work out is - if Monbiot wants us all to stop driving, where are we going to get our ethical road killed meat from?

Vegan cyclists.
Low in fat, cholesterol, and personality. And fortunately for meat-eaters - situational awareness.