caption competition?

[Cotty]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3570358/Ma...

[Starfighter]

Does it hurt when I do this?

[patmahe]

So he was running towards you, bounced and just landed like this?

[Jockman]

You can't breastfeed him here love.....

[Justayellowbadge]

The North. Still st.

[daddy cool]

Thank god the airbags deployed, otherwise his injuries could have been much worse.

[Orchid1]

Samantha thought if she flashed her assets she might get her friend upgraded to a Bupa hospital.

[Morningside]

And then it all went tits up.

[Axionknight]

Ma'am, we are going to have to sieze your assets for this.

[SeeFive]

"He said he wanted a jumbo sausage in baps, so I chinned him."

[Pesty]

Before. Clicked the link knew where the pic was taken.

What the fk is he wearing? Stout type walking shoes shiney tracksuit bottoms and fishing style jumper?


Oh anyway

"honk Honk "

" at least he doesn't feel a right tit"

Edited by Pesty on Tuesday 3rd May 14:43

[PoleDriver]

I bet you feel a right tit now!

[Axionknight]

Pesty said:

Before. Clicked the link knew where the pic was taken.

Is she a friend of yours?

[PoleDriver]

Honk if you're horny!

[dandarez]

My name officer?

Melonee Therteetuzee

[Qcarchoo]

Bitty officer?

[dandarez]

Oh sorry officer, I thought you said kneel (for a pulse), not feel.

[Sheets Tabuer]

Excuse me love but do you realise you look like an absolute slapper?

[dandarez]

I've just regained my composure and now read the DM article.

Jeez, how different from my youth in the Swinging Sixties has a whole new meaning today.
Swinging Thirty-Eight Double-Zs!

thinks... shakes head at today.
yep, I was a teen in the best years ever. No contest!

Talking of contests, what is hers? Trying to stand up.

[Pesty]

Axionknight said:

Is she a friend of yours?

I wish. I've done much much worse

Is he actually wearing white thermals under his tracksuit? Lolcopter

Edited by Pesty on Tuesday 3rd May 15:12