caption competition?

[PoleDriver]

Sorry to hijack your thread Cotty but I just found another pic in that link and have a topical caption:-


"No, I won't go back there, I never wanted to be in Funny Girl anyway!"

[Pesty]

Christ.

Hey let's all have a fun night out and puke on ourselves then pass out in the street.

I don't get it.

[KrissKross]

I am just glad we didn't have the ability to take pictures like this 20 years ago or I would never have been employed.

Nothing has changed, except the girls have got much fatter.

[Cotty]

PoleDriver said:

Sorry to hijack your thread Cotty

No feel free. It should probably have been posted in The Lounge anyway. It was just that I linked to a newspaper (I use that in the loosest form) article

[Crush]

Cotty said:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3570358/Ma...

Sadly the airbags did not prevent massive damage to the facial area

[Kermit power]

KrissKross said:

I am just glad we didn't have the ability to take pictures like this 20 years ago or I would never have been employed.

Nothing has changed, except the girls have got much fatter.

Glad it's not just me then!

Were all Daily Mail journalists born middle-aged and judgmental, do you suppose?

[Cotty]

Crush said:

Sadly the airbags did not prevent massive damage to the facial area

Thing is the guy looks like he is trying to reinstall them.

[Mr GrimNasty]

Cotty said:

I'm feeling a bit of a nip in the air tonight.

[ZOLLAR]

What the chuffin' hell
He's gone out in his little brothers trousers

[Morningside]

ZOLLAR said:

What the chuffin' hell
He's gone out in his little brothers trousers

Don't get a hard on, don't get a hard on, don't get a hard on, don't get a hard on.

[ZOLLAR]

Morningside said:

ZOLLAR said:

What the chuffin' hell
He's gone out in his little brothers trousers

Don't get a hard on, don't get a hard on, don't get a hard on, don't get a hard on.

Each to their own but if a guy in really tight trousers does it for you then ok

[kowalski655]

Morningside said:

ZOLLAR said:

What the chuffin' hell
He's gone out in his little brothers trousers

Don't get a hard on, don't get a hard on, don't get a hard on, don't get a hard on.

But "she" still did!

[MitchT]

ZOLLAR said:

What the chuffin' hell
He's gone out in his little sister's trousers

Fixed that for you

[Cotty]

kowalski655 said:

But "she" still did!

Knew someone would get it

[kowalski655]

Probably the bloke in the silly trousers ....if he plays his cards right

[Digga]

Cotty said:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3570358/Ma...

Excuse me madam; is this a chip shop or a zeppelin hangar?

[conkerman]

Before we get you in the ambiwlans we need to weigh your breasts.

WHEYYY-HEYYY-HEYYY!

[powerstroke]

Cotty said:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3570358/Ma...

Yes I'm voting to stay in the EU this is practice for ours trip to Ibiza pet !!!!

[Camoradi]

"So you're saying he's lost his mammaries?...I mean memory..."