Islam huge joke

[FredClogs]

Doesn't carbon dating stuff involve burning a bit?

[williamp]

Everytime something like this happens, god fights back, usually its jesus in toast. Now its..

http://www.leicestermercury.co.uk/Message-Allah-eg...



Muslim couple were amazed to find an egg with the name of Allah embossed on it.

Farid Jussab, 37, of Belgrave, Leicester, said his outlook had been rocked by the discovery of the phrase "None to be worshipped except Allah" in Arabic.

"I can't sleep. I feel I have to let people know," he said.

"I'm not the sort of man who prays five times a day and this is amazing.

[Crush]

hidetheelephants said:

Islam huge prank perpetrated by Dr Who; the Koran, a book purporting to be the actual word of god as related to a hallucinating illiterate 1400 years ago, appears to have been first written before he was born. Inaccuracy laden Wail link.

fk off infidel. It shows that mighty Allah is omnipotent and was able to transport the writings through time.

[hidetheelephants]

Derek Smith said:

I think there might be something which could be considered god-like. I reckon it is extremely unlikely but I can't say for sure that there is no such thing. However, there's no way any religion is anything other than made up.

what you describe is deism.

[andy_s]

The sooner people realise that feeding 5000 with two loaves and a fish isn't a miracle, just tapas, the better.

:getscoat: Copyright Fringe etc

[AreOut]

Burwood said:

There is no evidence god doesn't exist.thats why.

same is valid for unicorns

[HD Adam]

drivetrain said:

williamp said:

Everytime something like this happens, god fights back, usually its jesus in toast. Now its..

http://www.leicestermercury.co.uk/Message-Allah-eg...



Muslim couple were amazed to find an egg with the name of Allah embossed on it.

Farid Jussab, 37, of Belgrave, Leicester, said his outlook had been rocked by the discovery of the phrase "None to be worshipped except Allah" in Arabic.

"I can't sleep. I feel I have to let people know," he said.

"I'm not the sort of man who prays five times a day and this is amazing.

From the article in the LM...

"This sort of message has been seen before on fish, aubergines and watermelons."



Perhaps a fatwa will be issued that a pilgrimage to the Leicester branch of Iceland is a duty for all Muslamics.

Religionists, eh? What would we do for humour without them.

Seems Legit.

Here's a picture of Jeebus in a dogs ahole.

That means he's real, right?

[gruffalo]

That is brilliant!

[SPS]

williamp said:

Everytime something like this happens, god fights back, usually its jesus in toast. Now its..

http://www.leicestermercury.co.uk/Message-Allah-eg...



Muslim couple were amazed to find an egg with the name of Allah embossed on it.

Farid Jussab, 37, of Belgrave, Leicester, said his outlook had been rocked by the discovery of the phrase "None to be worshipped except Allah" in Arabic.

"I can't sleep. I feel I have to let people know," he said.

"I'm not the sort of man who prays five times a day and this is amazing.

Ah the age old conundrum - chicken or egg!!!

[No Bend]

hidetheelephants said:

Islam huge prank perpetrated by Dr Who; the Koran, a book purporting to be the actual word of god as related to a hallucinating illiterate 1400 years ago, appears to have been first written before he was born. Inaccuracy laden Wail link.

Well, to be fair the hallucinations started with Moses (hallucinations and claims of Yahweh/God/Allah business anyway) with this little number about a bush in flames having a chat with him.


The Burning Bush Hallucination
Moses was tripping when he saw the burning bush and received the Ten Commandments, according to Benny Shanon, a professor of cognitive psychology at the Hebrew University of Jerusalem. (http://www.ancientworldreview.com/2008/03/the-burning-bus.html)

So the Red Sea pedestrians started this three part saga.

[IIIRestorerIII]

TheEnd said:

So Carbon dating gives an estimate of 568AD - 645AD, and the dates for Muhammad are 570AD - 632AD.
Seems pretty close to me.

And this...

Still, Keith Small, a Quranic manuscript consultant at Oxford, said the carbon dating applies to the parchment, not the ink, according to Breitbart. The calligraphy is also similar to a style of writing developed later than the parchment’s dating, which would mean this Quran was created after Muhammad existed.

So the wail story isn't really all it's cracked up to be.

Edited by IIIRestorerIII on Tuesday 1st September 00:26

[Beati Dogu]

Islam is more of a huge argument than a joke anyway.

[Cheese Mechanic]

This is the source article from Reuters

http://www.reuters.com/article/2015/07/22/religion...

[funkyrobot]

Cheese Mechanic said:

This is the source article from Reuters

http://www.reuters.com/article/2015/07/22/religion...

Boom!